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37 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said:

you burst the balloon and either blue or pink glitter falls out but they don't have a gender neutral colour if there was one it would probably be grey

Surely it would be rainbow ?  That's the colour(s) all the oddballs like to adopt isn't it ?

 

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Just now, boboneleg said:

I've offered myself to Tym but he thinks I look like a bus stop .............

 

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Nevermind, Bob, it's on the inside that counts and he'll never find that out!

I hope...

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Just now, Sir Fallsalot said:

Oh that gif is horrible Bob i'm going to have nightmares tonight 

Well that one will stop you popping off for a wank

 

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I don't think it's ok for a guy to interfere with another man's wank. It's quite rude, actually, even if you're the facilitator of the wank itself.

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Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one
    morning.
     
    The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of
    breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him
    what he did to have so much energy.
     
    The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy
    level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
     
    So, on the way home the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking
    around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said "Do you have any Rye
    bread?"
     
    She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?" He said,
    "I want 5 loaves."
     
    She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ... By the time you get to the 3rd loaf,
    it'll be hard"
     
    He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this shit but me."

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On 02/06/2022 at 13:18, boboneleg said:

Did you go to the adventure bike shop ?

Yes. The first time the shop dog hasn't tried to attack me as I left. The haIry beast seems trained to only go for you after you have paid, never before. I reckon they trained it by waving a shop receipt in front of it, then giving it a good kicking straight afterwards.

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