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Shadow is home and safe in and a fair bit of pain but she will be fine in time, she will learn. In two years and 20,000 miles she has been down twice, her fault, and knocked off once, not her fault. I know I went down a few times at her age through being young and reckless so I am not too quick to judge her. I do trust her though she is good on a bike but still just 19 and thinks she is bullet proof.

Did you teach her how to ride? It's beginning to look that way.

A man went to a urologist and told him that he was having a problem and that he was unable to get his Penis erect. After a complete exam the Doctor told the man that the muscles around the base of his penis were damaged from a prior viral infection and there was nothing he could do for him. However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work, if he were willing to take the risk. The treatment consisted of implanting muscle tissue from an elephant's trunk in the man's penis. The man thought about it for a while. The thought of going through life without ever experiencing sex again was just too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance that there would be no cruelty or adverse effect on the elephant, the man decided to go for it. A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to use his newly renovated equipment. As a result, he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the city. However, in the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point of being extremely painful. To release the pressure, he unzipped his fly and immediately his penis sprang from his pants, went to the top of the table, grabbed a roll, then returned to his pants. His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly smile on her face said: "That was incredible. Can you do that again?" With his eyes watering, he replied: "I think I can, but I'm not sure if I can fit another Roll up my Arse."

Only certain professionals can get away saying these... Doctor : Please take off your clothes Dentist : Now open wide and hold still Veterinarian : How's your pretty pussy Gardener : Want me to fertilize your bush Lawyer : Let's go over section 69 Banker : If you withdraw too early you lose interest Chef : Do you like it hot and spicy Police : You don't need protection Army personnel : Load... Aim... Fire...! Swimming instructor : Go deeper Gym trainer : Push harder Interior Decorator: Once its done, you will love it Telephone Guy : Would you like it on the table or against the wall

Took the big Honda to the dealer today for the yearly MOT.. well they came with a van to take it away, Full of cold myself or Dying of man flu...ill-ist bloke who ever survived anyway got my Honda ANF125 back from my mate. I loaned it to him 5 years ago when he had a Heart attack and could not ride a bigger bike...so now the power house is back home bought it to use as a shopper..got a 150 power kit to fit and Ali wheels from a Honda sum-ut-else so i can fit better tyres..will do for the winter.

Took my lovely smooth and fast road tires off, and put the chunky ones on, for November going to Morocco. Silly expensive petrol here

In Italy at the moment for mum-in-law’s 90th birthday. All the action is right here in downtown Bellona Shit wi-fi as well only just got a decent hook up . Upside is I got upgraded on the hire car , got this beast

Long story short....anyway from all of the ear scratching, her left eye got a real bad infection , had to wash it out almost every second day or the eye would shut completely with mucous...was using what I could find at the drug store , polisporine eye drops and ointment for the ear... It was around 11 am when the vet called her in to have a look..figure in my mind that was it...and she would recommend me to put her to sleep...she checked her heart and she could tell the dog was in pain...the Vet said look I have 3 surgery today, one of those I can wait for tomorrow...and I can remove what's in her ear but no guarantees...the dog is 13 years old...told her to go ahead and if the dog dies well ... It turned out to be polyps one large one and another smaller one further down the ear canal...she made it through like a champ and already almost back to normal today...that a pic from when I brought her back home..she was still a little bang up by the Anastasia..

TDM passed its MOT last week. Now going to fit another new battery. We're half way through the month now and I'm thinking of waiting till the end of the month to tax it.

Feel for you Mate. i took the lads cat Zippy to the local Vets ( part of a uk group as most are today) they charge an arm and a leg the Bar-stuards >>> told me theyeye had to be removed and would cast 1 point 5 K What!!!! could be 2K if problems........Found a local 9miles away who do the farms and Horsey folk.. But good for families.. Total bill with 3 weeks care after the op to remove his eye £600.. and they called for 8 weeks to make sure he was OK.. Lyn/

Hope she recovers ok, it must be a dilemma to keep her on a bike because it’s so great for her vs the risks. Unfortunately motorcycles come with risks. is she home and comfortable now? ps: I am starting to think she might need a boxer / telelever BMW

Temps in the 50'sF today...still nice enough for another spin on the Mullet...

What have the Romans ever done for us

I got one online from a carb specialist over here. NRP if I remember right. Haven't got all the panels back on the bike but it's running again without petrol pouring out, yet.

Stiff 12 inches?

SNOW!!!! it's still only Octember,,,,be dark soon.

Won’t be long before you get 12 inches.

Oct 16....first snowfall..

Sounds like good news.

Yes Bucky. It's been leaking from the overflow pipe at random times for ages. I could start it in the morn or pull up at a junction and there'd be petrol everywhere. Had it apart for a new needle valve but this time it's getting an ethanol compatible one.

Yes:::: I bought it years ago to do a Euro trip on with 4 other dickheads But Covid stopped the trip. Long before i had done the mods i had planned..ali rims with tubeless tyres and a 150cc kit for more Torq..few other bits. Then my mate had a big Heart attack, so i gave it to him to use as it was a third of the weight of his bike. Sold my Honda C70 ( one of dads bikes ) a month or so ago, so my mate returned my Innova ( ANF125i ) The earlier carb model was faster so a winter fixer upper....

Both of our dogs just went through some dental issues in the last month. Got a good vet clinic 18 miles away that have been great to our dogs for the past 4+ yrs. Our 13 y/o Chihuahua/Italian Greyhound mix had an infection that made the right side of her snout swell up pretty good...anti-biotic shot & some cleaning....she snapped right out of it almost overnight. Then a week later, my 8 y/o Shorkie had 13 teeth pulled...didn't want her suffer from an infection...fortunately it all went well & both dogs are back to their old selves- being bossy & loud...lol All to the tune of just over $1100. It's been a spendy year thus far....I'm cringing over how much property taxes might be...which are due next month.

Glad she's ok Saul...but Dam ! How many times has she crashed..? I'd be worried crazy if I was in your situation every time she'd leave the house...not saying it's the case...but some just can't ride motorcycle...I have a few friends..they've been riding for years and they still can't ride ...some are so bad that I refuse to ride with them... Anyway wishing her a speedy recovery...might be time to get her two extra wheels...

She's keeping you busy Saul. She's young so will hopefully heal fast, faster than us lot anyway. Hope she's not in too much pain, shoulders can be a bitch.

Praying for a speedy recovery for Shadow...

All the best Shadow hope you heal quickly.

Bloody hell shadow, glad its not as bad as it could have been, hopefully she will make a full recovery and that she mostly isnt broken, just the bike and gear, which can all be replaced. Wishing her a speedy recovery

New fuel pipes fitted and fittings .

Until that fuel pipe gives up and sprays fuel over the hot engine.

Just took Miss America out for a run to check that she was running ok. Ran like a dream, still my favourite bike

A familiar brand. Benda The new "rover" Yes, the "Benda rover"

Well she has but with more consequences this time. Off to A&E in the ambulance this time. Feared something broken in her right shoulder. Luckily the medics think not now but we are waiting for the all clear from radiology. She hyper flexed her shoulder which was explained to me as it popping out and then back in. Thank goodness she had all her gear on so the amour took the road rash although she does have a bit of a burn on her shoulder and knee. She has ligament and muscle damage with an expected recovery of 6 to 12 weeks. Ruined her jacket and bike jeans but we don’t care about that they did their job well. Not keen on seeing her rushed off in the ambulance but she will heal and be fine. She is gutted because she had to postpone her A2 test in November to next year. She avoided a common manhole cover that we all do but with to much vigor and the left foot peg dug in the hedge the momentum threw her off to the right. She reckons she was doing around 45 mph so really lucky she never hit anything. The police were good and helpful the Mrs and I were there within 10 minutes of the crash and luckily an off duty nurse got there before us. Her lying in the road is not something I would ever want to see again. But she is home and on the mend. Some one was watching over her yesterday that’s for sure. Anyway I’m currently sorting her bike yet again. These CB125F’s are surprisingly resilient. Only cosmetic damage again. I got the bent foot peg bar off and put it with her collection which has gone up to her uncle to be repaired.

Just getting back from the Vet...been dealing with my dog for a solid month trying to care for for it...she's 13 years old....to me it looked like somekind of cancer growth inside her left ear...some days she appeared ok and some she would scratch till it was bleeding....tell you the thruth...I was reluctant to take her to the vet...cause I didn't want to put the dog down...and in my mind...that's what I was figuring what the Vet would tell me to do... Called about a month ago...for and appointment....it's ridiculous around here...take that long to get and appointment....or you can call and emergency # where they spank you for 200 bucks even before seeing the dog...and you're talking to a chat bot when they first take your information....lol. We use to have local and privately family owned veterinary clinics...but now it's one of those chain stores Vet clinic... Make a long story short...this Sunday I made my mind to take her in....found a private owned vet clinic just on the quebec border and heard they will look at the dog...they give you one of those electric buzzer and you wait outside till it rings...