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I got enough monkeys in my circus already thanks

He was very fast. We deleted the video not embarrass you.

That’s how trade tariff wars work, it’s bullshit to people who want to buy something. But on the other hand, Marcel’s bike is going to gain value. The KTM because it’s a classic, not the other one with the cracked castings.

Here you go @Saul, it’s not to late to adopt!

Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. So during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. “Tarzan not know what is sex” he replied. Jane then explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said ….“Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.” Stunned by his response, Jane said: “Tarzan you have it all wrong, you don’t shag a tree to get yourself off. Tell you what, I will show you how to do it properly.” She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. “Here” she said, pointing to her privates,“you must put it in here.” Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her as hard as he could in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to grasp for air and screamed: “What the bloody hell did you do that for? “Check for squirrel.” he responds

Look at her, hasn’t been started or moved in weeks but ready to go on friday! It’ll be a full day of small roads on a heat wave, to have dinner by the border before going to Bilbao.

Fuck sake Marcel, get a grip. Pretty sure many of us enjoyed the Sturgis thread, I did.

Congratulations @Nute

I had a young Swedish woman with a placard marching up and down outside my house every time I started the thing. The stand on the other side minimises the smoke cloud and eco protestors …

Not much at the quiet auto jumble this morn. Maybe one for Scott.

You should decide if you like being here or not, Marcel. Deleting your content for the second time makes you look insane, some here post stuff high or drunk (mea culpa) but you bring it up to another level, open up if you’re unhappy and need a friendly word, if there ever were times when this place turned from a lions den into a friendly embrace was when people needed a little support. All the limits on your activity are a result of your imposition on everyone’s enjoyment of the forum. This was my only public comment on this.

I will be staying with friends who are locals, if it rains too much there’s good food and a pub. There are worse things.

Here was me wondering what I had done by mistake, when all along the mistake was someone allowing Marcel near the internet.

Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt" Now you can handle the situation. Jack was the only son of Awe Schitt and Owe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertiliser magnate, married Owe Schitt, the proprietor of Kneedeep N. Schitt Inc. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple had six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents will, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop-out. After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock and, because her children were still living with them she kept her previous name. She was then known as NoeSchitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The local newspapers duly announced the Schitt-Happens weddings. The Schitt-Happens children were named Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new wife, Pisa Schitt. So now when someone says,"You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them because you know his whole family and life story!

That will never run again.

Rode down to Lanner this morning with my mate Steve who obviously has money burning a hole in his pocket. He only bought his CBF about three weeks ago, last Friday he impulse bought a Guzzi V85 TT. Very nice it is to. Done 9,000 miles. Some nice bikes out the back. Also loads of nice stuff in the show room. Pricing wasn’t bad either. Especially liked this new all black Z900RS. Home made drain cover made me smile. On the way home popped into Dameralls for a cup of tea as we were riding past. Did about 90 miles bimbling about. Not a bad way to spend a Tuesday

It satisfies the woke crowd.

Just fitted a starter for a mate on his 2006 Kangoo. There's a reason I hate French cars and this bum hole has added to that hate.

Didn’t expect that ! Thanks all, I’ll have to work on my acceptance speech

Off down to Lanner Kawasaki (Cornwall Kawasaki Centre) in a minute, with my demented mate Steve. Has his eye on a Guzzi V85TT down there. Pictures later I expect.

My bike and my trailer.

I rode one a while ago, I loved it, felt very aggressive and intense regardless of not being too powerful. Overall, too intense, too thirsty, expensive for what it was on paper, but it did feel special.

Some nice bins

I got excited again.

Yeah I get nubile blondes turning up at my house when I start the bike as well.

You’re like a broken record, Marcel

Currently leaving on a ride...states side....met Roland at the gas station...the big dummy forgot his passport...has to run back to his place...lol....im waiting a the gaz station...lol. 220 per liter for supreme gaz...ouch !

Off down west to sing in this later. My group is the Chainers

Id still like to see his quarter mile time

Make sure to lock your bike up with extra security when you park it, Ireland has rampant motorcycle theft like the U.K.

Tomorrow morning I ride off cross Northern Portugal, heading into Spain heading into Ireland. Here, I am looking at 40ºC, obviously hot and very dry, will probably be very warm coming back as well. In Ireland, South and South East, I will probably be in very wet conditions and not very warm, I might not be against it if the friends I'm visiting decide to stick to the inside of a pub. I just unpacked my bags to pack everything again later, what works here doesn't work there so I might break my rule abut luggage and bring an extra bag with proper touring boots and pants, plus visor with pinlock, to wear overseas instead of having to do rain over pants and over boots. I hate an extra bag to carry around but it might be worth it. Also maybe space to bring back a souvenir with the extra bag.

Sometimes it’s about the journey, sometimes it’s about the destination.

I thought it was a great post about Sturgis and the ride to and from.

You deleted it along with the many other things you deleted while preparing to flounce. You need to grow up.

No one did anything, you probably lost your internet connection.

I don’t think a Z900 is too much of an exception.

Try rotating them a little forward or up, I am aware they’re pretty flat but it’ll still make them a little taller and make the bike feel more offroad and lively. Might not suit a 160hp bike, but the advice is worth what you paid for it

went for a ride, not many happen now....got 30 miles from home and bloody great thunder storm..took shelter in a cafe.. three coffee's later i left and came home wet and P1ssed off

I loved my R1150GS, that Guzzi probably feels like a smaller version one of that, which can only be a good thing. I’m curious to try one out, as a non offroad pretentious machine, just a nice bike. The other day I was looking at a Mandello up close and it is a good looking bike as well, maybe Guzzi is worth a consideration.

When will you take the s1000r for a proper ride, @Nute? It’s a nice engine, but some say it’s a bit vibey.

Made me chuckle https://www.facebook.com/reel/1073908405434608

Cheers Saul. I like the look off those Guzzi's too.

Headed to Portland this morning to visit w/ a great friend I've known for 50+ yrs. No Doubt, there'll be some laughs to be had....

Well there goes the neighbourhood.

Anything Italian looks beautiful, but it’s going to be in the shop a lot.

Dolly's custom casket....

There are a couple of MV's that frequent the bike nights around here and they both sound rough as rats which apparently is normal for them. I wouldn't ride anything that sounded like that same with the Ducs and their dry clutches, I am sure that are wonderful bikes on the move but I just couldn't bear that clattering.