XTreme Posted December 27, 2022 Author Share Posted December 27, 2022 49 minutes ago, Six30 said: just watched a Carry on film ..... kept thinking of christmas at @XTreme Fucking Jerry Springer more like! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted December 27, 2022 Share Posted December 27, 2022 2 hours ago, XTreme said: Had the boys this afternoon.......and now Fatty's lost her shit! Apparently they went home all hyped up and are running amok there now. All because they had some chocolate chip cookies and a few sweets. Not trying to side with fatty but some kids do go off the rails after eating certain food and they can be a handful afterwards, my niece couldn't handle whatever E number was in the blue colouring of smarties, she could eat the rest of the pack after picking the blue ones out with no problems 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted December 27, 2022 Author Share Posted December 27, 2022 6 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: Not trying to side with fatty but some kids do go off the rails after eating certain food and they can be a handful afterwards, my niece couldn't handle whatever E number was in the blue colouring of smarties, she could eat the rest of the pack after picking the blue ones out with no problems They were all worked up cos they were playing with the new toys they had here though. And they actually ate very little.......it was just her behaving like a cunt again. She's got this phobia that they'll get worms! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted December 27, 2022 Share Posted December 27, 2022 6 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: Not trying to side with fatty but some kids do go off the rails after eating certain food and they can be a handful afterwards, my niece couldn't handle whatever E number was in the blue colouring of smarties, she could eat the rest of the pack after picking the blue ones out with no problems he fed em blue smarties for christmas dinner 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted December 27, 2022 Share Posted December 27, 2022 25 minutes ago, XTreme said: They were all worked up cos they were playing with the new toys they had here though. And they actually ate very little.......it was just her behaving like a cunt again. She's got this phobia that they'll get worms! You know your welcome to use my gif any time LOL 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted December 28, 2022 Share Posted December 28, 2022 1 hour ago, XTreme said: They were all worked up cos they were playing with the new toys they had here though. And they actually ate very little.......it was just her behaving like a cunt again. She's got this phobia that they'll get worms! Or mange? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted December 28, 2022 Author Share Posted December 28, 2022 Back working and fucking smothering with a cold and cough! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted December 28, 2022 Share Posted December 28, 2022 Back to it, no cough or cold here even though I’m on plague island 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted December 28, 2022 Share Posted December 28, 2022 Childminding today....glad its not all day..... 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted December 28, 2022 Share Posted December 28, 2022 Washer fitted .......beeps when powered up....beeps when a washing programme is selected.....beeps everytime a button is pushed...... On a label it says "read instructions before operating".......and where are the instructions?....inside the drum......only question is.....How the fuck do you open the door?.....took 10 minutes for us to get it to open. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted December 28, 2022 Author Share Posted December 28, 2022 22 minutes ago, Clive said: Washer fitted .......beeps when powered up....beeps when a washing programme is selected.....beeps everytime a button is pushed...... On a label it says "read instructions before operating".......and where are the instructions?....inside the drum......only question is.....How the fuck do you open the door?.....took 10 minutes for us to get it to open. I hate things that beep! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted December 28, 2022 Share Posted December 28, 2022 8 minutes ago, XTreme said: I hate things that beep! Yeah, that Roadrunner dude is a c*nt 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted December 28, 2022 Author Share Posted December 28, 2022 2 minutes ago, boboneleg said: Yeah, that Roadrunner dude is a c*nt My new 76 750F1 had beeping indicators.....blind people kept stepping out in front of me thinking it was the signal to step on a crossing. And when it got wet (I had to use it every day) it used to quack. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yen_powell Posted December 28, 2022 Share Posted December 28, 2022 Went ice skating with some mates yesterday at one of those temporary rinks they set up at Christmas, just getting over my own personal cold so still a bit bunged up like you all seem to be. Now I am sure that ice skates used to have a small serrated bit at the front of the blade, but the ones they have given me the last few times don't seem to have it and I struggle to get going properly until about 15 minutes in, or maybe it's just age. I managed 40 minutes upright with people falling over in front of me and occasionally behind me, which is when you speed up so they don't grab you and pull you down. My mate's daughter was having a bit of trouble so asked to hold my hand which was okay as long as I kept telling her to keep her nose over the ice or go over backwards, she'd already fallen over twice up till that point. When they called every body off we were about 3 yards from the exit gate when she went over whilst still attached to me and that pulled me over as well. Of course, break a hip at my age and it's curtains innit. Worst bit was I now had a soaking wet arse for the rest of the day, I looked like I'd pissed myself from behind! 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted December 28, 2022 Author Share Posted December 28, 2022 1 hour ago, yen_powell said: I struggle to get going properly until about 15 minutes in, or maybe it's just age. It is age......you even look older than me now! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saul Posted December 28, 2022 Share Posted December 28, 2022 Had an Amazon delivery. Of course I didn’t order a delusional 17 year old who thinks she’s a cat but that is what I got. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earache Posted December 28, 2022 Share Posted December 28, 2022 Nice enough day here today but getting ready for 10"+ of snow tonight. And our street just finally got cleared, too.... 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earache Posted December 28, 2022 Share Posted December 28, 2022 2 minutes ago, Saul said: Had an Amazon delivery. Of course I didn’t order a delusional 17 year old who thinks she’s a cat but that is what I got. Amazon accept returns? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saul Posted December 28, 2022 Share Posted December 28, 2022 Just now, Earache said: Amazon accept returns? Nah I'll keep this one, I have a couple of others that could go back but my Kady is the good one 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted December 28, 2022 Share Posted December 28, 2022 Evnin' all. Hope you had a good one. Everyones still bloody here, I have a feeling the mass catering will have to continue into the new year Wotcha get then? Anything good? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted December 28, 2022 Author Share Posted December 28, 2022 4 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Wotcha get then? Anything good? Flu from Fatty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted December 28, 2022 Share Posted December 28, 2022 2 minutes ago, XTreme said: Flu from Fatty! I knew she wouldn't arrive empty handed. Although I thought it would just be a sour face and childish demeanour Sure it's flu? The next number Covid is doing a fine job flooring peeps at the mo! Everyone I know (apart from in this house currently) is ill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted December 28, 2022 Author Share Posted December 28, 2022 Just now, Slowlycatchymonkey said: I knew she wouldn't arrive empty handed. Although I thought it would just be a sour face and childish demeanour Sure it's flu? The next number Covid is doing a fine job flooring peeps at the mo! Everyone I know (apart from in this house currently) is ill. I was thinking of getting a test......what's the symptoms on this one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted December 28, 2022 Share Posted December 28, 2022 Just now, XTreme said: I was thinking of getting a test......what's the symptoms on this one? Almost exactly the same as flu 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted December 28, 2022 Author Share Posted December 28, 2022 Just now, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Almost exactly the same as flu I've got a temperature and a really bad cough.....which is very rare for me. Been coughing so hard I've strained all my stomach muscles. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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