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The dog was added in later to make the story better, you were not paying attention as the story wasn’t about you.

Yeth I haff

I told them not to make fun of you, that you are too dum to understand, but they keep doing it.

I'd kick hith arth

Do you still have a dog ?

Had a nice dinner with Sofia, and now settling in from if the TV to see some Youtube Dakar broadcasts and drink a little whiskey. Happy New Year to all!

Congratulations @Saul, BOTY!

5. The artist formally known as Marcel will not take his meds go dolally and flounce. Then come back a few weeks later as if nothing happened. Happened before

Let me think about that ..................

Got over the grumps and been out and got the Kwacker Death Trap rideable again. Freed off the throttle as it had just been pushed down the bar and jammed against the Bar End. Took the front brake lever off Shadows bike and used that to get him mobile again. He works she doesn't, at the moment. She's not to bothered given the weather. The front master cylinder is serviceable although has noticeable road rash and could do with being replaced. The front brake switch is broken but cheap to replace. The bar is bent but it's really not much maybe a degree or two so that can wait. I think he will need new fork seals come next MoT so I will sort the bars, both sides. out when it is stripped to do the seals. I still have his original serviceable front right indicator in the shed so that can go back on once I have patched the fairing panel. It's going to be an ugly repair though but as I said to him I can get it serviceable for nothing and he can get a new panel if and when he wants to. Personally I don't think the bike is worth it as it is a shed cosmetically but that is up to How High.

Nah he is fine and he hasn't smashed up his helmet so hopefully only pride and ear bending to deal with.

The last time you thought no meant yes, shall we talk about what happened?

Has you can tell , was kinda lazy and didn't make room for the car...wind is still howling....haven't gone out yet...

There was something about furniture and the spare room, computer being on a high shelf and there was a kangaroo.

Put your dentures in...we can't understand a word...

Rude! Is that any way to start off the New Year?

You never know, he is 19 and dumb as a rock but I can’t claim to have been much different at his age. To my knowledge he has been down 3 times in 2 years. He treats Shadow right and I genuinely like him so I hope he gets through. Shadow won’t let him hang with the numpties anymore so that is a positive. She bollocks him about bad riding

Spent all afternoon fitting How Highs Christmas present and repairing the fairing panels they mount two. Both were cracked and split where he dropped the death trap on separate occasions. Anyway two new front indicators a tube of epoxy putty and a load of new push button fixings and it’s holding together again. @Pedro can you split this across into the workshop thread as well please

He's not aware of anything like that...too self centred

My old 5 kw heater used to heat my 16x10 shed ok...it lasted 3 years....the new one was sposed to be 5kw but i think the barstuards sent me a 3kw as it takes forever to warm up now. I am on my last galleon of red at the moment, you can use central heating oil if you put a couple a table spunes worth of oil in it to lube the pump..

Bloody autocorrect Lookout the grammar police is here

He’s not a CBF, it’s his CBF

They found the brain of the operation in that big tax fraud in Minnesota...

You're right, Marcel. I believe you're being targeted and victimized.

Probably wondered why the turkey was trying to escape.

Plenty to do but can’t get my arse of the sofa.

Happy new year to all. I went to bed at 10.30, watched tele till 2am till Mandi got in. She didn't want to go out either but was dragged out by the daughter.

Happy new year mate, enjoy your evenings all Happy new year to the whole forum

Thank you everyone, I will put the picture of my bike up shortly.

Well it might be not about wild predictions, but more like what you all have in plan for 2026...for me I've got to take my health more seriously and start exercising.., id love to try to make it to sturgis this year , it should be a 2 week journey or possibly more...something I've never attempted before...being on the road for that long...

Out on the GTS to check on the mods I did. It’s feckin freezing, stopped here but having a coffee , too cold for beer

I don't think I can dumb it down enough for you to understand.

Went out for a mooch about on the Hornet now I fitted the new battery. Went up to Damerells but it is closed until the new year. The Hornet rode like a dream, I all too often forget what it is like. Ended up coming home after 40 miles or so, just to bloody cold for my old carcass