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Well that's us finally finished moving, thats the old twat of a landlords number blocked and us having nothing else to do with that shit hole, now to get things in their places and try and chill abit

A young ventriloquist was touring Sweden and, one night, he was doing a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he started going through some of his standard dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stood on her chair and started shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype Swedish blonde women that way? What does the colour of a woman's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. It's people like you who make others think that all blondes are dumb! You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general; pathetically, all in the name of humour!" The stunned ventriloquist started to apologize, but the blonde interrupted and screamed: " You stay out of this! I'm talking to that little shit sitting on your lap."

Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill. The three men started talking and bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder, and he is so successful that he built a friend a new home for free. Just gave it to him!" The second man said, "My son is a car salesman, and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He's so successful that he gave one of his friends a new Mercedes, fully "loaded." The third man said "My son is a stockbroker, and he's doing so incredibly well that he gave his friend an entire portfolio" The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business. The first man mentioned, "We were just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?" The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and is a go-go dancer in a gay bar." The other three men grew silent as he continued, "I'm not totally thrilled about the dancing job, but he must be doing well. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, a brand new Mercedes, and a stock portfolio."

@Buckster...

Finally got the chance to sync the carbs. Bike is ticking over beautifully. Throttle response is spot on and sounding very smooth. Short of getting a colour tune and playing with the air screws not sure there is much else to be done. As to the chinky gauges I am amazed at how good they are for £19.99. Not suggesting they are the best but the appear to be working very well.

"I saw a job advertised as a fanny waxers assistant. Job includes removing ladies knickers, prepare fanny for waxing and rub oil in after waxing. When i asked at the job centre they said i had to go to Cornwall. I said why, is that where the job is? No they said thats where the back of the fucking queue is!!"

Well it’s How High’s 19th birthday tomorrow so I have bought him some new mirrors and am fixing the crash damage on the right hand side of the bike best I can. I have got a spare indicator and in the process of patching up the fairing. I recently bought a hot stapler to stick the fairing back together. Works surprisingly well, much better than I thought it would. Still gotta patch two holes and fill the cracks but I am hoping it will look presentable from 10 feet once I have painted it satin black. Holes filled with fibreglass. Hideous mirrors, but it is what he wanted.

The Oxford Heated grips on my CBF were worn smooth and the controller was on its last legs so I treated it to a new set of the same. Also while I had it stripped down I fitted an upgraded Scott Oiler that I was generously given a few weeks ago. I will put the simpler Scott oiler on my Hornet. I bought the commuter versions of the Oxford grips as they are significantly cheaper and don’t have the smart controller. They only have 2 settings but I never used the 5 levels of heat on the standard version of the heated grips. Plus they have an on off switch rather than a load of buttons. I also took the CarPlay GPS off the bike as I just wasn’t using it. To much clutter on the bars.

It would not bother me one little bit if he was in my car for the journey. Being as deaf as a post I would not hear him.

Still hanging around, managed to get out in the garage for a couple of hours today

Not bad at all that mate, hopefully it will stay like that and he'll learn that he should be keeping the seat facing the sky

He has thanked me several times. . He is a good lad. I wouldn’t being doing it else. Finished, not perfect but better than it was, much better than the other side. Which I will do at some point. Needs Fork seals first.

There is a heater in there, twas 9 degrees here but around 25 in the tent thing. Perfect to spray the fairing panel. It's up the shed drying now, I'll see the results in the morning.

I'm okay with the mullet being in as well but the fat lad says no.

Tried to get at the coolant stub this morning, its fixed to the block by 2 bolts. To get at one of them I had to dismantle virtually the whole bloody bike. Thankfully didn't see any more fuel leaking, still not sure what might have been the cause of what I saw yesterday. Last thing I want is to have to find a new tank.

He is very popular, all his neighbours offered to help.

He'd probably try to cure you from your defnest...by giving you one of those Haleluya slap across the forehead...lol.

good tune on the radio

Fucking hell, you step away for a bit …

Ok, due to the pathetic amount of entries I'm not going to bother with a vote. @XTreme must be turning in his grave .......... As I'm not inclined to vote for myself I declare @Vamana Gupta's Qwad the winner PS. You're all a bunch of gay pansy wannabes

Well time to go pick up a van to move house, it was only a 6 month let with the option to extend if we wished but the house is not fit for purpose and the landlord is a proper bellend so we're not giving him anymore or our money, the new place is a 4 bed town house so getting more room and the kitchen is bigger so the wife is happy

I had to buy a new battery today for my bike..Cost an arm and a leg...Honda C70 1977 A full on 6volter:::good old motobat not a lot of spare cash left now. £17.29p

Just got to do a valve check then the Sprint will be confidently on the road.

Best take it in to John deere then for its service

You taught him to ride.

Clear blue skies here this morning...supposed to make it into the 50'sf today... Got some drafting to do....should have that done by lunchtime....then it's off for a Ride!

If I was in charge your Mullet would be included in any BOTM vote. But I'm unlikely to be allowed to run it again ..........

Mandi and me popped out yesterday afternoon as she wanted to collect something from the Fakenham Argos, which I might add is going back. Just getting to Norwich when my TDM decided to drop a cylinder. Had a quick pull about with wires etc at the side out the road but nothing helping. Rode the bucking bronco home, which was great fun with the second cylinder bursting back into life on corners. Stripped it down this afternoon and found the plug had given up. Only had one in stock so I'm going to have to go in again to sort the other. Try and get out again in the week to double check. Can't remember the last time I had a plug pack up.

That's mighty White of ya Buck....you're an all right bloke, no matter what they about ya....

You don’t know how to make a poll, do you?

I'm with you, 35 years now in our house . The loft is absolutely packed with loads of shite but I still wouldn't move .

My sympathy, I bloody hate moving house. Last time I did it was 26 years ago since when my wife has accumulated so much crap that planning D day would be easier than moving us.

You are anti democratic.

Thank you! Thank you! ...I knew those online studies would pay off someday....Award pictures taking .com...

I got my radio for the bike, it's shallower than I was expecting but that's a good thing. I'm hoping the new inner fairing arrives next week while the forks are off.

Wow !! A qwad and a Scooter, this place has turned to shit Bob...lol.

Not a mondeo

trouble is Pedro, politics in the UK are just a F**king joke. snot real anymore.

Dell would have been proud of you.

Today I've been under a 1954 Austin A40 fitting a stainless exhaust which didn't fit that well but job done. I should have taken a pic of the under side as it's like it left the factory. How's them shingles @boboneleg, hope you're recovering well.

Light weight, mine hasn't moved since Oct..