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25 minutes ago, Clive said:

What you done to upset that girl looking through the window?..she seems to be giving you the finger. ūüėā¬†

They kept staring at me, stunned by my handsome form ūü§™

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4 hours ago, boboneleg said:

 

These photos confirm the fact that you are indeed a tightarse¬† , look at the state of that front sprocket¬† ¬†ūüėĮ

 

Whay you say @XTreme  ?

Bloody sprocket only fits one way i would have turned it around otherwise :classic_laugh:

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5 hours ago, Saul said:

Just put the middle daughter, the good one, one the bus for a residential week at college.  Already missing her, its something she does every 3rd week but being regular doesn't make the house feel any less empty.   I transfered a little surprise to her bank account so she will have some spending money for the local shop where she is at college.    Her college is in the middle of nowhere and very rural near a little village.   Stunning place in fact.  

So she has one great night on the piss then :classic_laugh:

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Just now, Sir Fallsalot said:

So she has one great night on the piss then :classic_laugh:

If it was my boy yes, but the good one is only 17 and not up for that sort of thing.¬† Or that's what I am hoping¬†ūü§£

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1 hour ago, Buckster said:

She knows him.

My daughter hardly touched any alcoholic drinks till she went to uni.
I get off the boat to the IOW, pick her up from the train station she'll say, Pub?

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Just got back from a funeral, the escort was from Tonypandy to Thornhill in Cardiff, in rush hour traffic don't think I've ever jumped so many red lights or pissed off so many dickheads on one ride before LOL. Barry entered the chapel with the Ace of spades playing then there was some Pink Floyd shit in the middle and we left with Monty python's always look on the bright side of life. The service was good for a funeral no religion what so ever and all about Barry. Two bikes broke down on route both Suzuki's what can we learn from this :classic_laugh:

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35 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Back from Alicante!

Munter didn't say a word to me.......got out of the car at the Airport and not even a fucking thank you.

That's how you know she'll come back. A thank you now would be very suspicious

 

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2 hours ago, XTreme said:

Back from Alicante!

Munter didn't say a word to me.......got out of the car at the Airport and not even a fucking thank you.

I wouldn’t talk to a ginger taxi driver either.

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2 hours ago, XTreme said:

Back from Alicante!

Munter didn't say a word to me.......got out of the car at the Airport and not even a fucking thank you.

You'd be better off if she doesn't come back, ungrateful fat cow .

 

 

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11 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

You'd be better off if she doesn't come back, ungrateful fat cow .

 

 

Absolutely! But if she''s not here then neither are the boys!

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3 hours ago, Sir Fallsalot said:

Just got back from a funeral, the escort was from Tonypandy to Thornhill in Cardiff, in rush hour traffic don't think I've ever jumped so many red lights or pissed off so many dickheads on one ride before LOL. Barry entered the chapel with the Ace of spades playing then there was some Pink Floyd shit in the middle and we left with Monty python's always look on the bright side of life. The service was good for a funeral no religion what so ever and all about Barry. Two bikes broke down on route both Suzuki's what can we learn from this :classic_laugh:

I went to a funeral on Monday. I headed off from home in thick fog which only cleared just as I got to the crematorium about an hour later. I wedged my bike in a made up space.... made up by me) between a normal car space and a disabled bay and started walking towards one of the chapels with my crash hat in my hand. There was a load of motorcyclists sitting outside the little tea shop they have there and I could see them wondering who the fuck I was until I suddenly turned left and went to a different funeral to the one they had come for. They all left noisily when we were outside afterwards looking at the flowers etc.

The funeral was for an ex barman from a pub I go to a lot, his name was Steve, he was only 33 when he died. A lovely bloke. The landlord of the pub he used to work for brought his Alsation Rudy to the funeral, Steve was the only other person the dog would ever let walk him. On his best behaviour throughout I should add, getting fussed by everyone afterwards. There were too many people to fit in the chapel and quite a few had to stand outside the doors which were kept open so they could still hear it. The wake was at the pub he used to work at. He actually got sacked from there, but he and the landlord had remained friends despite this.

Learnt a lot about him from the celebrant, it was a totally non Goddy type funeral which I think is better. The poor sod had quite a sad early start to life, hard to equate with his happy go lucky nature.

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8 minutes ago, yen_powell said:

I went to a funeral on Monday. I headed off from home in thick fog which only cleared just as I got to the crematorium about an hour later. I wedged my bike in a made up space.... made up by me) between a normal car space and a disabled bay and started walking towards one of the chapels with my crash hat in my hand. There was a load of motorcyclists sitting outside the little tea shop they have there and I could see them wondering who the fuck I was until I suddenly turned left and went to a different funeral to the one they had come for. They all left noisily when we were outside afterwards looking at the flowers etc.

The funeral was for an ex barman from a pub I go to a lot, his name was Steve, he was only 33 when he died. A lovely bloke. The landlord of the pub he used to work for brought his Alsation Rudy to the funeral, Steve was the only other person the dog would ever let walk him. On his best behaviour throughout I should add, getting fussed by everyone afterwards. There were too many people to fit in the chapel and quite a few had to stand outside the doors which were kept open so they could still hear it. The wake was at the pub he used to work at. He actually got sacked from there, but he and the landlord had remained friends despite this.

Learnt a lot about him from the celebrant, it was a totally non Goddy type funeral which I think is better. The poor sod had quite a sad early start to life, hard to equate with his happy go lucky nature.

He was only 33?

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1 hour ago, Buckster said:

I wouldn’t talk to a ginger taxi driver either.

Agreed they are deviant fuckers the lot of them, though at least she got her fare for free..... wonder how she actually paid him, he did say she didn't say a word the entire tripUh Uh GIF

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1 hour ago, XTreme said:

He was only 33?

Yeah, no age is it, diabetes related. Got very ill, went to hospital, signed himself back out and insisted his boyfriend drive him back home. Got stuck in traffic for a few hours due to one of the oil motorway protests, finally got home and then took a really bad turn for the worse and died there.

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18 hours ago, boboneleg said:

Down Fowlups now, had to show them what a real bike looks like 

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So you are showing them the picture of my Harley on the home page?

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15 minutes ago, XTreme said:

2C overnight and roads still wet......so I'm working all day!

Got to pick my boy up at 2.30 cos he's coming up for food!

My job today is to get the loft boarded out so it can be used as storage space, oh the joys.....

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16 minutes ago, XTreme said:

2C overnight and roads still wet......so I'm working all day!

Got to pick my boy up at 2.30 cos he's coming up for food!

I'm surprised the fat munter has allowed him to stay behind, I thought that he had to be under her thumb at all times and so she could vett anything and everything he thought and said 

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