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Gary Nixon & Mert Lawill goin' at it....

Moto-Martin framed CBX....

Zed 9 from RaceCrafters....

75f degrees today but a bit more humid....washed the Bike & then the Equinox to prep for some paint touch-up tomorrow...then took a spin on the Mullet before some Blackberry Whisky shooters w/ the Mrs. this evening...

Even though I'm apparently unqualified due to not having foot pegs ...& yet @boboneleg has won w/ his f*ckin' cool Vespa....& @Clive doesn't catch much flack with his scoot entry, which both are pegless... I'm throwing my motorized 2-wheeler in the mix this month regardless of its pedals...

Timing seem'd good for the weather there @Pedro....some great pics... This one would be a good BOTM entry...

Chocolate flavoured dildo?

How many km's per litre of oil is the GS getting these days?

You probably have one captive in the shed.

Curtis framed XR Honda....

Moto America action from Road Atlanta...

Wallowa Lake this year....love it when the water's this clear...

So, two days ago, woke up and swiftly headed out before it got too warm. As I got just down the road I stopped to check I hadn't forgotten my laptop, stopped by the lake and the water level was maxed out, good! Alentejo is the Spring: Alqueva lake on a clear warm spring day. I took my usual dirt road detour next to the lake to check if I could spot Malaquias, the older gentleman I met here last time. His car wasn't in his property but his two big guard dogs were, so I carried on. A couple of hours later, and I'm getting to the Algarvian hills, on the other side is the ocean and my desired lunch destination. I love these roads but sometimes the tarmac is very rough, being municipal managed roads they vary a lot in quality from one spot to the other. My destination, for a plate of clams. Lunch was my only plan, I didn't feel like waiting around a long time to then get into an overpriced hotel in the touristy Algarve, the 25th April is a holiday in Portugal so along with the previous weekend's Easter holiday it was bound to be seen as high season. I pondered riding back home but and rang a friend in Faro and he had no plans for that night, so I took advantage of his hospitality and headed over. On the way to Faro I found this amazing minuscule road that for 7 or 8km is probably the best road in the region: Faro was warm, it got to 29º that afternoon making it the first warm day of the year. The night was pure Algarve in the way the it was very warm with no wind, we went out to dinner and drinks in the town, and got to bed by 4am. In the morning, we rode up to the hills for a goodbye espresso, and we parted ways. Stop to put on my sweater as the temperatures were definitely cooler today, and those clouds were low and no longer felt like summer. Didn't stop until I got to a usual dirt road shortcut, it's very pretty country there so worthy of a scenic stop. And that's it. Hadn't been on the bike for what felt like ages, I was really missing it so these 4 days felt very nice.

I put new discs and pads on the Dacia, 6 months later and they still bleeding squeal. So my wife's says.

That's the discs done on the Marmite wagon, although they were bloody hot and smoking when i got back from my test run hoping that's just them bedding in. I will try them on on a run with no hills tomorrow to see if they are still getting hot.

If that were true i would be out every day as the weather is nice LOL

Have you got a surly, over-indulged, thoroughly spoilt bastard teenager that you’ve simply had enough of? Well don’t despair, you may qualify for the brand new ‘little shit disposal scheme’ that will be available for all Bexley residents in the coming weeks. Here’s how it works: Simply answer YES to 3 or more of the following questions and you may be eligible for a free removal of the ungrateful little oxygen thief from your life forever! *Unfortunately the scheme is only available for male teenagers between the age of 13 to 16 initially, but it’s hoped that if successful, it will be available for all little shits in the borough by the summer of 2026 Remember, answer YES to 3 of the following questions to qualify: Does your teenage son.. 1. Own every conceivable luxury afforded to them but still remains a vile little bastard with a personality that makes Liam Gallagher seem almost pleasant? 2. Is his room decked out like a Saudi Princes boudoir, with more tech equipment than the Bang and Olufsen stock room? 3. Did his mountain bike, which inexplicably he insists on riding exclusively on the back wheel like some sort of piss poor circus act, whist weaving in and out of traffic on Bexleyheath broadway, cost more than £800? 4. Does the jumped up little hood rat talk with a ludicrous sort of comedy Jamaican style accent, like he’s been given elocution lessons by Ali G? 5. Does he refer to policemen as ‘Feds’ and females as either ‘hoes’ or ‘dem bitches’ describe himself as a ‘roadman’ or has he ever had imaginary ‘beef’ with a rival gang of similar over privileged kids such as the Sidcup Man-dem? 6. Does he wear a ‘man bag’ diagonally across him, usually made by Nike but quite possibly Gucci, which contains the very latest iPhone model, with unlimited minutes and data but is always strangely unavailable, or out of battery, when you try to get hold of the little rat bag? 7. Was he allowed to play the ultra violent video game Grand theft auto from a tender age and is therefore comfortable with the idea of ‘blazin’ pimps, ‘shankin’ hookers and clubbing ‘dem feds’ with baseball bats? 8. Is his name Alfie, Reece or Kyle? 9. Does he swagger down the street, with his Under Armour track bottoms round his arse, like he’s dragging a club foot, with both his hands inside his pants, as if he’s in downtown Los Angeles rather than outside Pets at Home in Crayford? 10. Did he laugh uncontrollably when you suggested that he should perhaps do a paper round, whilst you continue to reward him £100 per week ‘pocket money’ for doing precisely fuck all? 11. Does his musical tastes lean towards drum n bass, whatever that is? 12. Did he demand a £600 stone island tracksuit for Christmas? 13. Has it been over 18months since you’ve had any sort of meaningful conversation with the monosyllabic cocky little bastard? 14. Does he own over 2 grands worth of trainers? 15. Have you ever considered hiring a hitman? 16: Has he been given his very own attention deficit disorder label at school yet? Please forward the filled in questionnaire to the ‘little shit disposal scheme’ at the Thamesmead crushing facility and a member of the administration team will be in touch. If successful the offending over indulged little shit will be picked up free of charge and disposed of in an environmentally friendly way, although some of the staff might help out with a good hiding now and again. We apologise for not being able to accommodate ginger teenagers at this time but their wiry hair clogs up the filter system on the crusher. Your statutory rights are not affected. Terms and conditions apply.

If this was your maid what would you have her clean first

that's what they used to call them, the red and white one as well

Nicely done early Zed...

Kent Howerton on the Husky...

From an old buddy from HS's place in Wolf Creek MT....

Must be getting close to PayDay....he can't afford to Pay Attention