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No olive oil in there mate……….plenty of porridge though

It’s shit isn’t it, bloody rain all damn day. To make matters worse the road outside my house is at the bottom of a public byway which the electricity folks kindly dug up a few weeks back but made no effort to sort the surface out. Now every time it rains 5 tons of mud and crap washes down onto the road. Need to get myself a dirt bike I guess …

I bet you even have someone to put olive oil on your food don’t you?

Exactly

New mechanisms from Screwfix £15......then I would replace it myself....

Oi !! us poor feckers in the West Country had sleet this morning , that's just not right ..........

What are you trying to say

Juan Cortes does that! Last oilchange I did was on the Strom 4 years ago!

I don't know......maybe playing the buffoon is just a ploy to get hits, which equals more revenue? After all, you can get right to the top in Britain by playing the buffoon! There's definitely an audience for it!

It'd cost £50 for the phone call.

It's pissing it downhere now, hope the shed roof ain't leaking as I have go in there and remove rear shocks from the scoot and clean them, it will pass a bit of time for me, bugger all else to do.

Congratulations to me

That title oughta get Pete's attention.... But to his dismay, my new Mullet is NOT on top of my head.... it's actually the model name of this 2024 CyberBike eMtB I treated myself to just before Christmas. Most Emtb's crank around 85nm of torque as a typical spec....this gem puts out 130nm of torque....it get's right with the program! It comes with a 29" front wheel while the rear is a 27.5".....so, following dirtbike type geometry more & more. I had to cough up an extra $348 for an electronic LH shifter, which I should have early next week. Then I can finish off stream-lining the handlebar to make it a bit easier to operate w/ my hook. With 4-piston hydraulic calipers @ both ends....anodised hubs, 34mm fork, & a 1x10 gearset....there won't be much of anyplace this beast can't tackle. Better brakes than all 25 motorcycles I've owned! Thing'll stop as well as it goes... It even came with tools to finish the assembly process. It has 5 pedal-assist levels that can also be operated with a LH thumb throttle....so I should be able to ride UP my steep driveway....sitting down on the saddle.

Is that a euphemism ?

We have been having those for four months.

Snowed again last night....just a dusting though. Gonna try & sort out the new ride this weekend.

Where you've been......on remand?

It is easier than doing a oil and filter change on a Honda......

Replacing it myself is not an option on my watch! The wife used to do shit like that but that's too much for her now with her arthritis!

I find him very annoying and lacking in any technical department. He constantly quotes wrong stats on bikes. Did'nt he ride back from France on one cylinder when the plug cap fell off. On another occasion the same thing happened and he went to remove the spark plug and realised he hadn't packed the ratchet arm? I wouldn't admit to it let alone film it! He seems to have a lot of followers so good for him but not for me, a posh boy with little common sense.

You always had an eye for the part worns Dave!

No, it looks like the souls are worn out through trying to stop with his feet down.

yeah no work for me again today it's raining again , lucky i was working yesterday

This Winter seems to have gone on forever Clive!

what can we learn from this ? #bigtopboxesareshite

Weather's not that good...... ......and I've got a site to build as well. Hopefully I can get out for a while tomorrow though! What about you lot?

Seem to remember something about 30+ hrs.

£20 you fucking Lemon

Hailing, raining, cold and wet. Did fuck all, played Minecraft with my youngest and watched Youtube.

As a company we charge £50/h for an engineer £45/h for a supervisor £40/h for a electrician and £35 for a labourer but we don't do an hour we do half day minimum, we are a specialist company though and don't do house bashing. I think a one man band outfit would charge about the same as what you paid if you could find a reliable one that is

Nah……….that rain can fuck right off

Fuckmine, that's one hell of an ugly bike .

I called Domingo the plumber at 10am and he just came round to replace the upstairs toilet mechanism and repair the downstairs one! It cost €50 (£42).......how much in Britain these days for that cos I can remember plumbers charging silly prices?

Annual leave mate, I had to get it all in before the end of the financial year. I go back to work 16th March.

yes try again next week

Fun pass time........not

Don't mind the cool weather, its the rain that spoils things....April showers next.

Forecast for the weekend is crap, doubt much will be happening here. Just hope the weather improves for next weekend, going on a adventure

The rider's spend their wedge all on the bike and can't afford the matching boots.

I am on leave from work so got plenty of time on my hands.

You got two, big day for you is it?

Philistines.

It’s landed, so you admit this is on the moon?