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People who follow culinary rules are daft. They restrict creative cooking and none of the brilliant fusion dishes would exist if everyone slavishly followed rules. If it taste good eat it. Then again if youre going to start putting the cream on the scone before the jam then youre a proper weirdo. Your address will be forwarded to the popo. Good job Aaaaaargh, what is wrong with you?

In Madeira I had Scabbard fish for dinner one evening. It came with rice and salad I think, not too sure because I was too shocked that they slap a banana on top of the fish!

with onions and tomato sauce + chips

My late brother-in-law didn't like tomatoes, but loved pizza. We pointed out the the sauce had tomatoes in it, but apparently they're a different type of tomato!

looking good @Six30

That's you fecked then, no lucky bag for you this month

Stupid assed kid....

More like the English spent their earlier lives grafting whereas the Welsh spent it sat on the sofa watching Twp Turpin and masturbating

Meat and not the kind your usually gagging on

Not bike related but AutoCAD, I never thought I'd prefer it to my drawing board, blue pencil, Rotring ink pen, scalpel, set squares, chalk powder, swishy brush, stencils, compasses, french curves, trammels, scale rules, Letraset, masking tape, magic tape and all the other stuff needed, but it's definitely a labour saver.....until you get a power cut or the server has a turn of course. I must scan my joke Polo Mint Prototype drawing I made and post it up (with notes such as "one in 10,000 mints to be sucked to destruction for testing purposes")

Hey Yen This video has the planes in I was on about Funny, typical old school East End Brits, three piece suits on the beach sunbathing LOL

This is the almost same place as the youtube clip I posted of those nutters riding the Broomway last week, it certainly isn't golden sand, more a sort of sludge.

Think i might have shared this before makes me laugh every time Turn the sound up, sorry @Clive no good for you don't waste your time clicking on it

You'd impress us more if you'd said Beaver was involved!

I tend to agree but i work with a lad that will have brown sauce on his Sunday dinner as well as the gravy

That’s why they cook them …

I went to The Globe Theatre on the south bank in London and watched Taming of the Shrew. It was much easier to follow what was going on watching it rather than reading it, I hated the stuff at school. This actually made me laugh, even when I hadn't a clue what they were talking about at times. I quite fancied the Shrew, she later turned up on TV as Marcus's mother in Plebs and playing a middle aged Barbara Windsor. The best bit about The Globe is even though I had paid the extra and got a seat, I was able to wander down and stand in front of the stage in the poor peoples' area any time I fancied. This was how I missed the knob joke in the wedding scene as it happened whilst I was walking behind some pillars and I couldn't work out what everyone was pointing at. Oh and if it rains you get wet! They work jet aircraft into the dialogue if necessary.

My ex Father in Law in Pwll Trap/St Clears must be knocking 80 plus and is still plumbing and building a few days a week for work, plus whatever he does at home. I should point out that he is of sound English stock (well almost, he's a Brummie), he's showing the locals how to do it. Allan The Gas as he's known locally is unstoppable.

Hows your currency doing the dollar is doomed, $230 worth of lead it takes to sink now? FFS! Thats unreal it used to be almost free to sink.

Just count yourself lucky it's electronically sent to you, you moaning sod. Not that long ago you would have had to get a plane to the UK and queue up in the Post Office with all the other old gits. I remember working out that Tuesdays and Thursdays was pension day in St Clears by the numbers of old twats performing unbelievable car stunts at 10mph and trying to kill or inconvenience me in their search for a big enough parking space near the post office/bank. They all had nearly new small Fords, travelled in married pairs and I suspect were retired English folk rather than local born.

My plastic handlebar cruise control thingie....hated it with a passion at first but i wouldn't be without it now.

I thing "badger" must have very different connotations here...

you fucking idiots... Badgers parade yesterday, been busy

I enjoyed it, tasted like cod to me and I did eat the 'narna' to show willing in front of my young son. I looked it up to see how to spell Scabbard for my last post. I already knew it looked awful in the flesh after seeing one in the fish market in Funchal, looks only a mother could love and a face for radio etc. The health risks were new to me. Toxic metals is pretty standard for most fish these days, it's the parasites that are only removable by surgery if eaten undercooked is the one that frightened me. Despite having huge market value and a strong hold in the typical Southern European diet, several health risks are associated with consumption of the black scabbardish due to the presence of several toxic metals found within the fish, including lead, mercury, and cadmium. Even in very small quantities, these metals can be deadly to humans if consumed. However, according to standards set by the World Health Organization and the Food and Agricultural Organization, as long as the liver is not consumed, no real health risks exist in consuming the black scabbardish in moderation. The levels of toxic metals found in the fish were: Liver: between 2.37 mg/kg and 4.5 mg/kg of mercury found Skin: between 0.36 mg/kg and 0.59 mg/kg of mercury found 0.11 mg/kg of cadmium found Muscle: 0.9 mg/kg mercury found, 0.09 mg/kg maximum cadmium levels found In every sample, the lead found was less than 0.10 mg/kg.[15] Black scabbardfish are known hosts to Anisakis. Eating raw or undercooked black scabbardfish could result in a parasitic infection known as anisakiasis, and the only way this condition can be treated is by removal of the nematodes through endoscopy, or surgery.

I remember back 50 years ago when I was learning to ride on my Vespa, and my enthusiasm outweighed my ability and experience! So I kept binning it. And my worry was that I'd still be doing that 50 years later! You know....like I'd still be completely inept and not know WTF I was doing. But now I don't have to worry.......cos you're doing it for me Dave!

Real men eat cheeseburgers.

WTF do you like?

No it had tomatoes in it i cant stand them but for some reason i like tomato ketchup

YouTube just suggested this one for me.....

Maybe he was out of his depth on a motorcycle forum and being surrounded by real motorcyclists.....so he's joined a Van Forum? After all, you can't blame him for wanting to be with his own kind!

Out in the van?.........or Rennie has locked him in the wardrobe.

We haven't seen @Six30 for a couple of days! Don't worry I'm not sending out a search party! What you say @Clive........you don't think?

My Pension was down €4 this month against the Pound.

certainly it's good on bacon and sausages

I did read a couple of plays, and liked them, but it did take some effort to overcome the language. Some time ago though, maybe dealing with these ancient brits is bringing it back

Probably the same as here, they all want to be YouTubers or influencers or whatever thing is in fashion this week

No......just sipping Babycham and watching Jacob Rees-Mogg speeches!

Thinking about it I probably am! And not that much work goes on by the younger ones TBH.

Have you been reading Shakespeare @Pedro ?

What that it tell about oneself if one thinks that without the obligation of work one bores oneself to death?

It's a good job i don't like curry then

Your going to kill me now, i cant stand rice

Ahh but i like spaghetti but with tomato ketchup on it

try it with chips Pedro you might be suitably impressed

Putting a picture up doesn't make it any clearer I prefer HP brown sauce

Why? I like it with chips!

Which part? Please no put chips with lasagna

no afraid not but its a coastal town there used to be a steam packet ferry running from there to the isle of man but not for a long time a few years ago they tried to reinstate it but it didn't happen and the fishing industry is in the decline there too not many fishing boats left but plenty of caffee's and a large indoor market