Leaderboard

Yeah its a Citroën....

The Triumph for me , I'm certainly not voting for a barge that someone has spunked all over .......

Now its too real

A photo from Fred's patch .........

So i had to reverse all the changes you'd made to the original and this is what I found... yes you really are a gay midget

Did it myself. A combination of paint stripper and sanding with a high grit pad. It seems every pre 86 tank has corrosion perforations at the lowest points each side where the water collects and this one is no different. I was contemplating welding it up myself but thin aluminium is difficult and its 75% certain ill just blow through it so getting someone local bike shop to do it.

fixed it for you

No, that's the UK

Maybe this is more like it for you, even though the bike is still abit too big for you

No wonder it was messing with my knees...if only I would have known...I probably would have kept the bike...why didn't you tell you cunt...

You need to go there and climb it, preferably after a few days rain, just ignore the warning signs. It is one of the seven wonders if Cornwall along with such other greats like the can that Ben the leper used to cook beans in during the great tin mine Intifada.

EMPLOYEE NOTICE Due to the current financial situation caused by the fuel crisis and the slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the Government deems appropriate. Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the Government. Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Government has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your MP, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle. Sincerely, The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.) PS - Due to the Virus, recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, The Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.

If I was you Ren...I'd start buying stocks in lube...lol.

Keith Richards?

Out for a last ride on the Sprint before it goes back in the healing shed. New vacuum fuel tap, new fork seals and front brake strip and clean. Down to Meva and stopped in the market on the way back. Back in the shed. To be fix d My Dailey ride for the nexts few days. Certainly a contrast to the Sprint something like 100 kg’s lighter I think.

https://www.facebook.com/reel/809430175571698

I’ll have to refer you to our resident expert on quantum entanglement, @Pedro.

Just remembering what you posted about her previously, this is too sad Marcel.

So it seems you have been to santa pod before and fell off and got told by the lane crew you're not running... go figure

Clean your nails you dirty git

Took the liberty of entering a pic for you Ian since your bike is out of commission... Who the bellend now bellend ?...hahahaha !

Right now it's raining in the back garden but sunny in the front garden so I'm going to have a cigar in the front garden.

It's that obvious isn't it I was talking to my mates about all the bits I am having to do to the Triumph. The feedback I got was get used to it, integral part of owning an old Triumph. Don't mind at all really, I find it interesting keeps me busy and playing bikes.

Bet you can't wait to get them forks to bits.

Shakedown of the Sprint continues. Got to the bottom of what I thought was a miss fire. Turns out it was a failing vacuum fuel tap. If I can get the bits should be a relatively easy fix. Also bike riding and running beautifully, real pleasure to ride. Got back today only to find I have blown a fork seal. So some good some pain in the arse. Looks like I will be stripping down the front end in the near future. Love the bike though, can see this is going to be a keeper. Bugger Love the look of it

NO doubt that Vespa is RD power'd....

Oh busa!

I may have lied a bit on my CV about being a top working sheep dog ……

Love how all the real bikers are laughing at the gay midget.

Well, covered over 350 miles today over to Emmett ID & back. Mrs. Hook's appointments went off w/o a hitch...even enjoyed an All You Can Eat pizza & salad lunch for $13 ea. Even after a pretty dry winter, its nice to see the Elkhorn Mtns. still coated w/ the white stuff as we head back west towards home, about to drop into Baker City OR...

I did one of those on a hill near Blackmill on Friday

Blimey where did that month go

Has anyone explained it to you yet?