busabeast Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 32 minutes ago, boboneleg said: I was thinking of getting this for @busabeast for his lorry ................. Already got some but found I didn't need them without busses around 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 29 minutes ago, Six30 said: i'd get him a puppy, with some instructions, as follows... convince the wife to come on a walk with the new puppy, let her hold the lead.. find a nice path along a cliff top, at the highest point of the cliff push her off, this is the clever bit but a little sad as you are sacrificing the puppy... when emergency services arrive just say the puppy made a bolt for it cause he saw a rabbit or a twig or whatever and dragged the mrs over the cliff ... and there you have it ....the perfect murder . Wife walk.....er no......not having another dog, we had a Cairn Terrier, take it for a walk, it would sniff every lampost/gatepost/blade of grass, and piss on each, must have had a bladder like a water bowser It shuffled off while we were on a holiday, upset the wife so much she said no more dogs.....we did have cat after that, but they don't count......it was a anti social twat. My wife I think she does a great job of putting up with me to be honest...... my life could be worse. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 1 hour ago, Clive said: I thought the complete collection of the Encyclopaedia Britannica for @busabeast.......but i thought about and realised he does not need it.... Just jesting Rich You could have mate but didn't you know I wrote it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 For Clive: The man spends a long long long… long time planning an escape 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saul Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 8 minutes ago, Clive said: It shuffled off while we were on a holiday, upset the wife so much she said no more dogs.... I was reading something the other day and thought of you. One of the dog charities, Dogs Trust I think, was running a scheme for older dogs they can't rehome. The deal is you home the dog and they will pay all the costs including vets. Might be worth looking into mate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 Just now, Saul said: I was reading something the other day and thought of you. One of the dog charities, Dogs Trust I think, was running a scheme for older dogs they can't rehome. The dea is you home the dog and they will pay all the costs including vets. Might be worth looking into mate. What about food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saul Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 Just now, busabeast said: What about food Not sure, you would have to look into it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 2 minutes ago, Saul said: I was reading something the other day and thought of you. One of the dog charities, Dogs Trust I think, was running a scheme for older dogs they can't rehome. The deal is you home the dog and they will pay all the costs including vets. Might be worth looking into mate. Our neighbour have a dog they adopted from the Dogs Trust, got it this summer, cost them over £150, if my wife was more mobile it could be considered, but as she is, its a no....Thanks anyway. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted December 19, 2023 Author Share Posted December 19, 2023 What about one of these for @Sofia , it might be a bit expensive but we could all chip in to buy it for her ................. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 1 hour ago, boboneleg said: What about one of these for @Sofia , it might be a bit expensive but we could all chip in to buy it for her ................. The costs of maintaining one of those are horrendous, good wines, food, rum, bmw motorcycles and travelling, plus they’re not the biggest fans of hard work. Trust me, they’re expensive to keep. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 2 minutes ago, Pedro said: The costs of maintaining one of those are horrendous, good wines, food, rum, bmw motorcycles and travelling, plus they’re not the biggest fans of hard work. Trust me, they’re expensive to keep. They’re reputedly great lovers though 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 12 hours ago, busabeast said: Already got some but found I didn't need them without busses around It’s only a matter of time before you see another bus in the road, you need to overcome your bus phobia so you don’t flee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted December 20, 2023 Author Share Posted December 20, 2023 @Sir Fallsalot has been a good boy this year so I think he deserves one of these so he can relive his youth ....................... 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 Was racking my brain for what to get @Marcel he seems to have everything and then it just came to me perfect 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 16 hours ago, Pedro said: For Clive: The man spends a long long long… long time planning an escape or... 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 2 hours ago, Six30 said: or... It can't be that bad for @Clive......after all, he hasn't bought a used car from you. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 4 minutes ago, XTreme said: It can't be that bad for @Clive......after all, he hasn't bought a used car from you. My cars are only fit for the scrapper after my ownership, I keep cars too long.....but if he bought mine I think this would be the advert for it. Low mileage, 2 careful owners, much sought after model. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 4 hours ago, boboneleg said: @Sir Fallsalot has been a good boy this year so I think he deserves one of these so he can relive his youth ....................... and maybe a haircut and shave 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 31 minutes ago, Clive said: My cars are only fit for the scrapper after my ownership Six's cars are only fit for the scrapper as a standard feature. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 2 minutes ago, XTreme said: Six's cars are only fit for the scrapper as a standard feature. I've heard that's where he buys them from in the first place. Bodgeitandscarpermotors 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 1 hour ago, XTreme said: It can't be that bad for @Clive......after all, he hasn't bought a used car from you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 53 minutes ago, Clive said: My cars are only fit for the scrapper after my ownership, I keep cars too long.....but if he bought mine I think this would be the advert for it. Low mileage, 2 careful owners, much sought after model. 2 careful owners... the other 6 was complete lunatics. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 1 minute ago, Six30 said: 2 careful owners... the other 6 was complete lunatics. I'm the 2nd owner of my Dacia.........it is not much to brag about though......Dacia are held in the same esteem as rear engined Skodas. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 7 minutes ago, Six30 said: No subtitles. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 14 minutes ago, Clive said: I'm the 2nd owner of my Dacia.........it is not much to brag about though......Dacia are held in the same esteem as rear engined Skodas. I rode in two Dacia taxis in Morocco, 1.5 diesels with huge milleage, they were holding on ok. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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