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If you want a really good picture then leave the bike at home.

No.....TOTY's not till next month!

If anyone want to know anything about the bike please contact Mr Cunty

First ignore Google maps and drive down a cul-de-sac, get stuck trying to back it out so decide to go X-country, due to the rain the ground around here is very soft, wonder what they'll bring to get it out, this is just outside my place, good entertainment over my muesli.

Another month and normally the weather's turned to shit by now! But not this year! Unfortunately tomorrow I've got to drag down to the shops in Albox......but Sunday morning looks promising! Then we'll have the grandkids in the afternoon when I'll get battered to shit by Jake again. What you lot doing!

Tomorrow i have to get a new washing machine as the wife is broken so will be fitting that and getting shot of the old one Sunday i'm hoping for some van action, taking the Beta up to hay-on-wye as a test drive for next weekend to see if i need to add anything and the bike will be coming out the van and getting dirty

Today……….I bought a bike to replace the poor old z750 that @XTreme broke for me. It will be delivered next week…….and as Forest Gump said “…….and that’s all I gotta say about that” ……… start guessing.

He can’t help it.

Taking skye to the play cafe in the morning so the wife can have a rest from her, once home I plan to detail the beast during the afternoon then Sunday so long as its ok weather wise I plan a trip out to get some quality photos for botm November......I have a few places in mind just need the right kind of setting fitting of the beast so we can get that boat off the front page of the website......and there will be no photoshopping......just unadulterated hardcore pornography for everyone to drool and drip over

Those downpipes need some work though, take it too that ginger welsh dago bloke, he'll sort that out for

Ramps, have you no reading glasses?

I buy these by the hundred pairs. Been using them every ride since about 1990 when I got sick of still hearing 'engine' for hours after a long trip. I was once the only person to sleep at a camp site when a baby screamed shrilly all night. I was using my bike jacket as a pillow so I could get the ear plugs out of the case on my key ring straight away. They also stopped me murdering my son when he was crying for hours as a baby, they just take the edge off of it. I recently bought a Sena 10s wossname and I have been able to take phone calls up to 70mph with ear plugs in and with it set at max volume. I know what they are saying, but not always who they are just by recognising the voice, they seem to hear me okay as well. On the odd occasion I ride around town with no ear plugs I have to remember to turn the volume down or my head would explode if someone rang.

You cunt, had to spoil the suspense didn’t ya

Preparing a landuse lawsuit, so far the plan is coming together, however, getting govt types "to work" is Llke watching mud roll uphill. The private sector, one week, the govt same amount of work, one year.

i’ve now used Aliexpress: the order was shipped without street name in the adress! I’m now imagining a chinese guy wandering around my town asking which house is number 9

His wing wong phone may not have that option

Not touching that, over to you Sid .

I used to borrow (pinch) a handful of ear plugs from each of the factories I delivered to, fat lot of good they did me.

I don’t own a boat and if I did there would be no point putting a mat under it as boats live in water. You jap bike riders are so stupid.

It’s there to catch the oil leak.

Doing bugger all this weekend, a bad weather forecast, but hoping to get the beach racing next weekend..

You purchased a Chinese guy?

Well not really, just my yearly works appraisal, which includes a driving assessment. I will piss it, and the appraisal will give me a chance to get a few works issues off my chest. Always makes me laugh as we are out of hours drivers and predominantly drive in the dark but the assessments are done in the day time. Half the wind broken old codgers I work with can't see their hand in front of their face once the sun goes down.

2 bike rides and a walk so far this week. One ride was on my non-ebike and the other on the ebike. It was pretty windy today, and the rain blew in pretty fast when we were about as far from the car as we could be! Emergency coffee was in the car, ready for our return!

You'll need to expand on that a bit so @Six30 can understand!

No but he can get his leg over a bike, starting to think this is the only ability he has because he cant see and cant walk on uneven surfaces

In fact, my brother was in Albania last I heard from him

Marcel will win this month.

I can counter steer with 16” wheels, it’s about rotational mass, not diameter.

Don’t be so gay

He is a blind cunt isn't he but then again isn't everyone of a certain age.......

Word, 17 inches is a scooter tyre.

Fact is you cant countersteerr with wheels under 19inches the way doG intended. if Julian was here he would set you straight.

Something bad is triggered in me when someone goes to the effort of putting a small mat on the floor to protect the carpet and then park the bike with one of the side stands off it.

The post office called asking for my address since the package only had the town's name and my house number It's a small package ...

Now you get to ride.

Nah I've done all in the area there are none left

Yes, broadway show tunes, I stopped listening to them because all the tapdancing was making me wonder about my valves

In the garage i use the compressor and check the pressure with the pencil gauge the battery and 12v pumps are for emergency use on the road so not worried about accuracy. The dirt bikes don't matter about pressure as long as its over 10 psi and under 16 psi it will do LOL

any way aint you got prostitutes you should be hammering to death

They do aftermarket exhausts for the van? Hmmm how gay

Music while riding... a tad on the gay side gay, i like to listen the the roar of an aftermarket exhaust.

I was planning on going out yesterday but after getting everything ready to go it started to rain but not just any rain this was biblical so knocked it on the head and ended up going out to go today instead, It was a bit foggy this morning when i got up so i waited until it lifted before heading out which was a mistake as i would have had a great view of a see of fog from up on my mountain this morning almost all gone when i got up there From here was an encounter with the plod, at the end of the track was a plod car waiting with a WPC in it alone, i was going to say she pulled me over but when i saw her i stopped for a chat she was stunning She was part of a team looking for illegal off roading in hotspots around the area, i educated her in what was legal to ride and what wasn't got to say she looked very vulnerable up there all on her own. I decided to skip the next mountain road as it wasn't exactly legal and that was bound to be an area the pigs were covering. A view a few valleys over looking towards Twmbarlwm And as requested by grasshopper, i am trying to smile but the soup strainer is hiding it and the sun is in my eyes making me squint LOL Down the lane a bit, its an old broken tarmac road covered in autumn leaves making things quite slippery can you see the lovely autumn colours That brought me out by these critters fuckers setting himself up to spit at me I'm sure. The mountain opposite is covered in beautiful autumn colours Stopped for some fuel in crosskeys always put super unleaded in the bike picked up the pump and notice how expensive it is, that's dearer than diesel i thought then checked and realised it is fucking diesel it was supreme diesel not super unleaded luckily i only put a litre in before i spotted it. The next lane the trees here were covered in a lovely rich green moss and the sun lit up the green tree canopy can you see it The paved roads were also a bit slippery today with the wet mud and leaves on them Wentwood reservoir is still empty but this hasn't been used for drinking water for over 20 years its more of a leisure lake Their not going to be doing any water sports on this one though. Stopped here because a dear ran across my path no big deal for some of you but a very rare sight here, i could see it watching me from a distance in the woods but phone camera was not good enough to zoom in on it It got a bit tricky further down missed the left hand line in the photo and ended up walking the bike down this as the rock was so slippery At the end of this lane was a carving of what looked like a man clubbing a bull it was larger than life in size, couldn't see anyone about to ask if i could enter to take a better photo there will be a next time On the way to the next lane i got stopped by the police again as you have to pass plod HQ in Mamhilad i could see the pair of twats looking as i passed the entrance sure enough they followed me and then switched on the blues, the two coppers seemed quite disappointed i pulled over for them, they were nice enough and let me know my number plate wasn't supposed to be dirty or point at the sky and sent me on my way, i didn't let them know I've been told that before LOL This tree was just high enough to get the handlebars under the floor was covered in what looked like sea urchins i'd stopped below a conker tree Last off tarmac stretch before heading home not quite legal up here anymore probably been over 5 years since i last rode it Back to Aberbeeg this is one steep hill doesn't look it in the photo though A bit further down looking over to Aberbeeg lots of colour on the trees now Last time i was out blackwood way i spotted this old bridge from the bypass so thought i'd have a look today It an abandoned railway bridge Just had a gentle road ride back from here and over my mountain of course to get home, a nice day out seen plenty of wildlife including a buzzard flying in front of me dropping the Pidgeon he had for his dinner things like that make me want a go pro.