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Son: "Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!" Father: "That's great son. Who is she?" Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter" Father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister. "The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later. Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again an she is even hotter!" Father: "That's great son. Who is she?" Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter." Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister." This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying. Son: "Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!" The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him He isn't your father."

@Six30 would.

Spent all day swearing at the CBF600. New JT sprockets and Xfam chain.

Well: did you lot know: Portugal is the oldest country in Europe, borders unchanged since 1139 . Ruled the largest empire covering 4 Continents. Lisbon founded 400 years before Rome. Abolished the death penalty in 1867.. A real country with values. Just getting back into my love of History... Rock on Pedro::: Lyn. And i have never been to Portugal::::Why.

Yahweh is a new one, I will use that. It'll either make sound educated or insane. However, @busabeast and @Buckster, no religion!

You can explain that to God when you meet him, it won’t go well.

Washing the Scrambler, today, getting ready for something on the weekend with Sofia's club, I noticed a little bit of poor design. Look where the plug to put oil in the engine is:

It was just the sheer amount of beastly greasy shmoo I had to clean out. Plus it was hot and I stood in dog shite. Perfect storm on what should have been pretty straightforward.

Why the swearing, or was that nothing to do with the bike.

Because it has a cuckoo on it.

Two women are chatting in an office. Woman 1: "I had sex last night, did you?" Woman 2: "Yes." Woman 1: "Was it good?" Woman 2: "No, it was a disaster... my husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?" Woman 1: "Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay. We then had an hour long session of fantastic sex and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!" At the same time, their husbands are talking at work. Husband 1: "You wanted sex last night, how was it?" Husband 2: "Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate, had sex with my wife and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?" Husband 1: "It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour - and when we got home I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! I was so angry that I couldn't get it up for an hour and then I couldn't climax for another hour. After I finally did, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!"

Give 'em a holiday @Pedro

Africans ?

He is A – Almighty: All-powerful, having absolute dominion over all creation. B – Benevolent: Infinitely kind, expressing goodwill and doing good to all. C – Compassionate: Deeply empathetic, showing sympathy and offering comfort in suffering. D – Deliverer: One who rescues, saves, and protects His people from danger or sin. E – Eternal: Existing without beginning or end; everlasting. F – Faithful: Completely reliable, keeping all promises and upholding covenants. G – Gracious: Bestowing unmerited favor and blessings upon creation. H – Holy: Completely pure, perfect, and set apart from all sin and imperfection. I – Immutable: Unchanging in character, nature, and truth. J – Just: Perfectly fair and righteous in judgment and action. K – King: Sovereign ruler over the universe. L – Love: The very essence of God, defined by selfless, sacrificial giving. M – Merciful: Showing compassion to offenders and forgiving sins. N – Near: Omnipresent and close at hand, involved in the lives of His creation. O – Omnipresent: Present everywhere at all times. P – Patient: Slow to anger, giving time for repentance. Q – Quickening: Life-giving, both physically and spiritually. R – Righteous: Always doing what is right and true. S – Sovereign: Possessing supreme authority and control over all things. T – Transcendent: Existing far above and independent of creation. U – Unchanging: Constant, reliable, and without variation. V – Victorious: Triumphant over all evil, death, and darkness. W – Wise: Possessing infinite wisdom and perfect knowledge. X – eXcellent: Supreme, magnificent, and matchless in majesty. Y – Yahweh: The self-existent, self-sufficient "I AM." Z – Zealous: Passionately devoted to His name, His people, and His purposes.

Well, there is Harley Davidson and then there is everything else.

Does it matter?

How did you manage to f*ck that up . It’s a pretty straightforward job junking the SAS and the only thing about the silencers is the bolts can be a bitch to remove. I did mine myself and it ran better and without all the excessive heat from the oem stuff.

Buckster was spotted leaving with his trailer.

His "this is the style" videos were always amusing

You would know.

So Portugal is even older than @Renegade ??

The nightmare started when I decided to remove the SAS system and stock muflers...must have lost and entire summer and part of another one ,trying to make it run right...it's basically how I found myself on OC...