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So, you mugged the kebab delivery lad and now you're trying to flog his bike? Is business that slow?

Just a few pieces of my art work i have pulled from my gallery ... i will add more when opportunities arise...

Yes but its at least a foot and a half away from his shorter stump

I'm glad you are better Pete but couldn't you just have told us rather than another old man groin shot. You're a sick puppy.

Just been out for lesson 4 with my youngest. She is getting better, no spills, no stalls and pulled up smoothly and safely every time. She is chuffed with the progress. Kept the lesson down to 40 minutes which for her seems to be the sweet spot in terms of her concentration at the moment. Did some figures of eight both ways as well big loops but I am more chuffed with the controlled stops. Next steps will be using 2nd gear but I want her to be totally comfortable before we move on. All seems to be snails pace but it is all about confidence with this one. From my point of view I have spent quite a lot of time on the CB125F the last couple of weeks and have to say it is a thoroughly pleasant little thing to live with. Dog slow but that comes with the territory for a bike this size. It does haul our combined weights (over 20 stone) around competently and it's no chore to take her out on the thing.

the mileage on his Audi

My stump isn't in my nether regions and it's not covered in pubes ............

I think he's playing another of his games! Not post for a few days and he's expecting people to ask where he is......like I've banned him or something. Then he turns up again like a returning war hero to save the day!

No wonder we haven't got any female members when the owner just flaunts his nether regions like he's cut his thumb or something ...............

Think yourself lucky that Moose Boy isn't here to demonstrate the superiority of his groin!

There'll be a few on here dusting off their passports!

i only just done it ... dont want sofia to feel left out

voge rally you say.... you telling us something here

just looking at a bike auction ...look at the top box on this fucker

You have kin in Canada?

You clearly have no idea who you’re dealing with here Pedro – when it comes to derailing threads I’m not some rank amateur. On ‘another forum’ I managed to get a thread that started out with someone sharing their Mod 1 pass neatly round to religion via cats, dogs, reptiles, taxidermy, amateur hairdressing, haemorrhoids, anal probes, and the unsuitability of Swarfega as sex lube.

You've shown your stump numerous times!

Getting a doctors appointment is virtually impossible here, luckily i don't get ill enough to need a doctor's attention very often but when i have i just turn up at the doctors and tell them whats wrong and they have seen me within half hour. I've done this three times in the last year and had the same result each time. i think it's to ward off the time wasters and unemployed treating it as a day out.

Just checked onto the online portal for the Health Centre and all the times in the bottom box are available tomorrow. Life in this Third World Country is killing me!

On other news, I seem to have lost my doctor. That’s what you get in Portugal when you don’t get sick very often

Da fuck! It’s just wrong to surprise people like this. I thought you were having another grandchild or a new bike.

No and the adblue issue has come back this morning on way to work so the weekend I'll be back to tell them to keep it and I'll let the finance company know I've given it back because it wasn't as stated in the ad

The King....the early years

It's probably all going to get deleted anyway Fred.......because they've chosen a Marcel thread to have their debate again. And you know what tends to happen to Marcel threads!

Yes, have a few drinks and hop on something with one wheel that accelerates according to your balance!

His artistic style is very similar as can be seen below when comparing to one of his early impressions

Now you mention yes, it's the same model as the wife's, it sticks to the road like glue and is really nice to drive but you feel every little bump and i need a winch to get me out its so low

I have heard that most girls learn to do challenging things in a very different way than boys. The way they see a challenge and learn to conquer it reward a different approach than boys. Doesn’t mean it’s worse or better, but good job on you to get through to her.

Can see that ending up in someones wank bank

I don't want to be pedantic but that was a S-Max

Hello my old friend....

watch and learn bob

DR650? Or something a bit lighter? Voge 300 Rally?

he will never have to put ad blue in again i reckon

I didn't hear a word she said.

You are truly the new Salvador Dali!

Guys, how about getting this back to being a politics a religion free forum? Maybe let it be fun for more than three people?

Good point … I’ll have to get another old van as well

Multi pack at least.

I’ve never seen anything like it! I think it would be a great stag do night out