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It will do nothing for your reputation if someone asks how did you two meet and your reply is we met on the internet

Can I make it absolutely clear…..we’re meeting up but it’s not a date. Just in case you lot were wondering.

You´re going out for lunch? THAT is what you can call going outside your boundaries, we'll be peeled for developments!

Spending the day with Costa, early morning drive to the forest and walk. Then breakfast and now watching a little tv. His favourite person is away for a while and I’m the next best thing. Also the weather is iffy, don’t feel like going out on the bike at all, yesterday was enough.

Taking the dog on holiday Tuesday , we never took him away before , booked a cabin in some woods , loads of fields for him to run about , noticed in the last year he’s getting old , not moving as quick as he used to , dogs ain’t with us long enough .

had an advisory on the picasso then @XTreme

Curry , yes with nan breads , rice etc Mash, yes with sausages, gravy etc Curry and mash ............. no, no, no

No soy milk at that place?

Oh the shame !! @Buckster (formally known as the man with no camera) has beaten you to it ……

My girl complained I never buy her flowers. I didn’t even know she sells flowers!

That would scare the shit out of him.

welcome to the family

I didn't want curry, can't stand the stuff. You wanted curry and chips. When the 'CHIP SHOP' said they had run out of chips and offered you mash with curry I thought you were going to explode, like he'd suggested riding through a muddy puddle.

What an unpleasant image I now have in my head. Probably going to have nightmares. Thanks for that.

Just you merely bringing it up makes you both to look like you're up to no good in some back street alleyway.. I'd say you're guilty of pete probing

I saw a Z650RS at a dealer last year......that was tiny as well. In reality they're probably the size that bikes were back then.....it's just that we've become accustomed to physically large bikes.

False names and meeting fellas of the net …this is next level shit is what I say .

Not much of a walk today, too mucky to walk down to the river so we just walked local. Nice mural on a local pub ….. and one for @Buckster

Here you go.

I think I’m seeing the light

The curry and mash thing goes back to around 2004 when me and Yen went in a cafe in Carmarthen, We wanted curry......but they had no rice or chips to go with it! So they offered us curry and mash instead!

They will be exchanging man milk.

To be fair, other than the crappy front mudguard, the quality looked good. It's a physically small bike though.

They're weird fuckers Ray.......and obsessed with anal sex for some reason!

Tomorrow when I meet up with @Skippy. Had a few things to do today like getting horse feed from a couple of different suppliers, picking up pellets for the Burner, then had to deal with some bone headed work queries.

We went out while it was still dry, it's due to chuck it down this afternoon. Will you be styling and profiling this weekend ?

socks and sandals isn't normal!

Our neighbours dog at the moment. ......glad I can't hear it, it gets on my wife's nerves.

The way things are at the moment it looks like I will be meeting up with @Skippy tomorrow. No grim scenes of devastation and despair will be visited.......only the restaurant and picnic area in a Natural Park.

Does the poor dog know this is a trap

FFS man what utter BS have you bought into? Or are you a troll? Straight men are the only chosen ones? Actually now I've thought about it you're right there's no way a dangley front tail can possibly be equal to a no tail so let's all limit our lives according to one interpretation of a very old book. I fear you're one of those very bright nut jobs that's losing perspective. Come back. Join the world most humans live in.

It's breakfast... I shared slices of apple with him and then a couple of little bits of cheese.

I just find it hard to believe it's not possible to strike an accord, until I think of my own immediate relations and then I think.. run.. feckin RUN as fast as you can

The boy is home tonight and tomorrow he's gone to a gig with his mum only seen him for 15 minutes and i'm down £20 already and he's brought a load of crap for me to fix FFS

I only ever tell the truth.

Is that from her point of view ?

In that case m'dear I repeat

Not less likely, though. I know that is a serious sad story, but if you drive aggressively and properly heat up your brakes, to then park with the handbrake on you might be tempted to not pull the handbrake very hard to not put too much pressure on an already hot system. What happens is that as brakes cool off stuff starts to contract back to normal size and handbrake pads with pull away a little bit from the "bells" (don't know what you call the hubs, bells?), thus releasing the brakes. I learned about this in the Nurburgring, where after a summer afternoon a few cars parked on top of a downhill meadow found themselves 500m down a grass field.

James is a real person and a groovy one at that. You can imagine how that went down

Is that a real thing? I always thought it was a joke about a random gay sex nickname ...

Definitely none left for you

Sorted. Gotta start warming up my back muscles for the big dig out on Sunday.