boboneleg Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 2 minutes ago, Buckster said: Thanks for admitting that, 3 month ban for you. Would you like to borrow my yellow card @Buckster 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 2 minutes ago, Clive said: They check up with your doctor, or ask you to attend a medical examination by a appointed doctor, They do not rely solely on the answers on the claim form, or believe what a claimant has put down on said form. acting ..darling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 1 minute ago, Clive said: They check up with your doctor, or ask you to attend a medical examination by a appointed doctor, They do not rely solely on the answers on the claim form, or believe what a claimant has put down on said form. Try checking into attendance allowance @clive both my parents claim it for each other i don't know how but they do and i think its about £50 a month each 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 1 minute ago, boboneleg said: It doesn't pay to be completely honest when you fill out the forms Clive, I know this from experience. Six months after I lost my leg I got DLA (disabilty living allowance), three months later they took it off me as when I filled out the forms for the following year I was too honest and told them I was walking again. I've never bothered to claim since but one day I'll probably need to do it. You have to fill out the forms like you're having your worst day ever , it's the only way to make them understand if you're struggling. We did slightly exaggerate some things, but I still got refused a continuation of my claim, wife has phoned and given them both barrels, but the person you are talking to ain't the one who makes the final decision. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 Just now, Sir Fallsalot said: Try checking into attendance allowance @clive both my parents claim it for each other i don't know how but they do and i think its about £50 a month each That is what I have until the the end of next month,the last claim they agreed with my conditions I was suitable fir attendance allowance, that I was entitled to £65 per week ☺ Now, I am entitled to bugger all. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 7 minutes ago, boboneleg said: Would you like to borrow my yellow card @Buckster No, he is red carded for BOTM until July now. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 7 minutes ago, Six30 said: acting ..darling As I have said earlier, if you fill in the form almost honestly you make yourself exempt straight away. They are very craftily worded forms. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earache Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 One of our neighbors just posted this on Facebook - bet he shit himself! Tony Zotti otespodSnrta6i2t5hhl8fga88u5f55hmh5ahu05001c211g9i1t1m4a8itl · Just got done cleaning up the scratches on my back and head after A F*CKING MOUNTAIN LION USED ME AS A GYMNAST'S VAULT! Woke from a dead sleep to the sound of choking and awful animal screams. I was so afraid that a bear (yes, they're awake, one dropped our bird feeder the night before last) had opened up my goat shed that I just headed straight out....naked. The noise, however, was right outside just off our front porch. There was a fight between a racoon and what I thought was my dog Jasper. He's a yellow lab husky mix and blonde. In my stupor, I figured I must have left him out and was hollering at him to let go. I was scared and they weren't disengaging, so I went to grab him and shit got really weird, really fast. As soon as I moved forward and was within a couple feet of them, "Jasper" let go, jumped up on my porch, turned around and used the front door as a springboard and sprung....at me....landed on my head and back and then sprung again! Hit the ground running and booked it. A freaking lion with a tail as long as me! I was in full on fight or flight mode. I can't believe that just happened to me! Nicole was at the door wondering what in the world was going on and she got stuck cleaning up the mess. So, anyways, there's a cat in the Lump Gulch neighborhood and remember to wear pajamas. You never know when you'll have unexpected guests. 1 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 2 minutes ago, Earache said: One of our neighbors just posted this on Facebook - bet he shit himself! Tony Zotti otespodSnrta6i2t5hhl8fga88u5f55hmh5ahu05001c211g9i1t1m4a8itl · Just got done cleaning up the scratches on my back and head after A F*CKING MOUNTAIN LION USED ME AS A GYMNAST'S VAULT! Woke from a dead sleep to the sound of choking and awful animal screams. I was so afraid that a bear (yes, they're awake, one dropped our bird feeder the night before last) had opened up my goat shed that I just headed straight out....naked. The noise, however, was right outside just off our front porch. There was a fight between a racoon and what I thought was my dog Jasper. He's a yellow lab husky mix and blonde. In my stupor, I figured I must have left him out and was hollering at him to let go. I was scared and they weren't disengaging, so I went to grab him and shit got really weird, really fast. As soon as I moved forward and was within a couple feet of them, "Jasper" let go, jumped up on my porch, turned around and used the front door as a springboard and sprung....at me....landed on my head and back and then sprung again! Hit the ground running and booked it. A freaking lion with a tail as long as me! I was in full on fight or flight mode. I can't believe that just happened to me! Nicole was at the door wondering what in the world was going on and she got stuck cleaning up the mess. So, anyways, there's a cat in the Lump Gulch neighborhood and remember to wear pajamas. You never know when you'll have unexpected guests. Blimey, we had a noisy blackbird outside our window a 06.00am this morning 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 31 minutes ago, Clive said: As I have said earlier, if you fill in the form almost honestly you make yourself exempt straight away. They are very craftily worded forms. i give up 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 34 minutes ago, Buckster said: No, he is red carded for BOTM until July now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 9 minutes ago, Six30 said: i give up We almost have. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 38 minutes ago, Clive said: We almost have. When I was working as a nurse full time I wasn’t covered for maternity leave (yay the nhs complaining they can’t recruit and retain but also making it impossible to leave n return ) so much later I was instructed to fill in the state maternity leave forms. I didn’t for the first few weeks because having a baby is somewhat exhausting. When I eventually did I was shocked by the 16 page document I had to fill in, it was full of the same questions asked in different ways that were designed to make you contradict yourself. Eventually I did get the pathetic statuary maternity pay awarded.. suddenly in one lump sum over a year later. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 Goddam I only voted for Pete cos he managed to take a pic without a topbox I fully intended to switch to six’s a the last hurdle but was busy. Shite. Viva Suzuki! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 1 minute ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Goddam I only voted for Pete cos he managed to take a pic without a topbox I fully intended to switch to six’s a the last hurdle but was busy. Shite. Viva Suzuki! I was going the other way i voted for Six seen that Pete had no chance then forgot to change it to Bob's 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catteeclan Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 12 hours ago, Clive said: They check up with your doctor, or ask you to attend a medical examination by a appointed doctor, They do not rely solely on the answers on the claim form, or believe what a claimant has put down on said form. Fuckin site easier for the immigrants. They're told how to play the system. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 The Spanish/Brit sausages were not good, won’t be buying them again, ever. Looked up ‘Dixon’s Farm’ it doesn’t exist in any form, it’s simply a marketing tool for a meat factory based in Malaga and my god it showed in the end product. I call utter BS on them being 96% pork, even if over 20% is pork fat it was the most un porky pork I’ve ever encountered, pappy as hell. I’ll have to go back to making my own, heyho. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 Well i have some pretty exciting news me and the wife have been looking at emigrating to Spain since the beginning of this year we kept it quiet as we weren't sure it was the right thing to do but now we are sure about it i will be talking about it a lot so watch out Pete your going to get a million questions from me 3 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catteeclan Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 1 minute ago, Sir Fallsalot said: Well i have some pretty exciting news me and the wife have been looking at emigrating to Spain since the beginning of this year we kept it quiet as we weren't sure it was the right thing to do but now we are sure about it i will be talking about it a lot so watch out Pete your going to get a million questions from me Is it the crap sausages that swung the deal. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 Just now, Sir Fallsalot said: Well i have some pretty exciting news me and the wife have been looking at emigrating to Spain since the beginning of this year we kept it quiet as we weren't sure it was the right thing to do but now we are sure about it i will be talking about it a lot so watch out Pete your going to get a million questions from me Wow. Thats big news I’m surprised as well cos you’ve always been happy where you are, what changed? And how you gonna get around the 90 day rule or do you have other lineage on your side (like Irish etc)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 11 minutes ago, Catteeclan said: Is it the crap sausages that swung the deal. They do other mid-low range sausages like Clonakilty and Richmonds as well, I just can’t have them cos they contain gluten. My mouth still feels like it’s coated in lard and that’s half an hour and two cups of tea later! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 12 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Wow. Thats big news I’m surprised as well cos you’ve always been happy where you are, what changed? And how you gonna get around the 90 day rule or do you have other lineage on your side (like Irish etc)? It's in the very early stages of planning so as i said will have a million questions and probably as many obstacles to overcome. I don't really know what changed it for me the wife has been on about it for years, i'm probably fed up of her nagging LOL The kids are all grown up and we hardly ever see them now so this place is like a holiday home to them so may as well make it a holiday. I like the idea of where Pete lives as it has similar weather to us here and it's in the middle of nowhere which i like the less people i see the better LOL 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 3 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: They do other mid-low range sausages like Clonakilty and Richmonds and well, I just can’t have them cos they contain gluten. My mouth still feels like it’s coated in lard and that’s half an hour and two cups of tea later! As i said to Pedro you were about to find out if they were built in the UK or Spain i guess you found out 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 1 minute ago, Sir Fallsalot said: I't very early stages of planning so as i said will have a million questions and probably as many obstacles to overcome. I don't really know what changed it for me the wife has been on about it for years, i'm probably fed up of her nagging LOL The kids are all grown up and we hardly ever see them know so this place is like a holiday home to them so may as well make it a holiday. I like the idea of where Pete lives as it has similar weather to us here and it's in the middle of nowhere which i like the less people i see the better LOL A lot of Spain is in the middle of nowhere House prices are very good out in the sticks too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 1 minute ago, Sir Fallsalot said: As i said to Pedro you were about to find out if they were built in the UK or Spain i guess you found out Got 12 more of the feckers in the freezer. Grim Brit/Spain sozzies anyone?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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