Sir Fallsalot Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 48 minutes ago, Otto von Jizzmark said: I’ve never had any time for those drippy women without kids who say “Oh, my dogs are my children.” Keeping a dog off the sofa is not the same skill set as keeping a teenager out of jail. Same here and the ones who have kids are not much better. I found one of our neighbours dogs walking around up the lane from her house, when i took it back and explained where i found it she said i don't understand why it was up there i told it to stay in the garden WTF. It was one of those chihuahua things it had the anger of 10000 wronged men when it was behind it's gate as soon as it was open it would run with it's tail between it's legs, the dog version of a keyboard warrior 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saul Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 15 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: Same here and the ones who have kids are not much better. I found one of our neighbours dogs walking around up the lane from her house, when i took it back and explained where i found it she said i don't understand why it was up there i told it to stay in the garden WTF. It was one of those chihuahua things it had the anger of 10000 wronged men when it was behind it's gate as soon as it was open it would run with it's tail between it's legs, the dog version of a keyboard warrior Fucking hell I have got to clean the coffee off my desk now. That Chihuahua quote is pure gold 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 Shop lifters been in .,, 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saul Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 Just now, Six30 said: Shop lifters been on .,, I can smell that shit from here 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 12 hours ago, Nute said: A litter of frenchie's could be worth 10k, why would they want to abort it? Then again if you are asking for vet advice on FB maybe the owner needs medical help. You are assuming the father is a Frenchie. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 1 hour ago, Otto von Jizzmark said: I’ve never had any time for those drippy women without kids who say “Oh, my dogs are my children.” Keeping a dog off the sofa is not the same skill set as keeping a teenager out of jail. You are so judgmental, those are her furbies. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted April 6 Author Share Posted April 6 The sky is getting very hazy now.....I hope we're not going to get that sand storm. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 16 minutes ago, XTreme said: The sky is getting very hazy now.....I hope we're not going to get that sand storm. Get outside now, maybe it will sand the ginger off. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 24 minutes ago, XTreme said: The sky is getting very hazy now.....I hope we're not going to get that sand storm. Better than "Singing in the Rain" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saul Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 2 minutes ago, Clive said: Better than "Singing in the Rain" Christ that brings back memories, about 15 years ago Cornish Pirates Rugby Team used to run on the pitch to that for every home game. Worked a treat to amp up the crowd. Good Memories. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 6 minutes ago, Otto von Jizzmark said: Just before Christmas we had our lab inspection from SO15, and when they were evaluating our procedures for dealing with unauthorised site access one of them who clearly didn't know much about huskies said "It's good that the dog comes into the office with you - she looks as though she'd scare most people off." Oh yeah - absolutely. Apex predator, that one... I bet you still put allowances on your tax return for your “guard” dog. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 17 minutes ago, Otto von Jizzmark said: We definitely wouldn't get that one past our accountant - last time he was here she licked him half to death and then fell asleep on his feet! Sounds like you need a friendlier accountant. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 14 hours ago, busabeast said: This island has been a sad place since 1940 and our finest hour 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted April 6 Author Share Posted April 6 The sky is really dark now and sand is starting to settle on things. It's not as bad as 2 years ago when it turned the houses orange......yet! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YamaHead Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 Slightly spitting snow this morning... The missus & I are going to a play today @ the Opera house thats here in Elgin....my next door neighbor is the curator of the place. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 1 hour ago, XTreme said: The sky is really dark now and sand is starting to settle on things. It's not as bad as 2 years ago when it turned the houses orange......yet! It must wreck the paintwork on car/bike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 6 minutes ago, busabeast said: It must wreck the paintwork on car/bike It’s dry and very light, almost like flower. It’ll just wash off with no issues. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YamaHead Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 9 minutes ago, busabeast said: It must wreck the paintwork on car/bike Reminds me of when Mt. St. Helens blew in 1980....had a job as a "lot lizard" @ a car dealer back then....washed every car/truck in the lot...then start right over w/ the same routine! ....Job Security @ its best.... Volcanic ash is a bitch-- 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 6 minutes ago, Pedro said: It’s dry and very light, almost like flower. It’ll just wash off with no issues. Maybe so but if the wind is high it'd be like having everything grit blasted. A mobile valeters paradise 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 7 hours ago, Buckster said: You are assuming the father is a Frenchie. Good point, if it got rodgered by a Great Dane that might have rang a few alarm bells. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted April 7 Author Share Posted April 7 The sandstorm is here FFS! 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted April 7 Author Share Posted April 7 Sand covering everything now! Not as bad as 2 years ago but still a fucking mess! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 5 minutes ago, XTreme said: Sand covering everything now! Not as bad as 2 years ago but still a fucking mess! You should be over the moon, everything will be ginger. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 1 hour ago, XTreme said: Sand covering everything now! Not as bad as 2 years ago but still a fucking mess! I feel your pain Pete...we got something similar but it's white...I do and electric blow machine that I can send you...free of charge...not a problem ...and for the others.. it's not a blow job machine you pervert... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 1 hour ago, Buckster said: You should be over the moon, everything will be ginger. I'm sending happy thoughts his way... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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