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Dusty day, crap phone signal but a great laugh

Left home at 08:00 this morning, 10 hours and 450km later ( including proper lunch, coffee and beer stops) arrived in Saint Cirgues en Montagne, about to attack the apperitfs… tomorrow, The Ardeche.

Six pints of Guinness and a curry last night , now observing the delightful decor of my room in this pub . Quality

Harley for sale, going cheap, call Marcel.

Been tinkering with the XR most of the day ready for a TRF ride on Monday Put the new Non gay tyre on the off road wheel as it doesn't make sense to wear out a nobbily tyre on hard ground, The rockrider was a bitch to fit and couldn't get it to sit on the bead properly no matter how much lube i used or how hard i got it, hoping the ride on Monday will sort that out. Next was to fit a new front sprocket and then i had to sort a drippy carb. After removing the float bowl and float valve i found what looked like a bit of hard plastic before the float valve must have fallen in the open fuel pipe when i had the tank off the other week, while i was in there i also changed the pilot jet to see if i could get rid of the flat spot off idle that's been there forever, went from a 55 to a 58 pilot jet because that's what i had, seems have made a big improvement but everything i read on line says it should be a 60 so may pick one up and try it. Late afternoon me and the wife went out in the marmite wagon to give it a run stopped in The Black Cock Inn Caerphilly Mountain for a pint on the way home, when i was there 4 lads pulled in on those sur-ron's no plates and seemed oblivious to the fact they are not legal to ride on the roads without a licence tax MOT and insurance, now i'm sat in the house downing a few bottles of suds adding to the crap on here

Another excellent day of trail riding, bloody knackered now

I did yeah... its been a long day

That's the jobbie. I'm off to my friends' house tonight for a double birthday celebration, then up early on Sunday morning to get the bus and tube to Brick Lane with them. Roads are all shut in London tonight and tomorrow AND where I live 50 miles away for some stupid bicycle race, so no way can we drive or ride in. Dali is at mid day. Apparently there is an Australian couple on holiday meeting us there and I have to amaze them afterwards with Jack the Ripper facts and show them the local yahoos spray painting the railway viaduct. I may have to make some stuff up, show them Jack's old disabled bay, or Mary Kelly's favourite take away.

We bought this just over a year ago for Julian.....Fatty gave us the link to buy it, but when it got here she said she didn't like it! Anyway, it's never been used so we're going to give it to one of the Gypsy kids cos they don't have much.

that went well

Haribos and a claw hammer works @XTreme

Definitely forgot how tiring it is being out on the bike for the majority of the day, that and town riding really isn't the busa's happy place, and it took some hustling to keep up with my mates daytona in the twisties

Worked it out did you Einstein?

Pete told us, quite excitedly as it happens.

What worries me most of all is that you know I’ve got a sheepskin jacket.

Heres my submission

Me.

Pissing down here and I'm fucking working!

my shed looked better

Can almost smell that room from here.

Completed a nice bit of German Scaffolding on my bike today. Actually my rack came from SW Motech this morning so it had to go on straightaway. I got to say it was a bit spendy but worth it when it just goes easily on with no swearing needed. I am a big fan of SW’s stuff proper quality gear that just fits. It took me longer to read the instructions than it did to fit it

Great feeling putting new tires on, suddenly you’ve got an almost new bike!

Didn't it just, should have known that Welsh gypsy cunt wouldn't have had it still, seems he likes to move on the stolen merch abit sharpish

just a few of the busa at crazycatz bike dealers. Pulled a good prank on my mate who was there to pick up the daytona, got them to say that someone by his name had already come along to pick it up and was asking him for all sorts of I.D and saying we'll this was the same I.D as the other guy had and that was it nothing more could be done about it as the deal was done..... how we all kept a straight face I have no idea but could see my nate was just about in bits thinking he'd had it taken from under his nose, then we came clean about it I was pissing myself laughing

Biggest draught in years, it arrived just in time! sorry for your weekend on behalf of St. Peter

You would never get to the Isle of Skye from your place on that.

Get ya bike out or are you too pussy

You should speak to @Six30 for advice on how to best approach children.

Just gone live: Liverpool Investment Property

Brace yourself @Marcel and @Buckster you Harley 'Buds' have a deluge cumming your way

Don’t buy a Honda.

@Buckster is a gay Nonce

It probably is but this served a purpose. Let’s go and see what the breakfast is like

Weymouth, trail riding back home today

No need Pete, I never rode that fast on the roads and don't/can't do the enduro stuff any more, the scoot is quick, comfortable and easy, I'm happy with that

Genuinely wondered why I was staring at someone’s exposed bum for so long

I am sure I witnessed something very similar to that in Cardiff on a Saturday night after the rugby

I don’t think on a mobike at whatever pace suits the mood, in whatever direction takes your whim even compares. The piping hot Cullen Skink at the Green Welly Stop wouldn’t have tasted half as good without the incessant rain, cold feet and time to enjoy the warmth

Do you get to take him home and more importantly is he house trained

My wife and a few of her friends went to see Tina Turner in Cardiff back in the 90's, as they were walking to the concert venue a limo pulled up with blacked out windows a window rolled down in the back and it was Tina Turner she said to the wife i hope you enjoy the concert the wife said it made her night simple things and all that LOL anyway RIP TT Oh and i sort of have a connection to this song as well

Is it true that Pete, a Welshman, wants you to go to an abandoned mine with him and he has suggested you wear a sheepskin jacket inside out on the trip? I think we can see where this is going.

Jeans you say,

Like I've stated before...you can thank my forfathers for injecting the local population with fresh genes cause you'd be all looking like this guys..