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Very good thanks, today is a bit slow though..............

What are crocs, asking for another friend.................................

I think so, all the people who have had bad cases of 'Covid' that I've talked to were all heavily vaxxed, tripled up as they say in NZ, the vax is the pandemic and as it contains monkey DNA as well the MonkeyPox is also caused by it. Interestingly the first symptom of MonkeyPox is a pounding sensation in your arse. Ask a HD rider to be sure.

We stop at Jackie voutour or what remains of his house.. The government tried to explel him from his property many years ago after they declared a national park... He's now pass away his son has a make shift shelter in place to this day.. It made national news back in the days..

Just getting home... Long day riding with gang.... Here's a few pic..

Have you noticed anything that the relentless march of time has affected you negatively? I wrote out my itinerary for our trip to the UK in September and am now struggling to read what I wrote! My handwriting has never been great, but it's degenerated to the point where even I can't read it anymore!

Stopped for a drink ….look what plonked itself down ….

I'm driving one today. No gingers allowed though so Petes feckless progeny would still need a lift.

Laid in bed this morn thinking about moving my toolbox in the passage to get a bike out for Matlock. Toolbox didn't move and neither did I.

What is it with these harley bikers and burn out... I just don't get it...

The patient of the day!

Ah !!! so that's why your jeans are full of holes ......................

I noticed my penis has doubled in size every 10 years,so things are looking up with age.

Nothing wrong with taking an hour or two nap to get over a sickness. It does you good.

My vision for sure! To read instructions for medicines I need a magnifying glass along with my normal glasses.

Damn you Metropolitan Liberal Elite!

Went down the boulangerie for bread, coffee and chocolatine. Got chatting with a brit who's lived in France for over 40 years. He lives in a different region but is in the village on holiday. Owns a Goldwing 1500 and a tractor. Interesting who you can bump into whilst out-and-about. Booked flights for our return to blighty for a wedding at the beginning of September, but it's going to be a quick visit. I was going to drive up, but when we costed it all up it was significantly cheaper to fly! The rest of the afternoon will be sofa time!

I heard that the vaccine was a targeted retro virus designed to attack the genetically undesirable and enhance the genetically superior. Basically a death sentence for gingers and anyone under six foot tall.

Encouraging masturbation on the lords day going to hell in a handbasket you are.

What exactly where you looking at.... My facebutt page?

This is how im going to power it.

Baby steps, so far still no headlights, no reverse lights, and no brakes, butt, she starts everytime and has sound now....

Ive read the bylaws and section 6.11.7 states that if an outstanding candidate is identified prior to the official voting period the current MOTY may bestow said crown on the individual when they see fit. Ive had a look a Marcel and Im happy.. to pass the crown onto Clive immediately.

Another creepy lost toy….

This is the style …

Old people nap all the time. i wake up tired.

Aaw dont you all look lovely. This’ll sound weird but here goes anyway- the sort of people that if you find yourself on your own and suddenly in need of a hand you look around you and think “them, I’ll ask them, they look decent, they’ll know where theres a garage/hotel/preist”

All looking very dapper Bob!

My mistake, thought it was at Snetterton this weekend, but it's at Thruxton,

This wouldnt happen if Buck drove the bus.

Make him walk....

Might as well just pleasure yourself then.

I wouldn't want to meet the annoying cunt either Clive!

It's in your locality, go there, nearer, and (from yesterday's TV coverage) not so busy.

Now thinking I should of gone as Mandi wants to go shopping for window blinds. Witch didn't mention that yesterday. Doesn't she know BSBs on.

"had a look" is just a turn of phrase. I only go on Facebook to say happy birthday occasionally. Cant completely avoid it because some businesses only fully operate on social media platforms but its not my thing.

Happy Sunday Hope theres lots of pleasing yourself on the day of rest!

Looks like Portishead to me .........................

Just keep a brick in your pocket.

SO i braved the garage again and decided to do a job on the old Africa twin I've been putting off for years i changed the broken indicators the years have taken its toll and their all sagging and split the rear end was the hardest to do and the one indicator's cables were about 6inches too short so had to extend them The front indicators should have been easy but one of the shit replacement indicators had been badly crimped and didn't work so end up having to re-crimp them myself after i found out why it didn't work All done something i think i will miss if we are forced to go electric is listening to the bike ticking over and giving it a little rev try this on your new Harley @Slowlycatchymonkey make sure your videoing LOL

The sky … it came out the sky .

Checking the chain wear on the Beta the way the manual says to do it So basically you pull up on the top of the chain with a force of 10 to 15 kg then measure 18 links on the bottom of the chain if its less than 272mm you good mine measured 270mm I'm going to have a rest now because while using my battery drill like a twat to open up a hole in something i was holding it took a bite out of my T shirt and almost my belly that's enough near death experiences for today

I cant bear it anymore why hasn't anyone asked me about the sewer mice i planted that there thinking somebody would ask. I have come to 4 conclusions 1- you never read my post 2- you don't give a shit 3- you all know what sewer mice are 4- your scared to ask I don't know why i bother my jokes are wasted on you lot

Thames … used to be a hive of activity , dead now

My eyes …

What say you @zzzak

That should so be a seaside postcard!

One of our frogs visiting King Louie in his plant pot this morning