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Just heard from him, he is dealing with family stuff and his home PC is fucked, I think he accidentally shat on it.

Lovely Morning

I did that once but when I woke up later I fell out of the bed as I forgot I was on the side with only half a leg .............

I woke up for a piss around 07:30 this morning and got back in bed on the wife's side and cwtched up behind her and said oo its like being in bed with another woman, as i don't get on that side of the bed at all, i woke up at 10:00 don't know whether she sparked me out after that comment or i fell asleep i was dead to the world

Happy Birthday to you all , I can offiically get my bus pass today ..............

Had a little ride Stopped at the (probably) smallest church in our area, there is only about 5 House within 1 mile of it, but it is popular for weddings. Sky went very black so headed home, but a nice hour.

Part ex for a new one, might seem quick because there was no two month poll dragging it out

Hi guys! I'm Dany (aka JustaPor) and haven't been active in a forum for more than a decade I found this place thanks to @Pedro when he shared the link of his Morocco trip report. I bought a brand new 2022 CB500F (picture attached) last November. I'm currently waiting on @Pedro and @Sofia's latest ride report!

Took the Dear Boy out for a walk along Fowey Golf Links, an old disused golf course that was donated to the people of Fowey to enjoy. Bit damp but lovely to be out there. On the loop we walked past St Catherine’s Castle and the surviving block house that comprises what is left of the Towns Elizabethan defences. There were two large mounted cannons in the castle covering the river mouth. The block house on the others side of the river originally had a twin on the Fowey side. There was a massive chain strung between the two that was raised to stop any ships entering the harbour. Apparently it is still on the river bed and sections of it can still be seen. Or so I have been told by a mate who is in Fowey Diving club. We finished the walk by going passed the old Golf course keeper’s cottage then up Love Lane to the main road and home. There is a tail about Love Lane that mainly consists of the local landed gentry shagging someone he shouldn’t. There is a squirrel further up the lane taunting the dog who is too old and slow to catch the little twat and he knows it.

Tired has hell....had to drive to the airport last night..left home in rain at 7 pm...my mom forgot her car keys in Alberta...so I had to run the the spair to her wich is about a 3 hour drive one way...in the rain in this moose infested area...got back home at 1 am this morning....think she's getting to old to travel...

Tonight i finished removing all the aftermarket parts off the Beta so it's all back to how i bought it now with some additional wear and tear, just got to give it a good wash probably add £1000 to it's value then

When i was in M&P's today i bumped into a friend i haven't seen in a few years who was having a tyre fitted on his bike and rear wheel bearings changed, he said he's spent about £15k fitting bling and tuning it, just looked like any other Harley to me but i'm sure buckster will spot what he wasted his cash on lol

Dany’s my good mate who started riding motorcycles a little while ago but manages to ride several times to work so gaining experience with every week. He’s good people!

At the risk of repeating myself, I'm still waiting for all you big mouthed blowhards to turn up here! I mean, what's so off-putting about riding with an old bloke who's nearly 70 and carrying a Hernia? And who rides a boring, gay moped with a top box the size of Wembley Stadium! I know that in the past Dell ended up in hospital, Lyn had to fly home cos he was so traumatised, the two XT600's headed for Africa never got past the town, Pedro got Rottweilers set on him and was then incarcerated underground, Tony the Tools went into hiding, and two of Skippy's bikes ended up fucked. But they were isolated incidents! So as nobody seems to want to show their faces then you'll just have to check out my ride reports! And dream of having the cojones to be able to do something similar! Temps were late 20's so I had to wear my very thin (and barely holding together) 25 year old jacket! You know the one I mean, the ragged blue one that makes me look like a homeless person on a bike. But on a positive note, I believe this pic is going to be on the front cover of "Rugged Individualism Monthly" in October! We've gone from Granada province, into Almeria, and we're now in Murcia....... Epic top box I know....... Always interesting things to see here...... Seems like they've had a bit of rain here as I came across some potholes full of water, and soil that had run onto the road. Then we got to the smoother stuff...... Inspirational photo I'm sure you'll agree! You don't want to break down in places like this......no mobile coverage. So not the ideal place for Indian, Chinky, or American bikes! Talking of breakdowns, this is the abandoned petrol station where I found the Beemer was belching oil out of the crankcase oil seal. Fortunately no such issues with the Honda! It just works! No drama, no fuss, and no having to ask for help on FB owners' groups! What @Skippy would give to have downpipes like these! Though what @Skippy would give to have a motorcycle that won't fuck up is probably a more relevant point. So there we are.......that's how it's done! Now who wants some of this?

what you have failed to realise is that nobody gives a shit what anybody in the uk thinks.

Stuff your cake, this is where it’s at

I've spit a bit of radiator hose with a similar internal diameter as the bar i want to fit the mount on to make up the diameter on one of the bikes and its solid foam is too soft good effort though it's almost a workshop first for you LOL

I now know why he didn't want to meet another Welshman @Pedro we're not all the same honest

She’s a bit rough and ready for most of here Ray, Pete should be in with a shout though

Yes, Lee on the solent for the last two nights, now heading out not too far away but not sure were we’ll sleep except going to see a motoring museum. It’s been interesting, mostly visiting Sofia’s friends over the last few days. Ferry from Plymouth on Sunday.

It's a mark to show Pete has been there all the dago midgets in the area carry the same mark as well

Glad all's OK!

My dinner tonight... kangaroo steak with sweet potato fries. bloody marvellous

I was about to sign up one od my ex girlfriends for that new tv reality show. I thought she’d be ideal then i found out it was actually called FACT HUNT.

One for @Slowlycatchymonkey! I'd seen a pair of Enfields here over the past few months always going into town.....obviously not locals. Well I ran into them in town! A Belgian couple who have a house in Almuñecar (Malaga province) but rent a cave up here during the Summer months cos it gets too busy on the coast. Very nice people......fuck knows why they're riding those sheds though!

there were all sorts of ideas being bandied about regarding inviting people round for a drink etc but by the time i'd fended of a dozen phone calls wishing me happy birthday and having "done the decent thing" and waited till we'd actually finished desert with the children, I quite shamelessly ran away. I rode south into the morvan, knowing that a storm front was coming from that direction, due to arrive with us around 10 tonight. I rekoned i could ride soutwards till I see it and then turn and run for home. I didn't meet the weather change till I got as far as Chateau chinon which was about as far as i'd planned to go anyway, The horzon looked quite black and the temperature rose with the humidity in the air. I dared to pick a quick sprint westwards across the front of the oncoming weather system and the turned northwards once I realised it was moving much slower than I had anticipated, and took the twisty minor roads homewards. didn't stop for many pics cos I didn't have a camera with me, only the phone and I wasn't in the mood anyway. I got a couple when I stopped for a swig of water and onother when I stopped to plug the phone charger in. 235km 3,5h. goy home well befre the weather, but it's getting muggy now and I can hear thunder in the distanceso I'll have to go put the cover on the bike before finishing this.

Just been told i'm on my own in work tomorrow which is a result because i'm only looking at two jobs one in Pembroke and one just outside Carmarthen which means i'll be passing M&P's on the way home

Seems we are in the right area.................for a change

Dad in law disposed of very little....garage was full of crap...wouldn't throw it away, just incase it came I handy later........never did. He did dispose of a Singer car (in the 1960,s) by burying it in a hole he dug at the top of his garden...

There's always a yin for your yan, at least you won't get done for doing 23mph