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I blame boredom and ive left my matches at the campsite so ive nothing to set my hair on fire with.

As long as it isn’t an Enfield Interceptor, I saw one today, what a bag of shite.

I've rumbled him, it's none of the bikes in the list, they're just a red herring. The clues are all there...."change in situation" " could impact the trajectory of the forum", just had his 90th birthday...............yep, he's getting an outfit! Russia's finest! A Ural and chair!

And so he shouldn't Tymothy .... now go put your bib back on your dribbling soup all down all down your " i love Biden " t shirt.

for fuck sake....

1 was a mistake the other 8 were Xtremes bots.

You’d kill for Nuromol as well

I can see the fat Polish twat sitting in that chair lol

It was a pretty boring race but not boring as this bot

Here you go @Pedro

Quite a few years ago at the same rally I was in my tent boiling a kettle on my gas stove to make a cup of tea before going to sleep. I was kneeling down to do this in the porch of my tent as it wasn't very high. I happened to glance behind me and nearly leapt out of my skin. A bloke called Graham was sitting behind me, I had not even heard him come in. He was wearing a dress (his wife's he claimed), but also had a moustache and a pipe in his mouth. I was a bit weirded out by it all. Anyway, on Friday night a bloke in a long leather coat with a beard came up to me and my friends and said hello. None of us knew who he was, despite his insistence that we knew him and him repeating his name over and over. It was the dress man. The addition of a beard had completely changed how he looked. He is the bloke wearing a monk's robe and glasses sat behind the inflatable doll in one of the pictures above. We made him put his hand over the beard and we all went, 'Oh yeah!!!!'

Is it over yet ????? asking for a friend............

I made it back from the Isle of Wight tranny run bike rally. Stan the Tran was magnificent as usual. The last band on Sunday night had people quietly distributing song lyrics set to the tune of 'Stand By Your Man' to sing to him and his wife as a surprise. STAND BY YOUR STAN was a musical masterpiece. He got a bit tearful, he has had 2 rallies cancelled by Covid etc and lots of trouble getting it going again this year. Apparently a light aircraft's wheels were only a few feet above my head as I drove into rally control which is next to a grass runway. Never heard it with my earplugs in and engine running. I visited a monastery and sat in a church with orange windows on Saturday, the light inside was something else. The monastery and church were built by local bricklayers and builders using cheap Belgian bricks and it was bloody gorgeous inside. I didn't have the heart to whip out a camera as I sat inside quietly taking it all in. The grounds were really nice as well, not even an admission charge to wander around. https://quarrabbey.org/monastery/vocation/a-day-in-the-life-of-a-monk/

Times I've been there.

I'm not going to say either! All will be revealed when I collect it!

I hate it when that happens.

Of course you are Ian............. humour him children ..................

I shudder to think what they would do with your peg leg at that event.

Brilliant @yen_powell, that's a rally with a difference

Given the desperate state of my latest acquisition and the undeniable fun that can be had at someone else’s misfortune or stupidity (the latter in this case) I thought I’d start a thread of woe so you can take the piss properly. Here are a few photos for your amusement. As they say, things can only get better. 🏍🏍🏍🏍🏍

These Jerry Actics dont sleep anyways.

Now if it was me that was getting a new bike it would be a different situation ....but otherwise its For me.

I bet you losers won't be able to sleep until the Mystery Bike is revealed?

oh look a ural

Pete’s next bike and why even he wouldn’t buy a Royal Enfield. Because they are shit.

has the twat said what it is yet ?

It could be on Friday......because the forecast has changed for here and Granada!

It went dancing with some random dude at a NABD rally about 15 years ago

Its almost as amazing as someone who actually checked how many voted

This is some truly bizarre shit! But at least we learned what became of Bruce!

painted today i'll put it back together in the evenings this week

Why? Weren't you aware that this place is full of sad twats?

I never said you were consistant...

and he's very frail

I'm still going for the CRF300L because its cheep to buy and cheep to run and service and we all know your cheep fecker LOL

Wheres Bucksters bike i wanted to vote for that again LOL

If it was from your youth shouldn't they have been like that for 65 years.

I can only aspire to such greatness Bob ………. As for the rest of you, you clearly have no sense of adventure

I’m in awe!