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You do know if you flounce…. You won’t get to heaven .

I would be sad to see you go, I enjoy your content. I think what you post is thought provoking and entertaining. Doesn’t hurt giving Buckster the needle either both of your to and fro interactions are fascinating, to me anyway.

Otto.... I get that your passion is playing bass....but don't give up on 2-Wheelin'! I haven't rode a typical motorcycle for 12 years....& make no mistake about it, there's not a day that goes by that I wish I still could....especially after riding DAILY, year-round for 28+ years. I've learned to work with my New Normal....I rebuilt a 5.0 ltr. V8 from the crank up....finished my XT 600 SuperMoto....& am in the process as I type of finishing an XR 80r....to hand both bikes off to my 27 y/o son @ the end of this month....all with these... My point being, if you enjoyed riding anywhere as much as I do...there's still alternative options to get that 2-Wheelin' Feelin'...that's why I bought my Emtn bike. If you feel your time here is done, that's your prerogative....just don't be a stranger....NO matter what Buck says....lol

No, just going for a coffee and to pay a bill for regular maintenance on Sofia’s Speed Triple. You vulture!

Tomorrow I shall walk Costa, then wash the GS which is still full of sand and filthy from the rainy trip of a few days ago. Then will have lunch and in the afternoon take it to Porto for a coffee and a visit to my mechanic friend.

I think Pete's having a Senior moment....or else he didn't get the memo....'cause this is the 2nd weekend in MAY! Loads of yard work for me....but tonight is date night w/ the Mrs...there will be Tequila involved. Riding will happen at some point as the weather is glorious right now & will be in the 80'sF by tomorrow.

Must be protected by the man fat running out of your arse.

I don't care you gave up your claim to being welsh when you deserted your country just because things were getting a little to hard for you.

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. 'What's the matter, dear' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'. She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up. The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating, I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly. Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do' she replies. The husband pauses The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car' 'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him. The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years' 'I remember that, too' she replied softly. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today."

More Brits chilling out for @Pedro

Agree with above, like your humour too.

I had a brush with fame today, there was a post about a bike that may have belonged to Ago in which the non motorcyclist called him a motorcycle driver, I responded that you don't drive bikes, you ride them, then later I saw an uptick on my remark so I looked to see who sent it, it was the man himself, I did check to see if it was someone who shared his name but it was him, the man, the legend, it was Ago.

So you're a biker, a fascinating person, a scientist who helps Jack Bauer fight bio attacks, a musician, and the only thing you can talk about is attack Jesus?

Weather's good...... .....so I expect to be out on Sunday! What you lot doing?

Tomorrow I’m out on the bike all day .. you losers …. then back to base which should be busy they got some carnival thing going on in the village

Are you having English lessons from Le moose fondler

Looks like an interesting area. Will you stop for pictures, and then write a few sentences to then post on a ride report? I would like to learn more about that area.

Soft twats couldn't through or land a puch to save their lives

Working tonight and Sunday night. Been asked to go on two different rides tomorrow but gotta sleep. May get out on the bike Sunday.

The moose herds?

There are loads of features on those maps you're using

I'll try a different bait next time

Should have bought a Honda my 2016 Africa Twin is still on the original battery

Onions peppers and mushrooms with flank steak.

They are just getting to know each other.

Dog walking on Saturday , no bike riding for me this weekend .Collect my wife from the airport on Sunday . I feckin hate airports ..........

What do you think?

We're always here if you feel differently Mark......cos you don't have to have a bike to be on here.

He will spend eternity with Bruce, Mawsley and Fuckmine.

Got a deep fryer, filled it up with peanut oil, made some chippies.

Let me put it in pictures, so it's easier: Proper race bike for sale: Silly Marketing that sells cruisers:

isn't that a big part of the 100 people who buy this? Looking at it as money wasted for posing, though, I'd rather ride this to the cafe down the street for a beer by the beach than a 210hp ducati with fancy stickers on it. Similar money? Both pointless?

In their defence, they’re probably hitting one of the guys they’re seeing.

He needs to check out those two red bits!

What’s Marcia like? Asking for @XTreme because he’s too shy to ask himself

Don't despair , you can always request photos of his groin from our resident flasher

Yep, unless your racing the V4 Ducati's are pointless as well, especially on UK roads. The thing about the KTM's is that rich twats will buy them for riding along trails and then wonder why they're overheating , stuttering on the throttle or ending up in a ditch

Two and a half times the price of a Kove Rally Pro.

Exactly where I remember it from Dave

Leave him there, the world will be no worse off.

My meager offering to the thread, chicken breast in a garlic, soy, apple cider vinegar, chicken stock and honey sauce with obvious chips and roasted crispy brussel sprouts tossed in a caramelised balsamic vinegar. It hit the spot.

No, Lionel, it's au naturel mate!

Look, Marcel!