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Jack and his date, Blossom were parked on a back road some distance from Newcastle, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from Newcastle: Things were getting hot and heavy when Blossom stopped Jack. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge £120 for sex." She said. Jack just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly paid her and they went on to have mind blowing sex for the next hour. After they were done and had smoked a cigarette, Jack just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" Asked Blossom "Well." Jack replied with a grin on his face. "I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a Taxi Driver and the fare back to Newcastle is £130."

Boom, right through the ugly flat window.

How about one from ramsgate.

Gotta be this one as it’s the only one I took this month……..still, you only need one to win right?

im doing ok ...its harder now with cameras every where though

Are you sure, I thought that was a "new romantics" group from the 80's

Left the GS at my mechanic’s today. Shocks are being sent to a local suspension shop for a service as they’re on 70.000km, and the bike will get a good look over. I’ve done barely 3k on the road tires but they’re being taken out in favour of some Mitas E07 for a while, the plan is to save them to put the road ones back on in the winter. The plan is to go for a ride in Morocco in October, leaving in the first few days of the month. This trip will have a twist, because I’m planning to meet with Sofia in Marrakesh on the 14th to then show her around a few places for a week, before returning her to the airport and then continue by myself.

Looks like Buck has taken up Boating as a new hobby...

Buck, trying his damnest to look cool...

We have

We set off from Portsmouth this morning planning to take in a castle or 2 on our way to Folkestone. I missed the tight turn just off the edge of a roundabout and only noticed it on our way back to the main road. Mandi took one look at the bumpy loose stone road and said No. Castle Pevensey, attempt 2 was much better. Found it perfectly, fairly solid parking too. big arse gun left over from the Spanish Armada. The coast is now over a mile away.

Well the pavement guys showed up yesterday morning...progress is coming along...all 4 inside walls are insulated and sheeted...got the roof now to finish....oh and I found these lights...boy what a difference...10 thousand lumens...for 30 bucks a pop..

Still on the start while @Marcel is crossing the finish line?

Today

Here's and early butt crack for you Ian...lol

Probably more like a tin can...

Mine has a metal floor, does that make it a spaceship?

Dog ate the instructions.

Not fair, anything is a blur on @Marcel’s rear view mirrors! Because they shake so much!

@Buckster will be along in his sandals and robe to tell us God made it shortly

A tree is vertical, a train is horizontal. Does that help?

I wish I had a neighbor like you, that gets out of the house in search of motorcycles to clean.

Sorry, but I need to vent!!!! I experienced the WORST customer service today at a local store. I don't want to mention the name of the store because I'm not sure how I'm going to handle this. Last night I bought something from this store and I paid cash for it. I took it home and found out it didn't work. So today, less than 24 hours later I took it back to the same store and asked if I could get a refund. The cashier told me “NO” even though I still had the receipt. I asked if I could get a replacement instead, again she told me "NO." I asked to talk to a manager as we Karen's do..... now as I'm really not happy and I explained that I had just bought the item, had got it home and it didn't work. The manager just smiled and told me to straight to my face that I was "OUT OF LUCK." No refund. No FREE replacement. Grrrrrrrrr. I''ll tell you what...I am NEVER buying another Lottery Ticket from there again.

@Marcel arriving back from his trip ..the remote on the garage door is proving to be unreliable https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1CHJjpzHKp/

And you call yourself a Viking?....Man Up dude....when push comes to shove, you sometimes have to resort to your own means....Am I right @Clive?

That's in portrait you numpty , how hard can it be ..............

Is it because the area you are in is frequented by Canadians?

Lookie here, it’s grammar king!

A spec in @Marcel’s rear view mirror.

Thats what his Mrs said