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I would buy a replacement frame and just keep it in storage, for peace of mind.

Ooo you cruiser Fags are on a hair trigger today

I hope your dog shits in your bed.

thats human shit .... you weirdo saul

A guy called Simon went on Stars in your Eyes. Mathew Kelly noticed he had a funny walk. "You ok, Simon, I noticed your legs are a bit shaky?" "Fine, thanks for asking, Mathew," he replied. "It's just that I had a serious accident which resulted in having to have my legs amputated." "I'm really sorry to hear that, mate." Mathew said. "It"s not so bad really," Simon told him, " In fact I'm very fortunate because my uncle was fatally wounded in the same accident but the doctors managed to save his legs and transplanted them onto by body." "What a sorry and uplifting story." Mathew replied. " Anyway, who are you going to be tonight?" "Tonight, Mathew, I'm going to be Simon and Half-uncle."

What the fuck is wrong with people letting off fireworks mid October... the dog shit itself last night jumped up and knocked our christmas tree over

Hair...? You might want to talk to Rich about that...

This thread is actually dog shit. My cherished little mate is obsessed with crapping where he knows I will walk. The paths to the bike shed is his favourite and the little twat has caught me several times. Especially when it’s dark. His latest effort at a trap, the evidence The accused. Who denies all knowledge

A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian!" Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Brian Sullivan, every single time." Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody." Cabbie: "Not Brian Sullivan. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy." Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special." Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Brian Sullivan, he could do everything right." Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then." Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Brian, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Brian Sullivan." Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?" Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Brian. He died. I'm married to his f—king widow."

spent much of today ( and most of last night) on the phone with daughter No.2b who is massively unhappy at uni the other side of the country ( lucky that walking around with a phone to my ear is normal practice at work) I also have man flu so am obviously at death's door.

Got a bit of a cold at the mo. Got the normal thick head but shit I feel knackered. Maybe I'll have a nap too.

I wouldn’t know, I was born in England, born and bred….. oh shit, the police are at the door.

He can’t answer, he has just been arrested for hate speech for his post.

I think the politicians, insurance services and utility companies have crime pretty much sorted over here.

Is that your PW50 parked under it?

Whoever is the first to get the new CB1000 will be the king princess.

All checked and cleaned ready for its MoT tomorrow. Don’t think there will be any problems. AFAIK it’s spot on from every angle but we shall see. Chap I use for MoT’s is pretty reasonable.

So its taller than you?

https://share.google/54L7wzLE24GLD9iyn Something like this I expect....

I do know you're a legend in your own lunch box.

You hope this public humiliation sets him right, @Saul?

She's coming home !!!

A Scottish Soldier, in full dress uniform, marches into a pharmacy. Very carefully he opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandana, unfolds it to reveal a smaller silk square handkerchief, which he also unfolds to reveal a condom. The condom has a number of patches on it. The chemist holds it up and eyes it critically. "How much to repair it?' The Scot asks the chemist. "Six pence" says the chemist. "How much for a new one?" "Ten pence" says the chemist. The Scot painstakingly folds the condom into the silk square handkerchief and the cotton bandana, replaces it carefully in his sporran, and marches out of the door, shoulders back and kilt swinging. A moment or two later the chemist hears a great shout go up outside, followed by an even greater shout. The Scottish soldier marches back into the chemists and addresses the proprietor, this time with a grin on his face. "The regiment has taken a vote," he says. "We'll have a new one."

Oh the forum has reach new low ...lol....and I though my arse hair thread was bad...

That thing is cleaned within an inch of it's life, what could possibly go wrong. By the way my TDM passed Monday.

bike test ...just ride pass the mot station slowly and its passed

Monster ..The Ed Gein story... true story on netflix this is one fucked up individual.. he gets worse every episode. how he speaks and his tone is how i imagine @Marcel talks

Joseph was beautiful... Mrs. Hook took all the pics from the lake...but I did find this one taken at 8pm...downtown Joseph.... Just noticed the perverbial "Sheep Shed" on the RH side....Maybe that's where Fred has been hiding out?....lol

Is it still available, @Clive?

I have been getting the Harley ready for winter.