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Marcel spotted in Canada, look like he's up to old tricks again ..........

I do hope stuff gets a little easier now Clive 2 mates came around today to see me and dragged me out to Billy Jeans Caffe for a biker brekky///still not able to move. I should be OK tomorrow Not to bad here today it's been 5C.. Mate had a new motor, Ford Kuga 2.5lt Hybrid..very nice machine and goes well too. does about 48miles on the battery. Loads of dosh thou. ST model about 38grand. Different world init mate. Me still on my 15grand Suzuki Ignis 4x4 Hybrid..:>)

Folks, stop the political stuff including the unfolding situation in Iran, while I think we can all agree that the Ayatollah is no loss to the world this isn’t the time to be laughing at a situation that is costing many other lives and can only be approached through the lens of politics.

She is..,

It was a new (full) 4.5 litre container of oil, I tipped it steadily, thinking I had it lined up to the oil filler, it started to pour into filler, it then went GLUG, and missed the orifice, I will get the degreaser on it tomorrow.....

Whoo Hooo! .....A disability aid has been delivered!, courtesy of the Red Cross, i have got to adjust the height of it, it is going to make such a difference, could be life changing!. Another job for me to do (soon) today, i decided car needed a little oil, i managed to drip about half a cup full over the rocker cover and surrounding area, missed the oil filler completely.

A social media influencer from Huddersfield has told her followers not to worry about fuel prices going up as £20 of fuel is still the same price! Bethany Johnson who regularly gives her followers savvy tips and tricks on how to save money has told her followers that she filled up today like normal and it still only cost her £20! Bethany 22, who has been driving for 4 years says she has filled up at the same petrol station since she passed her test and it has always cost her £20 when she has filled her car up with 20 pounds worth of petrol. "I think all the rumours about prices going up is just scaremongering from the government and the media. There's no need to panic." She said.

EVERY Old Fart knows this....

Well, can't unsee that shit now, thanks for that.

Anyway this AI shit is crazy ...lol I posted this on FB and some bird wants me to rubb my beautiful long hair all over her body...she even made a date out of it...July the 20th...lol. Boy is she in for a surprise when she finds out its AI generated hair...lol.

I had long hair and a Tash many moons ago, not as long as that. Got pissed off with the scum line in the bath after coming home from working in the garage.

You only WISH your hair was that long.... Take it from somebody who KNOWS....

46F here & doing the same....through Sat. But....1st 3 days next week are projected to be in the 70's... I'm Ready to Ride!

His problem is quite obvious.....

He never looked so happy before...

Whoo Hoo! ......Asda shopping day!....i can get out!

@boboneleg....you were saying..lol.

Who needs a hairdresser with this stuff...lol.

Down at the gay bar

You missed the hole and made a mess?

That's not what you told me, you said you were looking forward to seeing what Billy Bob sees.

Just so everyone knows and so they can make some allowances, Marcel has run out of his medication and has not been able to get a resupply as the weather has stopped the float plane flying in from civilisation, so he is currently bat shit crazy, he was telling me earlier on messenger that he is arranging to have something inserted in his anus.

On my way home from the show.

Don't worry, it still can't rival your natural stupidity.

Is the Mrs back home now then

Is she bringing the strawberry ice cream, and i guess you're wanting a forum whip round of all our hair offcuts you could turn up like a skunk with a nice white streak down the middle eh Rooney

I HATE when that happens!!...

You better put your foot down now...and tell her your the king of the castle...you can thank me later...

If your wife complains when you buy something, just tell her to calm down and remember she is just a woman, then life will be far easier. You don’t need to thank me for the marital advice.

Guess I'm lucky my wife doesn't give a crap what I spend money on, then again I don't care what all her shoes and handbags cost.