Pedro Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 1 hour ago, boboneleg said: I didn't get that at all An abolic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 1 minute ago, Pedro said: I didn't get that at all An abolic? anabolic steroids or And a bollock as Mrs Goggins heard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 5 minutes ago, Pedro said: I didn't get that at all An abolic? Anabolic = and a bollock! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 Had a shit earlier... reached for the toilet paper , none left.... you know that silly woddle walk you have to to with your pants and trousers round your ankles to go get some .... well im nearly at Tesco's now 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 Just now, Mawsley said: Fucking him, eh. We know he'd fuck anything so highly likely! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 16 hours ago, Six30 said: Had a shit earlier... reached for the toilet paper , none left.... you know that silly woddle walk you have to to with your pants and trousers round your ankles to go get some .... well im nearly at Tesco's now has anyone laughed yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 5 hours ago, XTreme said: We know he'd fuck anything so highly likely! i'd chuck one up her , dry and roughshot. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 34 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: i have that fear of over tightening stuff, i dont like spanners and that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 2 minutes ago, Six30 said: i have that fear of over tightening stuff, i dont like spanners and that. What the Annoying Cunt said! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 5 hours ago, XTreme said: We know he'd fuck anything so highly likely! you wouldn't say no you dirty old bastard 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 59 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: Was it @XTreme that asked you 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 42 minutes ago, boboneleg said: Was it @XTreme that asked you 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Six30 said: you wouldn't say no you dirty old bastard She was pretty tidy in her younger days but a bit worse for wear now! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yen_powell Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted February 6, 2022 Share Posted February 6, 2022 3 hours ago, yen_powell said: What the fuck is happening there? You think something silly is going to go on because of the silly woman dancing, and then the drunken weirdos show up! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yen_powell Posted February 6, 2022 Share Posted February 6, 2022 7 hours ago, Pedro said: What the fuck is happening there? You think something silly is going to go on because of the silly woman dancing, and then the drunken weirdos show up! I've been to a few pubs where you get at least one of those sort of characters, but getting them all together must be heaven for people watching. I was sat at a pub table with a colleague for lunch whilst at work. Sitting on the next table was a dangerous looking bloke and an old man who I had not only seen occasionally at work (selling raffle tickets for a hospice usually), but also in every pub I ever went in. The old man was obviously the worse for wear. He may have been called Joe but it's been a few years so not certain. Anyway, a young police constable came in followed by a bloke pressing a red stained towel to his neck, they approached the table with the two men previously described sitting at it. The policeman addressed the dangerous looking bloke like giving evidence in court. "Excuse me sir, this gentleman alleges that you argued with him in this pub toilet and then done him in the neck with a knife. I must ask you to stay seated until my colleague comes in and searches the toilet where the said incident took place." The thug at the table says something like, "It wasn't me, I've been sat at this table all afternoon, ask him, he's been with me the whole time haven't you", this pointing at the old bloke. The old bloke shook his head vigorously and then stared down at what was left of his pint. Another copper came and spoke to the young constable who then arrested and handcuffed the thug and led him out of the pub. The old bloke then stood up and asked me if I was going to finish my desert. I was leaving anyway so I handed it over. As I left I saw him drinking the small amount of beer left in my glass as well. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted February 6, 2022 Share Posted February 6, 2022 7 minutes ago, Mawsley said: A friend of @Tym,s ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted February 6, 2022 Share Posted February 6, 2022 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted February 6, 2022 Share Posted February 6, 2022 5 minutes ago, Swagman said: 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted February 6, 2022 Share Posted February 6, 2022 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted February 6, 2022 Share Posted February 6, 2022 20 hours ago, Pedro said: What the fuck is happening there? You think something silly is going to go on because of the silly woman dancing, and then the drunken weirdos show up! And @XTreme’s lover. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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