busabeast Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 19 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: The wife sent me a message saying when she was driving to Bristol this morning one of the motorway information signs said SUCK MY BIG FAT COCK I think i's someones last day Now there's someone who hates their job 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tango Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 Had a irate son contact me last night. Seems like someone has knicked his identity and bank account details and is trying to arrange insurance for their car. The first that my son knew about it was a letter from VW Insurance that arrived yesterday. My son contacted his bank and the national fraud line. The reply he got from the fraud line was that identity theft isn't a police reportable crime unless a company or individual has been defrauded of some money! Basically, the police and government don't want to know about that sort of crime, as it's probably something like hard work to find the perpetrators and it doesn't look good on their crime stats! 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted February 4 Author Share Posted February 4 After a weekend of migrating sites I got out for an hour. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Finished buttoning up my clutch on the Donkey, glad I did it now as I had a look at the NSU screws while I was in there and they were loose . 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted February 4 Author Share Posted February 4 Great weather today! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Just cleared off some snow from back deck. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Fed the rodents and birds this morning , only time I ventured outside,it has been a shit day here 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 1 hour ago, XTreme said: Great weather today! Who's playing the Spanish guitar , is it Ivan the barber or have you got another friend 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted February 4 Author Share Posted February 4 12 minutes ago, boboneleg said: Who's playing the Spanish guitar , is it Ivan the barber or have you got another friend I don't have friends.....they're very overrated! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Apart from wasting time trying to get back on here no idea why i bothered lol i visited my parents my mother was 86 on Wednesday and my father was 90 today. my younger brother turned up haven't seen him in a while either. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 3 hours ago, XTreme said: I don't have friends.....they're very overrated! No, it’s because you are ginger and Welsh. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tango Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 17 hours ago, boboneleg said: Finished buttoning up my clutch on the Donkey, glad I did it now as I had a look at the NSU screws while I was in there and they were loose . That's a bit of a regular problem on those, Bob? Can you put any thread lock on them, or is that not a good idea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tango Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 1 member, 2 anonymous, 32 guests? You're being watched! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 Well I've just decided this morning to take a week holiday...one of are employees is on call for a hernia surgery and will be off for a couple of months or so....so it's now or ever...anyway shop is kinda slow after the holidays...does that every year...should pick up again spring time... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted February 5 Author Share Posted February 5 13 minutes ago, Marcel said: hernia surgery and will be off for a couple of months or so... Couple of months? That's pushing it a bit! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 1 minute ago, XTreme said: Couple of months? That's pushing it a bit! I think it's 6 weeks off...but the work we do is physically challenging...example wheels of a half ton can weight close to 100 lbs...we will give him and extra couple of weeks to recover fully.. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 1 hour ago, Tango said: That's a bit of a regular problem on those, Bob? Can you put any thread lock on them, or is that not a good idea? Yes, it's one of the first things you need to do when you get one. I was told by the previous owner that it had beeen done already Anyway, they are loctited and have anti-vibration washers on them now. Post 2017 bikes were done at the factory by Suzuki, it only took them 21 years to sort it out 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 40 F..ing minutes to take out a blown bulb and put in a new one...... Bleeding Pugshites. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YamaHead Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 Gotta get the misses to an exam appointment this afternoon.... might be able to get some tree pruning in before.... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 5 hours ago, Marcel said: I think it's 6 weeks off...but the work we do is physically challenging...example wheels of a half ton can weight close to 100 lbs...we will give him and extra couple of weeks to recover fully.. bit different to @XTreme recovery time .... cause all the cunt does is sit on his arse all day 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 27 minutes ago, Six30 said: bit different to @XTreme recovery time .... cause all the cunt does is sit on his arse all day And post groin shots...what a fucking weirdo... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 12 minutes ago, Marcel said: And post groin shots...what a fucking weirdo... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Skippy Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 On 04/02/2024 at 20:30, XTreme said: I don't have friends.....they're very overrated! You nasty twat. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 Stopped at the garage first thing this morning to grab a baguette to have for breakfast. Stood behind some young woman who had picked up a couple of croissants and wanted to pay for them using her smartphone. Despite repeated attempts to pay resulting in more aggressive tapping of the phone on the machine it didn’t work. I’m hungry and wishing she’d just fuck off but no, now she decides to try every fucking bank card in her purse. None of them worked and I’m proper grumpy now but still managing to resist the temptation to grab her croissants and eat them in front of her. Only when there was no other option she gets some REAL FUCKING MONEY OUT OF HER PURSE TO PAY.….. Still resisting the urge to assault her for her two croissants I had to laugh when the bloke behind me pointed out that my baguette was probably stale by now. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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