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NOT a bike?.... Why, because it doesn't weigh as much as an elephant & steer like an Anvil??...

This girl is a keeper!!!! A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS." The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first; and then I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. "May I have your attention, please?", she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14". With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, "F*** You!" Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to get in line for that, too." Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain...

Been out and about lots in the last few weeks but haven’t posted much about it. Anyway went for a Lone Wolf ride down to Marazion last night for the bike meet. Loads and loads there over 100 I reckon. Saw a couple of things that interested me. But as usual botched the photos. Had great 50 mile blast on my Hornet there and back and very quiet A30 traffic. Nice not to have to wait for my codger mates for a change. Saw Shadow down there with her mates good to see she has got her biking mojo back. Think I managed to embarrass her in front of her mates but after all that is my job.

Was having a laugh on a memory....lol...when Pete put up this challenge on who had the bigger biceps...a flex off contest between him and I....lol Pete posted pics of him flexing sitting on the crapper...lol Think I've just realized why he was in the bathroom....lol. He was hiding from his wife...lol. Not saying I knew Pete personally only online...but he was a hell of a joker...lol. Those were the days...lol.

Rich was spotted at the beach...

The forecast for today was Hot....ended up spending the afternoon bare-footed at my desk, drafting up a coupla roller gates for my MetalFab mate....easy $$. Glad I got a decent ride this morning before the 97f temp hit.

It lives !! Rode it down to the village and back, only about a mile but I live at the top of a long steep hill and didnt want to have to push the thing too far if it did crap out. Smokes like a bitch, but I think it's from being on the side stand for a while - illogically that puts the crank case above the head, so oil seeps to the top of the engine. Ive ordered a right hand side stand for it. Its a heavy bike and the original side stand allows the bike to lean over at a really steep angle - make me nervous seeing it like that so hopefully the new right hand stand will give it a more upright position ... otherwise I will have to adapt it so it does. Still need to fiddle with the rev counter, it's a bit jumpy so will experiment with where the input comes from. Also need to get the gas gauge to work.

A Dog named Sex Folks generally aren't very creative in choosing names for their dogs. That's why there are so many named Rover and Spot. But, have you heard the plight of the bloke who thought he'd be cute and named his dog Sex? It goes like this: "One day Sex and I took a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for that dog. A policeman came by and asked what I was doing in this alley at midnight? I told him I was looking for Sex. My case comes up next Tuesday." "But, that ain't the worst part. One day, I went to the town hall to get a dog license for Sex. The clerk asked me what I wanted. I told him I wanted a license for Sex. He said, 'I'd like to have one, too.' Then, I said, 'You don't understand. She's a dog.' He said he didn't care how she looked. When I told him I'd had Sex since I was 5, he said, “You must have been an early bloomer." "When I decided to get married, I told the minister I wanted to have Sex at the wedding. He told me I'd have to wait until after the wedding. When I protested that Sex had played a big part in my life and that my whole life revolved around Sex, he said he didn't want to hear about my personal life." "After my wife and I were married, I took the dog with us on the honeymoon. When I checked into the hotel, I told the clerk I wanted a room for my wife and wanted one for Sex. She said. 'Every room in the hotel was for sex.' I said, 'You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night.' The clerk said, 'Me, too.' " "When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. When I told the Judge I had Sex before I was married, he grinned and said, “ Me. too." "Now that I've been thrown in jail, married, divorced and had more trouble with that dog than I ever imagined, I'm in counseling. My psychiatrist asked me what my problem was. I said 'Sex has died and left my life. It's like losing a best friend and I'm so lonely,' I told him. He said, “Look, you and I both know that sex isn't a man's best friend. Get yourself a dog."

You would know being Scottish ...

So you have joined the Lone Wolves? Initiation in Dans caravan?

How many victims people did you covert to your church .....

Looks like it will recover.

Talking like that will get you kilt.

You mention them in ride reports all the time.

I understand that as an owner of a performance bagger.

My bike would eat yours for breakfast.

So about 12,000 miles, that would be more like 8,000 with my stage 2 tune.

Oh and @boboneleg !! You might want to tell your therapist, if this all started when you started counting sheeps before sleep...

I am a man of many bags

It must have been a Harley bird, if it had been Indian it’s head would have snapped off when it hit the window.

Think it did...it hoble to a section of taller grass...was gone I got back from the bearing shop...no sign of feathers on the ground...

Maybe they will shave off on the tarmac.

A bird just smacked itself in one of my windows poor thing...flipped it back on its legs...not sure if it's gonna be able to fly off...just keeping and eye on it..my crows are trying to get at it...keeping them away at the moment..

That should lock the back wheel nicely when the belt splits and jams itself between the swing arm and the pulley. I'm sure that won't happen if course.

@Renegade has recently joined an age appropriate dating service, it's called "Carbon Dating".

I wouldn't worry about it either, because I'm not riding it.

Daughters vibrator. A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. What are you doing?" she exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband." Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on the sofa with her vibrator. "What are you doing?" he exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband." A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room. In there, she found her husband watching the Super Bowl on television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him. "What are you doing?" she exclaimed. He replied............"Watching the game with my son-in-law."

That looks a nice bit of kit. I got this one off eBay thinking it was a bench mount from the pics. Bigger than I thought but it's been brilliant.

Get a new bearing, cut that one out or borrow someones press. Pulley in the oven and drop the new bearing in. It won't be on your mind any more.

Surely it’s faster than a new Challenger, now. Probably already was before.

On the sauce again.