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On 28/07/2023 at 20:02, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

And last nights cider drinking with a friend on her way to the armchair adventure festival to teach yoga attempting to nick my husband en route ๐Ÿ˜‚

She is a lot of fun, an irrepressible joy.ย 
And get this sheโ€™s actually in this places demographic โ™ฟ๏ธ

But also sadly still out of your league ๐Ÿ˜ย 

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Ooh Andy looks like he's on some proper cider ๐Ÿ˜‹ I think I'd get along with you guys like a house on fire

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On 28/07/2023 at 21:03, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

Don't feel I can say Pete, I didn't exactly ask to post the pic but her racing days are long behind her.

She does do a lot of porno work for Honda now (after Ducati dumped all the women who actually ride bikes ๐Ÿ™„) and she seems to appear in photo's with their bikes all over the place so maybe it was in some Honda literature you were looking at.

Seems more fitting unless it's cb500x's......

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4 hours ago, busabeast said:

Ooh Andy looks like he's on some proper cider ๐Ÿ˜‹ I think I'd get along with you guys like a house on fire

Itโ€™s scrumpy - โ€˜Stanโ€™sโ€™ by Thatchers. Farm gate laws mean itโ€™s ยฃ8.80 for 5litres.
As you know real cider catches people out because it has a much higher alcohol content than it tastes like it has.ย 
You can warn folk but itโ€™s generally too late by the time the message has sunk in ๐Ÿ˜‚

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2 hours ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

Itโ€™s scrumpy - โ€˜Stanโ€™sโ€™ by Thatchers. Farm gate laws mean itโ€™s ยฃ8.80 for 5litres.
As you know real cider catches people out because it has a much higher alcohol content than it tastes like it has.ย 
You can warn folk but itโ€™s generally too late by the time the message has sunk in ๐Ÿ˜‚

Yeah I know what you mean, I love scrumpy.

Always drink it standing up that way you know when enough is enoughย 

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Welsh wrestling legendย Adrian Street has died aged 82.ย What a life he led! He wrestled all over the world......till he was well into his 60's in fact.

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He was a seriously tough guy......not somebody you'd fuck about with despite his flamboyant image!

There's many stories about him, but my favourite was when they booked him to do a match with Jimmy Savile in 1971! And he was supposed to go very easy on Savile and let him win.

He wasn't happy with that......so he just went in and beat the shit out of Savile!ย :classic_laugh:

Fucking legend!

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I've just had to spend two hours crafting a letter with Mr Slowly about the damage his brother in law has done and continues to do to his sister.

Fuck me when you sit down and start writing down all of the incidences it makes for a harrowing read.

I'm going to need a lot of cups of tea for this one!

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3 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

I've just had to spend two hours crafting a letter with Mr Slowly about the damage his brother in law has done and continues to do to his sister.

Fuck me when you sit down and start writing down all of the incidences it makes for a harrowing read.

I'm going to need a lot of cups of tea for this one!

Is it in the hands of the Police?

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2 hours ago, XTreme said:

Is it in the hands of the Police?

It's just about to tip into that territory hence having to write a letter.ย 

They have been involved just once as he had to renew his shot gun licence, they came around and he lied about he marriage being sound. The police obviously picked up on something asked her on her own, she didnt know what had been said and told them they have separated and are in the process of getting divorced and that he wasn't living there.

They let him keep his guns on the understanding they were kept in the gun cupboard where they are registered and told her she must let them know immediately if he comes to get them.ย 

Well he took them, she got scared and the police took the guns. Thank fuck.ย 

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22 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

It's just about to tip into that territory hence having to write a letter.ย 

They have been involved just once as he had to renew his shot gun licence, they came around and he lied about he marriage being sound. The police obviously picked up in something asked her on her own, she didnt know what had been said and told them they have separated and are in the process of getting divorced and that he wasn't living there.

They let him keep his guns on the understanding they were kept in the gun cupboard where they are registered and told her she must let them know immediately if he comes to get them.ย 

Well he took them, she got scared and the police took the guns. Thank fuck.ย 

Has he always been abusive?

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3 hours ago, XTreme said:

Welsh wrestling legendย Adrian Street has died aged 82.ย What a life he led! He wrestled all over the world......till he was well into his 60's in fact.

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He was a seriously tough guy......not somebody you'd fuck about with despite his flamboyant image!

There's many stories about him, but my favourite was when they booked him to do a match with Jimmy Savile in 1971! And he was supposed to go very easy on Savile and let him win.

He wasn't happy with that......so he just went in and beat the shit out of Savile!ย :classic_laugh:

Fucking legend!

Wrestling thatโ€™s even more of a farce than BOTM

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3 hours ago, XTreme said:

Welsh wrestling legendย Adrian Street has died aged 82.ย What a life he led! He wrestled all over the world......till he was well into his 60's in fact.

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He was a seriously tough guy......not somebody you'd fuck about with despite his flamboyant image!

There's many stories about him, but my favourite was when they booked him to do a match with Jimmy Savile in 1971! And he was supposed to go very easy on Savile and let him win.

He wasn't happy with that......so he just went in and beat the shit out of Savile!ย :classic_laugh:

Fucking legend!

Wasn't he part of the 'Hells Angels' tag team in the '60'sย  ?

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1 hour ago, XTreme said:

What?

Cuckoo in the nest. Meaning: An issue or a problem, etc, is a cuckoo in the nest, it grows quickly and crowds out everything else.

Another woman, masquerading as a friend looking for a husband, any husband so long as it's a farmer.

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On 27/07/2023 at 15:13, boboneleg said:

I didn't mean it as a joke , I've never paid more than ยฃ100 for the Honda on it's own (not part of a mutli-bike policy), renewal came in at ยฃ135.08 .ย  They can get stuffed :classic_laugh:

The Beta is due for renewal end of August and they just quoted me ยฃ164 it was ยฃ128 last year it should be going down if you don't claim not up

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21 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

Cuckoo in the nest. Meaning: An issue or a problem, etc, is a cuckoo in the nest, it grows quickly and crowds out everything else.

Another woman, masquerading as a friend looking for a husband, any husband so long as it's a farmer.

Why a farmer?

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2 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Why a farmer?

Some people get an idea about wanting an outdoor life, or moving to the countryside as a fix for a working life they hate. Often people who have spent some time bored to tears in an office in a town or city doing a pointless job they dislike.ย 

I used to blame 'The Good Life' but now they are too young to have a clue about that programme ๐Ÿ˜†

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