Clive

Close...met him in 2008 at a scoot meet in Wuppertal (Germany).... it was fine while he was in Germany and me here in the UK...... but then he started coming to the UK...

Can't get in our loft, we do not have any step ladders, like the rest of my tools (spade..rake...tree loppers...angle grinder...circular saw) my daughter has them in her shed.

I have got close to doing that a couple of times.

Nooo, I just told him that we have no sleeping facilities for him, which is not a lie because we have a table and chairs in our spare room now... Will welcome him for a day visit then he can return to the Harwich B&B.

He goes to bed at 9pm every night, and gets up at 5am prompt.... spends 45 mins in the bathroom, then sits waiting for us to get up and make him a cup of tea, which must be Decaf, and comment that he had to wait a hour or so till we got up, and he only eats a German breakfast (cheese & ham) At 1pm he goes for a hours sleep every day, and complains if there are any noises.

No gas in the bathroom, only natural gas.

It was at 1st, but he has habit of just inviting himself to stay with us. I could go on about his other requirements when he did stop with us in previous years, let's just say that he is a trying guest.

Almost.....Gundolf. Last time he came he asked us to take him to a pub for food & drinks, guess who paid for it? And he likes to brag how rich he is, he will be getting others pay for his food & drinks...... Iam hoping it pisses down while he is in the UK and he won't come here.

My German friend wants to visit us early in August.....FFS Good job we have no bedroom or sleeping facilities for him....

The rain this morning did not do much, the grass is brown, and it sounds like iam walking on Corn Flake when I walk on the lawn.

16c and pissing it down!....... bloody wonderful.

One upside is that I can throw this hearing aid away....

I will find out in around 2 weeks, they will tell me then if my tumour is the same size, as it was at the last MRI, or if it has increased in size, i am going for the latter.

I did not fall asleep this time, and it was very cool in the scanner, air con working overtime.

At 2pm I will be havin (yearly) a MRI and 30 minutes kip, i hope the mobile scanner unit has air con.