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Well it was a good ministry event yesterday, 200 mile round trip though and the full day in between, I'm knackered this morning.

I recently bought some wire-wheel attachments for my Weed-Eater or strimmer as you guys call them....as I end up spending more time replacing the nylon line that breaks far too often, than actually using the tool. The wire-wheels center hole was too small so I finally decided it was high time that I mounted up the bench top drill press that my Dad bought for me a good decade ago.... I made a support post from (2) 2x6's to re-enforce that corner of the bench where I mounted it. The thing works a treat....& now I can get after leveling my yard, both front & back from all 3ft;+ tall weeds that are trying to take over. Always feels great to get more organized in the garage.

A young man moved from his parents home into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming." He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now completely nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears." Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere, so how can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?!" Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming, that was me!!.

Doing some maintenance on the indian this morning, we're doing a day ride Friday..700km roughly...belt tension , the works..just one more thing to do..clutch lever inspection and lube.. Notice and awful slop in the rear suspension...coming from the famous suspension pin...needle bearing are fine...pin is loose in the frame section...been hearing the odd cluck at time in the rear...Ill check with the dealer what they say...imagine they will say its normal...I know they allow a tolerance... Arrow motocycles from the land down under has a fix...has a wedge style pin...and it looks like it does the trick...

I wouldn't worry about it either, because I'm not riding it.

Daughters vibrator. A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. What are you doing?" she exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband." Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on the sofa with her vibrator. "What are you doing?" he exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband." A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room. In there, she found her husband watching the Super Bowl on television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him. "What are you doing?" she exclaimed. He replied............"Watching the game with my son-in-law."

Happy treason day you ungrateful colonial bastards!

Master mechanic at work right there!

Removing the tire this morning....rear pulley bearing is kinda rough...checked on the part website...looks like its not serviceable...comes with the pulley...I can read the # off the bearing and could find one at the bearing shop...had a go trying to remove it...with a Harley wheel bearing Remover..doesn't really fitt...Jerry rigged something together....but stopped before damaging anything...thinking of pulling off the seal and re-pack with grease...but with that sturgis ride ...im a little concerned it might fail..

Wild hair eating my fresh new grass...lol I'm on the hunt this morning for a 27mm crowfoot wrench...

I used to own a Yamaha MT07. The swing arm was mild steel with really thin paint, just where all the shit from the back wheel grit blasts it. I noticed it going rusty so ran it back to the dealer who said they would replace it under warranty. When I asked if the replacement would be the same crap quality they said yes. I waited until the new one was in then picked it up from them and got it stripped and powder coated then gave it back to them to fit. Seems that it's not just HD who cut corners sometimes.

Ummmmmmmm. , that would be loser of the month . Obviously a play for Twat of the Year.

Definately got hair in this one

I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from Pakistan. This is how it went: "Hello sir, how are you today?" "I'm very well, thank you for asking. And how are you? And, more to the point, WHO are you?" "Sir, my name is Ahmed and I'm calling you from Microsoft". "Microsoft, eh? Is that a city in Pakistan? How's the weather there today?" " No, sir - MICROSOFT, the computer company. I'm calling to tell you that we have found a problem with your computer and -" "REALLY?? Well, that's quite concerning......" "Yes sir, it can become very serious indeed, but thankfully I will be able to fix it for you. Now, if you -" "No, I meant it's very concerning because you see I don't HAVE a computer". "You don't?" "I don't". "Ahh, it must be a problem on your laptop sir -" "Don't have one". "Ipad?" "Nope". "Tablet?" "Nope, I have none of those things. As a matter of fact, I don't even have a telephone". After a few seconds of silence he said "Ah, sir, you are lying to me now!" I said "Well, you started it!!" and put the phone down.

Maybe they will shave off on the tarmac.

That should lock the back wheel nicely when the belt splits and jams itself between the swing arm and the pulley. I'm sure that won't happen if course.

I have a Harley pulley bearing here and the spacer is on its own race and does not move side to side.

That looks a nice bit of kit. I got this one off eBay thinking it was a bench mount from the pics. Bigger than I thought but it's been brilliant.

Correct , none of my bikes have GAY tyres ........

Had a look at my rear tire...got my money's worth with this one...the ride yesterday has killed it...

Also voting for your own picture makes you a bellend.

That’s a wig, I see the teeth were already on their way.

@Renegade’s picture isn’t even him, he has never had that much hair, it’s just a random picture he found online.

True, that barn definitely looks better than your bike. Probably more aerodynamic too.