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@Marcel is out partying in the street

Tell the wife to shut the fuck up and go get it

I would have thought someone like you of smaller stature would have found it easy to operate in 3 ft headroom.

I am too gutted to say anything tonight, but i will try and compose myself for tomorrow. We used to chat every other Sunday evening the **** never said anything to me..Sorry i am not in a good place tonight. Lyn.

Even the plug sockets look shocked..

Yeah but @busabeast could do it faster on his Busa and you would be all butt hurt and tearful in the short corner

Left the GS at my mechanic’s today. Shocks are being sent to a local suspension shop for a service as they’re on 70.000km, and the bike will get a good look over. I’ve done barely 3k on the road tires but they’re being taken out in favour of some Mitas E07 for a while, the plan is to save them to put the road ones back on in the winter. The plan is to go for a ride in Morocco in October, leaving in the first few days of the month. This trip will have a twist, because I’m planning to meet with Sofia in Marrakesh on the 14th to then show her around a few places for a week, before returning her to the airport and then continue by myself.

Jack and his date, Blossom were parked on a back road some distance from Newcastle, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from Newcastle: Things were getting hot and heavy when Blossom stopped Jack. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge £120 for sex." She said. Jack just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly paid her and they went on to have mind blowing sex for the next hour. After they were done and had smoked a cigarette, Jack just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" Asked Blossom "Well." Jack replied with a grin on his face. "I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a Taxi Driver and the fare back to Newcastle is £130."

Boom, right through the ugly flat window.

How about one from ramsgate.

Gotta be this one as it’s the only one I took this month……..still, you only need one to win right?

im doing ok ...its harder now with cameras every where though

Are you sure, I thought that was a "new romantics" group from the 80's

Working on this fuckin hang over

A good day was had at Cadwell Park sitting on the ground did my back no favours, and bike parking was about 1 mile from trackside, but the weather was good, too warm at times, and the ride there and back was good, no seaside holiday traffic.

@Pedro you haven't been here for a couple of days. Do you have anything to tell us ? ...................

bargain...

@Marcel spotted doing a track day today

Used the syringe today worked perfectly, brakes all sorted working as they should. I am so chuffed it was that simple, I think what confused me was the ABS system and that I didn't think I had let the fluid run to low in the master cylinder which I must have done. Thank you very much for the help. Very happy bunny I.

Currently flying over Canada, time to take a shit. It's on its way @Marcel

I've took the liberty of calling friends from boarder patrol telling them a Scottish national will be arriving today carrying drugs...get ready for some cavity searches...lol.

Seven days of trail riding in France

Looks like Buck has taken up Boating as a new hobby...

Buck, trying his damnest to look cool...

We have

We set off from Portsmouth this morning planning to take in a castle or 2 on our way to Folkestone. I missed the tight turn just off the edge of a roundabout and only noticed it on our way back to the main road. Mandi took one look at the bumpy loose stone road and said No. Castle Pevensey, attempt 2 was much better. Found it perfectly, fairly solid parking too. big arse gun left over from the Spanish Armada. The coast is now over a mile away.

Well the pavement guys showed up yesterday morning...progress is coming along...all 4 inside walls are insulated and sheeted...got the roof now to finish....oh and I found these lights...boy what a difference...10 thousand lumens...for 30 bucks a pop..

Funeral will be held for Dell on Friday 19th September at 3pm, If you would like to attend to pay your respects, please let me know. Dress code will be as dell would wish nothing fancy and whatever you feel comfortable in . A wake/drinks/piss up / get together will be held afterwards at the Wetherspoons Red Lion in Bitterne to celebrate his life

I have seen some cheaper ones online.......like this one Price seems OK, postage seems a bit steep though!

Mrs. Hook & I went for a drive to Sumpter yesterday....we visited a cool small 8-site campground 3 miles west of Sumpter. Campground goes by the name of McCully Fork & 7 of 8 sites are creekside w/ plenty of shade from the heat. Site #8 is in the very back but has the most room & still is only a few steps away from the creek which is a tributary to the Powder river. We've got plans w/ some friends to camp here next month after Labor Day when all the tourists & their kids go home for the start of the school year....BEST time to go Plenty of room for our 10x10 tent & our friends' RV. Couldn't believe the place was empty....Sooo quiet & serene....lookin' 4ward to camping there.