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You are overestimating @Marcel's mechanical acumen, if he can't fix it with a hammer then he can't fix it.

I rode around the isle of white with a bunch of mates last week, as usual I didn't take any photos of my bike - have to see if anyone else did ...

Went up to Damerells to have a peak at the new CB1000GT. Very nice too. I was with Steve and Martyn. I think Steve has found his new bike.

'A man went to confession Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month.' The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.' Soon thereafter, another man entered the confessional. 'Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I've had sex with Fanny Green twice a week for the past two months.' This time, the priest questioned, 'Who is this Fanny Green?' 'A new woman in the neighborhood,' the sinner replied. 'Very well,' sighed the priest. Go and say ten Hail Mary's. At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest. Her dress was green and very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green shoes. The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and matching green shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart, but just enough to realize she wasn't wearing any underwear. The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, 'Is that Fanny Green?' The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to calmly reply, 'No Father, I think it's just a reflection from her shoes'.

If I need help with that, I’ll ask you which mechanic I should go to.

Thought this was going to be a thread about an east end gangster…

OK....All natural...lol.

My rules, Just to clarify, no AI slop or silly photoshopped photos. Must have a motor and two possibly one wheel. And belong to you currently . Can’t make it any easier or more relaxed than that.

What chewed up lifter? There was damage on the edge of two cam lobes, mainly indentations with some flaking, there was a little bit of debris trapped in the camplate which I flushed out and the rest will have migrated to the sump, not that there was a lot. As per usual you are making stuff up because you hate it when people do stuff that you can’t do. You really are a jealous pathetic little man.

I would call it a spot of oil. You really are a retard, no wonder you can’t maintain any relationships with people, it never takes too long for them to see how you really are, an old, worn out has been.

I’m happy with the hp and torque I have, not bothered about an extra 5hp.

All your hopes and dreams.

Today.

Nope.

It's the opposite side of the crankcase.

Plus you are incompetent.

You shouldn't smoke crack cocaine.

You think Marcel is a hack?

Me and Mandi met a couple with those NC750s on the Chunnel some time ago. They'd had them a year and said they kept making ride plans as they loved them.

The day I ask a potcher like you for help will be a cold day in hell.

Just because you installed brake pads on the hairdresser mobile ...doesn't make you and expert...

Is that because it's true?

Surely it’s faster than a new Challenger, now. Probably already was before.

Well, Oregon is definitely on fire....an estimated 400k acres. Air quality warnings everyday...the smoke is flat-out oppressive. Hard to get anything done outside with consistent temps like this as well....