Skippy

That’s positive then

Ah yes the old back gate problem. Mind you, it also makes it more difficult for some scumbag to get it out!

Spot on those Bob, had a couple of sets for years and they still work as well as they did when they were new. Mind you, I think they’re much better on a dirt bike rather than a naked road bike. I bought some bar end mirrors off Amazon and they work well but I can’t remember what make at the moment.

I can hear the pride in @XTreme’s voice as he describes the depravity of this place.

At least that would be more interesting than going to Albox for tea bags.

I think you need to widen your criteria. Forget all this adventure bike stuff and get something daft as fuck, fast as fuck and something that says you don’t give a………you get the idea Pete. Get a naked bike.

He doesn’t……he waits for the attendant.

Very different indeed………rarely cold during winter, sweltering hot during July and August and far less abandoned stuff.………and no @XTreme

That’s about right too!

Damn it mate I can’t.

If it wasn’t for France the UK would be on the Mediterranean

I’ve never seen anything like it! I think it would be a great stag do night out

The right thing to do Pete.

Please don’t encourage him

Not this weekend mate

Tell you where I am mate, I’m ‘in’ no fucking doubt that we need a separate thread for Marcel and Zaak

That’s a proper nice bit of kit

Bit bitchy

He couldn’t hack it, anyway, he’s not allowed to go out overnight on his own.

A bit of porridge

I have a significant birthday this year, so I will be 65 years old on 13th of May. I won’t be buying a new bike and I won’t have to go through any devious shenanigans either. Instead, I am spending six days with three mates from the UK, who are going to meet me in Zaragoza on the 24th of May. We will spend six days arsing around on motorbikes, reminiscing about our youth, but more importantly, making new memories. No change of bike needed.

So here’s a radical thought. Instead of changing your bike, why don’t you take the money you would have to spend on getting a new one, and use it to ride your bike somewhere you’ve always wanted to go. So here’s a radical thought. Instead of changing your bike, why don’t you take the money you would have to spend on getting a new one, and use it to ride your bike somewhere you’ve always wanted to go. Of course, it would involve several nights away, loads of beer, excess stupidity and hookers. On second thoughts, you’re probably better off buying a new bike.

None of your business you nosey cunt

You should keep doing that, and then she’ll get so sick of it she’ll do it herself. Problems solved.

It must be, I mean, you wouldn’t put that much effort into getting a motorbike would you?