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My Avatar you cunt !!!! I know what you're thinking....why don't you do it yourself ? There's no point, the idiot will only change it again to something more stupid, this twinky winky thing isn't cutting it anymore. I was thinking something more suitable for my personality, its either inspector Cluseau or the midget with the fat head...?

I voted for "Everyone Enters 1 photo"........... but I won't, not that any of my photos had any chance of winning, but do you seriously want a photo of a scooter as "Bike" of the year?

Pretty new clocks came today

Thanks guys, don't want to be a grump but it still hurts she was my lover and my best mate. I will buck up soon as she told me i had to..Love to all.

they had an OHC motor but no oil feed to the cam, they lasted about 20,000 miles if the oil was changed every other week.. I know i had to *ucking work on them.

I dont want your face as my avatar thanks, but no thanks

Yep, you are one Hellofva Guy

I cannot argue with that ... but I like it Its this thing ... I could totally get rid of it if I bought a set of 16v throttle bodies plus the 16v fuel injection unit ... but I have to do everything the hard way. Looks better from the other side.

Dip beam stopped working after the bike was out in the rain for 3 days. On inspection I found the clutch side switchgear was full of water I suspect was because the bike was on the side stand. I check the fuse and the power was going into and out of the headlight relay so thought the switch was ruined. So I got a replacement from EBay. Guess what it wasn’t that . It was corrosion between the headlight loom and the bikes loom. So put new connections in the headlight loom and all is good now. Pain the the arse but fixed now. Anyway now it’s all apart I thought it was time to deal with the faded black plastic face of the bike and dial surrounds. I tried the blow lamp trick but wasn’t happy with the results so got the Matt satin black out. Waiting for it to dry now.

And mine, not doing Christmas this year.

Thanks Saul. Took some doing to win a BOTM this year, had to go all the way to Morocco and pay a guy to walk his camels in front of my bike

Cocksucker!!!

Got you're name written all over it gurupad

I wrote my xmas cards yesterday and posted them today , I feel EPIC now .............

cutting a new hole and moving the door in your shed sounds like a project.

Just gotta wait for it to dry properly now and can put the bike back together. I have really missed it being out of action in bits. Not gonna win any prizes but is much tidier than it was. I used the same paint I did to do my mirrors backalong so should all blend in once cured.

Mrs. Hook's birthday is on the 21st, but she's having a knee replacement on the 17th...so I'm glad I got that task completed today. We usually make a trip over to her sister's place in ID for a birthday/Christmas bash visit...but that's been postponed to sometime in January.

murphy calls to see his mate paddy, who has a broken leg. paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?" "No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds. "Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both." "Fook off you liar!" "I'll prove it," murphy says. So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, paddy?" "Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"

OK, 8 votes. That's a surprisingly low number considering the whining last year. The decision has been made then, unless the vote changes dramatically.

While riding my Harley, I swerved to to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay? As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with cleavage to die for..."I'm okay I think, " I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look. She said, "Get in and I'll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head." "That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!" "Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly." Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this." We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now ." Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?" "Still in the ditch, I guess!"

Came to my place for a couple of days, and finally washed all (must) of the Morocco dust and mud out my bike The house was freezing as it’s been closed for a while, am currently burning gas and wood to make it liveable

Not a bad look...but that thing couldn't get out of its own way. My Ebike cranks 130nm of torque...

Stay out of this Rich , or you might end up with one of those fancy avatars....I think its due for a change...

Nah fuck that lets change it to something even worse

Siberia maybe, dam its cold this morning, even to cold for the atv...this picture should give you and idea...-18.

Don’t confuse him with facts.

Yes you need a specific cable , go down to your computer shop and ask then for a loopdeloop cable...

Space has been my problem really, The shed I am using now was almost derelict in the garden, my garden is pretty big. I reroofed it and did a few bits but it still does need work to make it properly secure, I will do it. I also have a knackered old summer house in the garden but it is rotten, I would like to knock that down and build a specific workshop but the cost of materials is mental now. I reckon to build the workshop I want would be around £2K which irks me really. I suppose I should stop whining and just do it, I know I would love the work. Problem is I support a household of 6 adults including me and I don't have the spare cash, not moaning about that either but that is just the way it is. Post heart attack I only work part time as well. I am with you though Clive it's the fettling and learning new stuff that I enjoy. I like fixing stuff and making it good. Suppose it reminds me of growing up when that was the only option as I couldn't buy new or pay techs to do it for me. Dry now waiting for money for some feather edge or shiplap.

As the bare minimum for an entry? Yes I like that idea

Twat !!...

You obviously stand a better chance than my bike w/ Pedals ....

@Marcel, get yourself a highly realistic toy Indian for Christmas.

It's ok, my house is at the top of the street

Missed.

Congratulations Pedro

Got outside (Christmas) lights to go up (wife wants it doing), got new tv to hang on the bedroom wall, scoots battery needs putting on charge, and..............................I can't be arsed to do any of those jobs..

Thanks Bob, not counting my chickens though

There is only one winner, nice one @Pedro

A young man called Chris from London wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived in Scotland. Chris consulted with his sister and decided, after careful consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the right note... not too romantic and not too personal. Off he went with his sister to Harrods and they selected a dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a pair of sexy knickers for herself at the same time. Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two items, the sister got the gloves and Chris unknowingly got the knickers. Good old Chris sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the following letter. Dear Maggie, I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which are easier to remove). These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and I hardly noticed any marks. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they rub against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn't needed to wash it since she began wearing them. I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing. Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on our next date. All my love, Chris P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of fur showing.