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Now don't freak out...I actually think it's a nice picture of you...you look healthy and radiant...

Apologies not accepted

See if you break 12 seconds without falling off. Luckily for you Marcel isn't there with his Indian to humiliate you.

Today was an E30 kind of afternoon.

A social media influencer from Huddersfield has told her followers not to worry about fuel prices going up as £20 of fuel is still the same price! Bethany Johnson who regularly gives her followers savvy tips and tricks on how to save money has told her followers that she filled up today like normal and it still only cost her £20! Bethany 22, who has been driving for 4 years says she has filled up at the same petrol station since she passed her test and it has always cost her £20 when she has filled her car up with 20 pounds worth of petrol. "I think all the rumours about prices going up is just scaremongering from the government and the media. There's no need to panic." She said.

Garda pulls over Paddy for speeding "have you been drinking Sir?" Paddy replies "yes officer i've had about 18 pints, 2 bottles of hooch and 6 bacardi and cokes." Garda says "what the hell are you doing driving ??" Paddy replies "I couldn'tfeckin walk''

A lovely morning here, blue sky, and quite mild outside, I have my gear on, so I will open the shed, and!.... get the lawnmower out.

Did I get the good leg right ?

EVERY Old Fart knows this....

Busa on his way to a hairdresser convention in his miata.....love the hair Rich...it's so luscious...

Tim sounds like a man's name. You're falling for the same mistake, again ...

I can see now why your snorkel air cleaner doesn't bother your knee....

Bob has finally found a bike that fits...

That's my Home Away From Home....a nice little hideout for us 'Borgs...

Went to a place near work called the Rockaway, it's a sort of mad max meets hippies far out type place but really cool ......

46F here & doing the same....through Sat. But....1st 3 days next week are projected to be in the 70's... I'm Ready to Ride!

His problem is quite obvious.....

Thanks. It's had the rear suspension rebuilt with adjustment bushings, an e36 compact steering, and some basic bilsteins, looks nice underneath and feels tight now. Engine is very much down on power, though, still thinking what to do with that.

Well im booked in for santa pod again for next Saturday

Went out to check the trail conditions, to much snow to do anything side trails, weird type of snow...it's like your pushing through 20 cm of table salt...

Yes they call him.. Ianoff wankalott.

the word diet probably doesnt mean a lot to him

The worse...is shoveling the deck...thank God it ain't bigger..

Pissing down here.

Meanwhile at the north pole...

A motorcyclist was driving along a highway when suddenly a sparrow hit his helmet when trying to fly across. The motorcyclist struggled to control his motorcycle and almost crashed, but eventually he managed to stop. Nearby he noticed the sparrow that looked dead but after an examination it turned out he was still alive although unconscious. The motorcyclist took pity and he took the sparrow with him to his home. He put him into a cage, he gave him some bread and water and left. After a while the sparrow wakes up: he sees the bars, he sees bread and water and thinks: Oh shit, I killed the motorcyclist!

Welcome to Spring in OR!....Where yesterday it was patches of Sunny blue-sky, luminous dark clouds, & SNOWING all at the same time! ....

Custom sprung and valved for my weight and riding style. Made in the UK.

I'll get the fork cartridges in the next four weeks, so if I can get a couple of breaks in the weather I can get everything ready for then.

"that curry's up here somewhere"

Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly, so the police needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus and Sean, were sent for. Seamus went in, and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Seamus said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad roll him over". So the mortician rolled him over. Seamus looked and said, "Nope, it ain't Paddy." The mortician thought that was rather strange, and then he brought Sean in to identify the body. Sean took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad; roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Sean looked down and said, "No, it ain't Paddy." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Sean said, "Well, Paddy had two arseholes." "What? He had two arseholes?" asked the mortician. "Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes. Every time we went into town, folks would say, "here comes Paddy with them two arseholes" You've just got to love the Irish

Out for a coffee with some mates this morning then popped down to look at the river. Best time of year, nobody around