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I've discovered that the best way to scare off the little bastards begging for sweets is to answer the door naked... oh, there's some more arrived... disguised as policemen this time...

After weeks in the garage @busabeast finally finishes the modifications on the mx 5 https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1CZ8uvHaw5/

Bbrraaaaaaaaaappp………bloody thing makes you ride like a twat. No change there then?

Collected the scooter and took it for a spin. Stopped by my mates place en route for a brew…………it’s addictive this twist and go lark Already been scouring the usual places for unnecessary bling and I can confirm it’s mostly chavtastic. Bring it on!

Short version: blowing the pastor went well but he still didnt get the job

Brought home a new project today

A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl. “Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25…”

Paddy takes his mates back to see his new flat, and after a few more beers one of the lads asks him whats the big brass gong hanging on the wall, Paddy says, "Its my speaking clock"! "How does it work?" his mate asks. "I'll show you", and Paddy hits it full pelt with a claw hammer, A voice from next door yells"Ffs it’s twenty to three in the morning!!"

Oooh lucky me I’ve found one

Won’t have the scoot in time so this will have to make do

@Skippy is definitely going for TOTY this year

I think you’re scared to try it in case you like it.

There are probably specialist sites for this gay stuff.

I am going to convert it to a single bike trailer. Gonna clean it up, paint it, get a storage box, ramp box, tie downs, reflectors, lights and should be ready to use. With what I paid for the trailer should be all ready to use for around £250 which is not to bad.

That Benelli almost looks like a beemer, in the same way that faggot from Canada almost looks like a man.

Add some Dr. Pulley variator sliders for better acceleration, or go the whole hog and install a J Costa variator. Twist and go gear changing is so last century!

you shouldn't remove it Pedro, you owned it at the time of the photo, that should be good enough

The Scooter Brigade continues to grow.... this oughta make @boboneleg a bit happier....

skippy ...take that scooter to fuck off mountain.. fuck off all the way up to the summit and fuck it off the top of it.

Any anti trump on here .. this could be your lucky day ..

Took the GS for a ride as today was sunny and my plans for work didn't materialize. So, left for a coffee and came back 4 hours later, didn't stop except for fuel and took no pictures, just felt like giving the bike a warm up.

Look better if the bike was in the lake

Im not much of a photographer when taking pics.... But your honest opinion...what about this one ? Is it ok ? ...to close ? To far ? Give me and honest review so I can improve myself....

Winter project....im fitting one on the KTM...that should keep the bugs off...

Oh fuck off you cunt...lol.

Oops I missed the vote...not a single fucking vote...lol...you guys are Dicks...lol. The ultimate adventure bike on top of a mountain in the great Canadian wild...no one can agrue this isn't a beautiful bike in its natural element....

I'm sure you know what you're doing, but wouldn't it better to heat from the bottom than from the top of the room?

I'm sure that will be fine given that there is no combustible material like wood anywhere near it.

It’s okay, the scooter came with a big tub of Vaseline.

Now then………not a bad idea. A mate if mine in the UK told me to be careful I didn’t catch my skirt in the back wheel so you may be onto something there @Buckster

Yes, I am, looking forward to it and mine will come with a side stand and centre stand unlike the one in the picture.

Don’t confuse him.

You do know that it’s an AI picture?

Is this for real ? You guys voted a man has women of the years...?

Just stepped outside for a second....could definitely feel a humidity increase & it just started to spit some snow....

Don’t worry Pedro I still support BoM

They were seen putting the clocks back at Stonehenge this morning.