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The world is fucked, everything is shit now, you’re right. That’s why I send you this picture from the Douro today.

A man who was driving a car with his wife was stopped by a police officer. The following exchange took place. The man says, "What's the problem, officer?" Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone." Man: "No sir, I was going 65." Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gave his wife a dirty look.) Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken taillight. " Man: "Broken taillight? I didn't know about a broken taillight!" Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that taillight for weeks." (The man gave his wife another dirty look.) Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt." Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car." Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt." The man turned to his wife and yelled, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" The officer turned to the woman and asked, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?" The wife said, "No, only when he's drunk!"

A Jewish daughter says to her mother.. ..... "I'm divorcing Nathan." All he wants is sex, sex and more sex. My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece when it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece." Her mother says ..... "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, You live in an 8 bedroom mansion You drive a $250,000 Ferrari, You get $2,000 a week allowance, You take 6 vacations a year and You want to throw all that away... Over 45 cents..?"

To @boboneleg and @MooN, the gimp and the cunt, twins separated at birth.

Oh my lord...never again...my buddy john call this morning asking if I wanted to go along on ride with a logging truck...6 hrs for one run..never again...lol. My bones are still rattling...it's has worse jas riding a Harley in a pot hole ridden dirt road for 200 km..

@boboneleg's favourite tipple.

They don’t, except if you go luxury really. I don’t care, though, and 28 hours sounds like hell sitting on a chair. The cabins are spacious if you only use one bed, I had a lovely trip coming here. Way better than the one me and Sofia had going from Santander to Plymouth. Also, get one with a window, made it really enjoyable! Big difference, between using the trip to come out of the boat fresh and rested compared to broken.

My last night in Cork tonight, but this is definitely my vibe! Tomorrow will be leaving my friends here to sleep near Rosslare, and the following morning hopping on the ferry to Spain. The plan now is to barely put a foot down in Spain and head straight to Portugal for dinner with @Sofia

I’ll pick one of these Lundy Skip Doctors Dartmoor

If there is one thing that pisses me off it's going to undo a screw/nut/bolt and finding the thing has rusted to the point you have to get the angle grinder out. The reflector on the number plate on my Indian is held on with a mild steel nyloc, which, as it gets all the shit the rear wheel flings up, is completely rusty ... on a 4 year old bike. The extra cost for a stainless M5 nyloc has got to be like 2 cents so why the fuck not use one. Checked it over and there are various other bits where the same applies so ive just ordered £30 of A2/A4 replacements ... My old Yamaha MT07 had a mild steel swing arm, with a crappy thin coat of paint on it which got shot blasted by all the crap kicked up off the rear wheel and went rusty. It was still in warranty when I noticed it so I had it replaced. When I asked if they were going to replace it with something better the answer was no, just the same crap. When the replacement came in to the dealer I arranged to pick it up and take it off to get powder coated. Took it back in to them and they then fitted it. Why is everything so shit ... rant over, as you were...

You are responding to things I didn't say. Im not into covering the world with anything, I just prefer to breath clean air than air filled with crap. As per my post above the choice to grow maize is an economic one, nothing else. It's bloody hard to turn a consistent profit here growing wheat, oats, rape etc. Why would you choose to generate power using coal or oil if it's economically viable to use wind/solar/tide/hydro? We need oil for manufacturing all sorts of things and providing energy for aviation and other things where the energy density of batteries is never going to cut it. Why waste it. The figures on renewables vs fossil fuels are available online. Or if you prefer we have web sites which show real time (ish) usage - https://grid.iamkate.com

It like a big gay Honda fest, but at least Terry has made an effort.

No surprise once you realise the whole thing is entirely motivated by greed, investors don't like expenses, tidal is costly to implement whereas you pay for solar and wind farms for them, the land owners and investors take all the gains

Birthday greets to both of you

Happy birthday both of you.

Happiest of Birthdays to @boboneleg & @MooN My youngest boy's 43rd birthday was yesterday....man, do I feel old now.

Happy birthday you two.

Happy birthday @boboneleg and @MooN

The only logic I see in this...he's gonna rent a room with 4 bunks and rent them out at a discount price to un -expecting strangers...I bet some of them will be looking at the port window has a mean of escape by the end of the 28 hours....

Well my last 36 hours have been action packed, work paid for me to renew my passport as they needed me to do a Europe trip, so it was pick up passport midday yesterday, then was meant to be the 3.30am Dover to calais but work hadnt provided me with some crucial paperwork so I ended up calling my gaffer at 2.30 to try and sort it, anyway sorted it and got the 5.20am crossing, did France, Belgium and in to Holland this morning to pick up an adr compromised hydrogen container, now I am on the boat out of rotterdam for Felixstowe...... its been a hell of a day

You don’t need to worry, artificial intelligence is no match for your natural stupidity.

Me too , it's been talked about doing it in the Bristol Channel for more than 60 years but it doesn't go any further .

I'm sticking with my homemade cold fusion generator.

We used to laugh at Pete when he used to ask about the weight of any bike , but that's me now as well. I really struggle to move a heavy bike around. It's fine when you're riding but manoeuvring it around is fraught at times. I can't believe how I used to throw my KTM 950 around but that sure wouldn't be happening nowadays