Sir Fallsalot

Is that Clive eating all your shit behind

That's still relatively clean by the time we got home it was almost all one colour (brown)

I knew you wouldn't let me down with the sexual innuendos

The Beta bum boys dirty day out went well today, cool weather to stop us burning up on the trails and plenty of mud to slop about in I hate slippery logs especially when the ground around them offers no grip seen too many of these today Waiting for a pull its a little stuck My mate testing the water And my turn, look at the shit video from my mates phone the tight git wont replace it Photo of the bike with strategically placed gloves for next months BOTM Just listen to my bike purr on the trail, got to say now the suspension is sorted i'm loving it

I just scrolled by beat that you wannabe Beba lovers

Years ago before the computerised system they have now when you got pulled over they would give you a ticket to produce your documents at the local police station within 14 days. If i got a producer i would wait until the 14 days was almost up as i would usually be taking two tickets in to be signed off, My record was six for the same vehicle no matter how many times i told the pigs i already had one they would just say well you got another now. I remember the copper behind the desk going nuts when i handed in the six all at once because the pigs dishing them out didn't do the paperwork he did i just smiled politely

How many did you fail

Going to try and find my illusive bridge again. Its like a graveyard in here tonight or it would be if Yen was here

Looks like the Beta Bum Boys are at it again tomorrow my mate just convinced me to go out again

Looks like i'm listening to Tom Petty tonight youtube is selecting for me and i ain't complaining

Which for some reason led me to this

Just heard this mentioned on some crap the wife is watching in the living room thought i'd have a listen as it tales me back

To be fair when i looked i couldn't see the number plate myself there was so much crap on it but that stretch of road is notorious for speeding bikes back in the day i was regularly doing 140 where i was stopped today. i don't normally travel on the main roads probably why i haven't been pulled before now

I thought he pulled me because i was overtaking on chevrons just after Libanus heading home never mentioned the way i was riding at all just said he thought i had no number plate fitted

No just pulled

Good run on the 650 again today and it ran like a swiss watch, It was a bit cold this morning with lots of ice about but the heated grips and jacket kept me warm. Very wet and slippery on the trails as usual for this time of the year. It was a pretty uneventful day other than me getting pulled by the plod on the way home because he thought i had no number plate fitted once he could see i did have one fitted he then booked me for it being too small and incorrectly fitted. Probably the first time I've been pulled over for about 15 years but it didn't spoil my day. I was very polite to him and turned on the cheeky Freddy charm i'll see what comes through the post in the next week or two to see if it worked. And the boy past his driving test today so i'm a happy man Only took 2 photos all day When i took my phone out of my pocket to take this photo my boy rang to say he'd passed his test a few seconds earlier or later and i wouldn't have know until i got home

As i waited at the traffic lights to cross the border into England this morning on my way to work i noticed it was -3.5°c outside but didn't feel that cold when i got out to do a bit. Tomorrow i think i will be out on the 650 with a group going up to mid wales and back on and off the tarmac.

I cant say i noticed any restrictions my life is that sad

I just realised i now know 3 people with a prosthetic leg who ride motorcycles including yourself Bob and all the left leg, whats going on with the left leg

For me riding a bike is to get away from it all i like the fact there's no distractions although i do find the maps essential for my type of riding. I'm all for technological advances when it comes to the bike itself things like fuel injection but ABS and traction control on a bike with less than 100 horses i could do without. I've stopped going on the CRF1000 Facebook page because since they brought out the 1100 all i see is how do i connect my phone to my bike questions and apparently i don't know just ride the fucking thing isn't the correct answer

That's why a bought a new Beta everyone was asking a few hundred quid less than new for the second hand ones the saving wasn't worth the risk

My XR400 has doubled in price since i bought it even though its 13 years older

Seems like everything is in demand here when i advertised my CB it was sold in about an hour pending inspection and test ride

You only really need the grease on the bare metal connectors if you want to make it water tight use self amalgamating tape once its on its not coming off