Pedro Posted May 8 Share Posted May 8 7 minutes ago, Skippy said: Took the mountain bike out again for a bimble along the local dirt tracks. Not sure of distance but I was out for about three hours and my legs feel stiff now so a decent stretch I imagine. Its been so dry over the past three years it’s beginning to look like North Africa! Found a nice little place for @XTreme to wander around in. A strong smell of piss, used condoms and some stained mattresses would have given Pete a stiffy What’s wrong with you brits? It’s like you enjoy bad shit! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 8 Author Share Posted May 8 1 hour ago, Skippy said: Took the mountain bike out again for a bimble along the local dirt tracks. Not sure of distance but I was out for about three hours and my legs feel stiff now so a decent stretch I imagine. Its been so dry over the past three years it’s beginning to look like North Africa! Found a nice little place for @XTreme to wander around in. A strong smell of piss, used condoms and some stained mattresses would have given Pete a stiffy Didn't have the bottle to go in without me babysitting you then Ray? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted May 8 Share Posted May 8 2 hours ago, Pedro said: it’s about to happen, statistically I keep buying a Lotto ticket with the hope my luck will change......the last 20 ( or thereabouts) tickets that bought I did not get 1 number!. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 7 hours ago, XTreme said: Didn't have the bottle to go in without me babysitting you then Ray? Mate, the smell of stale piss reminded me of you and that was quite enough. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 @Skippy and @XTreme Your weather is about to turn to shit as my wife is on a plane to Spain at this very moment 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 9 Author Share Posted May 9 15 minutes ago, boboneleg said: @Skippy and @XTreme Your weather is about to turn to shit as my wife is on a plane to Spain at this very moment Where's she going Bob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 14 minutes ago, XTreme said: Where's she going Bob? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 17 minutes ago, XTreme said: Where's she going Bob? Spain, she is going to Spain. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 Somewhere in Andalusia 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 37 minutes ago, boboneleg said: Somewhere in Andalusia Is that a region of a particular country? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 9 Author Share Posted May 9 1 hour ago, boboneleg said: Somewhere in Andalusia But you don't know which province? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 1 minute ago, XTreme said: But you don't know which province? I’ll have a look when I get home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 Off to B&M to get another lav seat ...... going to risk going in the car, its making no tinkling noises any longer and seems to be running OK. Be good to get out because next door neighbours have gone out and left dog again, again, so very soon it will start barking and howling. glad I can't hear it. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 11 hours ago, Pedro said: What’s wrong with you brits? It’s like you enjoy bad shit! What’s not to enjoy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 9 Author Share Posted May 9 19 minutes ago, Clive said: Off to B&M Where's B&Q? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 Nom nom 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 1 minute ago, XTreme said: Where's B&Q? B&M will be half the price but only last 5 minutes before Clive’s missus gets splinters 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 3 minutes ago, boboneleg said: B&M will be half the price but only last 5 minutes before Clive’s missus gets splinters Maybe that’s the plan. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 2 hours ago, Buckster said: Spain, she is going to Spain. Dementia ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 They put a funel on my dog... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 4 minutes ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said: Dementia ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 34 minutes ago, XTreme said: Where's B&Q? The one local to us was closed to become a B&M the other B&Q is in the next town (Sutton in Ashfield) which is twice as far away.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 A wooden toilet seat...marvelous!...but not at that price, plastic will have to do. https://www.screwfix.com/p/croydex-rutland-soft-close-with-quick-release-toilet-seat-solid-oak-natural/176jj 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 9 Author Share Posted May 9 39 minutes ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said: Dementia ? No......Andalucia! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 39 minutes ago, XTreme said: No......Andalucia! Arcos de la Frontera 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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