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1 minute ago, Tango said:

Sounds like Shrek?

My nutsack looks a bit like Shrek. Do you want to see?

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1 minute ago, Buckster said:

My nutsack looks a bit like Shrek. Do you want to see?

It's green? I'll just take your word for it if it is, if that's all the same to you?

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31 minutes ago, Tango said:

It's green? I'll just take your word for it if it is, if that's all the same to you?

Yes it's green...you know I can tell even without my all seeing eyes...  he's not allowed to masterbait due to religious beliefs...the spunk built up in there and turns green...

PS....it is ok to do the deed for the purpose of keeping the prostate healthy...this stuff is made to be expel..not to absorb back in the body...beleive me ..I speak the truth. 

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43 minutes ago, Buckster said:

My nutsack looks a bit like Shrek. Do you want to see?

If it’s green maybe it’s time for penicillin 

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Having a drink now, it’s been a tough week. Tomorrow afternoon I ‘ll be on the GS heading for the hills where I learned to ride the Transalp.

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51 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Another bright day......and supposed to go up to 25c.

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How's the water situation up in them thar hills?...reservoirs full?

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Getting the scoot out!..nipping to Farmfoods, they still take cash!😂...... Fuck Asda. 👍 

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Just now, gymwitch said:

Nearly 2 hours to put new tyres on 🙄 and im still waiting.  I really need the loo too 😫 

That's slow........my local shop take about 10mins per wheel, and they have toilets in the place.....hang in there.

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2 hours ago, Clive said:

Getting the scoot out!..nipping to Farmfoods, they still take cash!😂...... Fuck Asda. 👍 

Had to go in the car.....

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Weird day here today. The Farmers are protesting and have blocked the motorway and major roads, so we noticed a bit more traffic through the village this morning. Anyway, we went across to the hyper Market in Narbonne a while back to get our weekly shopping. They had half the checkouts shut and a lot of security guys patrolling the place. The store itself was pretty quiet compared to normal, so we got our shopping and paid for it pretty quickly and headed home.  The roads were unusually quiet, but we use the back roads to get across there. I'm thinking that the main roads around Narbonne may have been a different story! I'm now waiting for the stories to come in about rioting and cars etc being set alight! 

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11 minutes ago, Clive said:

Empty tank. 😂 

Well I've got a full tank in the Honda!

And despite not leaving the garage for two months it'll fire first press of the button on Sunday.

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1 minute ago, XTreme said:

Well I've got a full tank in the Honda!

And despite not leaving the garage for two months it'll fire first press of the button on Sunday.

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It started 1st jab, but the fuel gauge never moved! 😂 

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1 hour ago, gymwitch said:

Nearly 2 hours to put new tyres on 🙄 and im still waiting.  I really need the loo too 😫 

where is that at  ?

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1 hour ago, Clive said:

It started 1st jab, but the fuel gauge never moved! 😂 

So it's not replenishing itself of fuel just sitting there?

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5 hours ago, Buckster said:

Weathers not bad here but I feel like shite.

It was bloody horrible on Tuesday night up near ayr, thought the truck was going over in that wind.

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