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Seen in a bar toilet this weekend, had to get a picture. Also, I was standing in a darkened toilet at the urinal minding my own business when the huge bloke next to me says, "Have you got it in yet, I've managed it a few times tonight?" It was only on a different night when the lights were working properly I realise that I may have over reacted to his comment. Again I took another picture.

Probably still going, so he's right

Or an aluminum baseball bat to the shins - gives that really nice "pting!" sound.

You watched a Tarantino film yesterday?

I told you not to get it! I've seen enough examples of fucked up old bikes due to Lazy Dago ownership. They don't look after bikes the way we do! I remember back around 2006/7 I was talking to a guy in a petrol station who had a CB250......he'd bought it new about 10 years before. The thing had done about 20k kms, the chain was bone dry and hanging, so I asked him when he'd changed the oil last. He looked at me confused and said the bike had oil in it when it was new and you could still see it in the oil window......so why would he want to change it?

Today……….I agreed the sale of my DR600S. Good fucking riddance, it’s broken me emotionally and cost me a pretty packet to ride about 150 klms in a year. Needless to say I’ve lost plenty of money on this piece of shit. Never again will I buy a ‘classic’ bike with ‘character’…………. Mind you, there is a tidy looking Dominator for sale locally.

Just beat her parents up in front of her … don’t even say hello to em , just get your mrs to fly in with a couple of quick head butts and when they hit the floor you run in and start kicking em in the face

That's rough @Marcel , Pete was married to two of them. The one on the left is the nutter who stabbed him .............

Rode the 42 miles up to Bude bike night with some mates tonight. Bob with his 1979 Norton Commando, Andy with his Triumph Scrambler and Martin with his Guzzi V85T. About a 100 bikes or so there and about 10 trikes of differing types. A lot of Triumphs.

I bloody love my dominator but that fuckin carb is going to meet a hammer soon.

Seems to me they might be in the same boat as you, trying to offload her but tied into the drama.

We had this behemoth in today, when you’re sat on it the tank is almost as wide as the handlebars

This guy died this week (RIP) , I used to love this record when I was a kid ....................

You can't count the flu and covid as every grandad can't stay away but totally agree with Fred on the other. My brother let the rope out with his kids and it winds me up big time the way they treat him. I'm not saying this is your doing Pete but if you're not around other influences soon take over.

Best thing i done was ditch the CV carb on mine for a flat slide, plus you get a nice whistle from the throttle slide as you pull away now sounds cool. Only down side is i bought the carb throttle and cable all together and i have no idea what throttle cable will fit it as a replacement when it finally goes

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, I'm not going to say I told you so but ...................

Well once they've left tomorrow they're on their own! We estimate that we've forked out between 5 and 6K on them in the last year! I could have got a CRF300L or two private Hernia repairs for that.

That's the questions, innit? If he can flat foot the 650 of choice, then it should be a great starter bike.

Needs an engine sticking out to the sides to balance the tank

Don’t get a Honda.

Hoping to get off with a caution?

She had the right idea, now he has a Honda he just gets stabbed in the ass.

Got an interview at 11:00am. Fingers and everything else crossed.

Hi Russell.....good to see you! Quite a few of us here have been through the divorce thing over the years.......it's just the way life turns out sometimes.

Think of all the energy I've saved since I stopped washing my bikes/pants in 1997.

Been assembling this today. Although I seem to put some parts on and then take them off again to get a pipe or bolt in.

I went with my mate today as he is after another bike. Specifically a Yamaha XS 650 US Custom. First one we looked at was dog rough and pissing oil, for £2.5k. Not the right one. The second one was a much better prospect only 16,000 miles really tidy original Damerells bike owned by a retired Damerells mechanic. That was spot on but £4k. If it was my money that would have been the one but my mate was undecided. The same chap also had a XS1100 with 300 miles on it. An XS750, an XS1-B and a 1981 DT175. All immaculate and for sale from his own collection. Wish I could have got some photos to show but the chap wasn’t keen to have them shared around so I respected his wishes. Anyway after that we headed to Damerells for a cuppa and sandwich. I got chatting to a chap who has just ordered a new Yellow Hornet today for August delivery. Anyway Damerells was low on stock but it is silly season. The line of sold bikes was long. Saw a nice Harris Yamaha outside Damerells, believe it had a R1 motor but not entirely sure. I have also come to the conclusion that Damerells is a sort of day care centre for silly old fuckers with too much time on their hands And before anyone says I do resemble that remark and my mate is 8 years my senior

Especially after posting it's faults all over face book

I was going through that this time last year! But at least I got all my money back! That poor fucker is going to lose a mint part-exing that!

Seen this on a Facebook group and thought this might cheer you up Pete i know how much you liked your BM LOL

Yeah that CB1100 caught my eye to. Very nice

Great pics Saul......I love the CB1100 there! Nice XT500 too.

And if they didn't make me think of this

one on the right looks like shes in the middle of a stroke

@Buckster would

I wanted to use the funny emoji but it's just as sad as it is funny, i know it's your family Pete but i have to say this fucking freeloading twats

no , but i have started watching this...

I can see the practical side of those fairings but the bikes would look so much better without them.

I'd forgotten about this till he appeared in todays' paper.

It all finishes tomorrow!

9AM this morning we were at the supermarket doing the weekly shop......then the Fat Cunt wobbles in. As usual she totally blanks us. 11AM I get a call from my boy saying that the dull fucker had locked herself out of the house! Quite ironic considering that she refused to give us our son's keys last week because we might let ourselves in uninvited. So we had to drive to Paco's to get the spare keys for her to get in......then he gave us the wrong keys so we had to go back again. Finally we got her into the flat! We're supposed to meet her parents tomorrow morning.......I wanted just the four of us. No Fatty. But apparently she's going to be there with the kids, probably as an insurance that I don't tell her parents the truth in case it might get nasty with the children there. But It ain't over......she's going to be nailed to the fucking wheel. Unfortunately it looks like I might have to wait a bit little longer to do it.......unless something happens to kick it off tomorrow of course! Because the thing is, we don't know what lies she may have told her parents about us! And whether they're coming in with bad intentions! So watch this space!

Are they doing a rendition of Macbeth then?

They already have plenty of cunts going.

I'm a little surprised that I still haven't recieved my invitation to the coronation yet...

I washed 3 bikes when i got home from the ride last night, it took ages and i didn't do a great job hated every minute of it

I have never voted they are all twats