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Marcel spotted in Canada, look like he's up to old tricks again ..........

I do hope stuff gets a little easier now Clive 2 mates came around today to see me and dragged me out to Billy Jeans Caffe for a biker brekky///still not able to move. I should be OK tomorrow Not to bad here today it's been 5C.. Mate had a new motor, Ford Kuga 2.5lt Hybrid..very nice machine and goes well too. does about 48miles on the battery. Loads of dosh thou. ST model about 38grand. Different world init mate. Me still on my 15grand Suzuki Ignis 4x4 Hybrid..:>)

A social media influencer from Huddersfield has told her followers not to worry about fuel prices going up as £20 of fuel is still the same price! Bethany Johnson who regularly gives her followers savvy tips and tricks on how to save money has told her followers that she filled up today like normal and it still only cost her £20! Bethany 22, who has been driving for 4 years says she has filled up at the same petrol station since she passed her test and it has always cost her £20 when she has filled her car up with 20 pounds worth of petrol. "I think all the rumours about prices going up is just scaremongering from the government and the media. There's no need to panic." She said.

She is..,

EVERY Old Fart knows this....

46F here & doing the same....through Sat. But....1st 3 days next week are projected to be in the 70's... I'm Ready to Ride!

His problem is quite obvious.....

He never looked so happy before...

Whoo Hoo! ......Asda shopping day!....i can get out!

@boboneleg....you were saying..lol.

Who needs a hairdresser with this stuff...lol.

It was a new (full) 4.5 litre container of oil, I tipped it steadily, thinking I had it lined up to the oil filler, it started to pour into filler, it then went GLUG, and missed the orifice, I will get the degreaser on it tomorrow.....

Yes they call him.. Ianoff wankalott.

the word diet probably doesnt mean a lot to him

The worse...is shoveling the deck...thank God it ain't bigger..

Pissing down here.

Meanwhile at the north pole...

A motorcyclist was driving along a highway when suddenly a sparrow hit his helmet when trying to fly across. The motorcyclist struggled to control his motorcycle and almost crashed, but eventually he managed to stop. Nearby he noticed the sparrow that looked dead but after an examination it turned out he was still alive although unconscious. The motorcyclist took pity and he took the sparrow with him to his home. He put him into a cage, he gave him some bread and water and left. After a while the sparrow wakes up: he sees the bars, he sees bread and water and thinks: Oh shit, I killed the motorcyclist!

Custom sprung and valved for my weight and riding style. Made in the UK.

OMG what a useless individual he is. Has to be seen to be believed.

"that curry's up here somewhere"

If that was in the UK the whole country would be at a standstill

Don't worry, it still can't rival your natural stupidity.

Is the Mrs back home now then

Well, can't unsee that shit now, thanks for that.

Anyway this AI shit is crazy ...lol I posted this on FB and some bird wants me to rubb my beautiful long hair all over her body...she even made a date out of it...July the 20th...lol. Boy is she in for a surprise when she finds out its AI generated hair...lol.

I had long hair and a Tash many moons ago, not as long as that. Got pissed off with the scum line in the bath after coming home from working in the garage.

Out for a coffee with some mates this morning then popped down to look at the river. Best time of year, nobody around