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  1. Maths class in school, teacher asks little Billy, "If I give you two cats then another two cats then two more cats how many cats do you have ? Seven says Billy. Ok says the teacher, lets try a different way, if I give you two apples then another two apples and then two more apples how many apples do you have ? Six . Great says the teacher, why did you answer seven to the cats ? I already have one at home.
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    Welsh Reportedly Eating Pet Food Amid Cost-of-Living Crisis.
  3. SEAGOON: It was such a winter's night as this when I, Lance Constable Ned Seagoon of Long Division, London River Police, was patrolling the river. Splash as body jumps in water. Wading through water. SEAGOON: I'll be glad when we get a launch Sergeant.
  4. Then how did you procreate, with a turkey baster and a Playboy magazine ?
  5. It sure looks like that you know how to have fun.
  6. This is how to make a burger, freshly minced prime beef with an 80/20 meat to fat ratio.
  7. I see that Marcel got rid of the pole up his arse and replaced it with a horse driving a tractor.
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