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the atmosphere at home is electric at the mo, one of the twins passed her driving licence theory test missing a 100% score by just one point whilst the other one flunked it! ( lazy cow didn't think she'd need to actually work for it and learn stuff...) so she's 30€ out of pocket cos I said I'll pay for the one they pass. she's also just twigged that I'm only supplying 1 vehicle and her sister's looking like getting there first...

Motorcycle riders.net

and a jobie.

Puch 50 (Field bike) Vespa Douglas 125 (never ran never on the road) Yamaha FSIE Suzuki AP50 Suzuki ER100 Suzuki TS185 Suzuki TS250 Suzuki ER185 Yamaha DT175 Honda CB250 G5 Honda CB250 Superdream Honda CB400 Superdream Suzuki GS425 Suzuki SP370 Yamaha RD250E Yamaha RD400D Yamaha XS750 Triumph T140 750 Silver Jubilee. (Absolute pig of a bike, not sure it ever ran right in my ownership) Honda CB900 Fireblade 1993 (Meh! discovered I don't like Egg Shagging sports bikes) BMW R65 BMW R100RS (1978, the one to have, and the one that got away, I will always regret selling it) BMW K100RS Sukida SK125 (Bike in a box Chinese CG125 Clone) Royal Enfield Himalayan Projects: 1977 CZ 125 Silver Jubilee In the shed waiting for some attention 2012 Lexmoto 125 Scooter in the garden waiting for the scrap man. I am sure I have missed some out as I was always changing and swapping around when I was younger.

They’ve got to spend all your taxes on something

Just got back from the Town Hall......had to renew the wife's digital signature that allows our accountant to process all tax payments digitally. Very palatial building!

Rayleigh Runabout Puch Maxi Honda CD175 Yamaha RD350B Triumph Bonneville T120V Honda CB175 (my runabout when the Bonnie was off the road, which was quite often!) Yamaha XS1100 Honda CBX1000 (I was looking after it whilst my mate was on a ban!) Yamaha XS650C BMW R100/7 Suzuki TS185 (I'd just bought my first house and was skint!) Triumph Trophy 900 Triumph Speed 4 Triumph Sprint ST1050 Triumph Speed Triple 1050 Honda CB500X Triumph Street Scrambler 900 That's it to date I think.

I knew it. Bloke next door moved to Australia, he's got a visa on account of his wife being invited to go work for a big firm there, he's traded his Elise with a big V8 Ute to go all Australian. I knew it was a fake, poor dude is probably living in his basement instead

Costa, exercising his puppy eyes and bringing cuteness to the food thread:

I had a XT500 years ago that I rode around for a couple of months until my mate passed his test. I also had a CCM450GP in my garage for a couple of months. I only rode it twice , the second time was to confirm to myself that it was as shit as I thought the first time I rode it

Same here, thought i better check the marmite wagon as it hasn't been started for a long time as i thought battery is flat so go to charge it but the bonnet is frozen shut so that can wait until tomorrow

Sharks Spotted off the coast of Turkey

phew... I thought it was just me. Honda melody Honda CM 125 Yamaha xj650 Yamaha xj900 Honda xlv600 ( Transalp to the incult amongst you) Triumph tiger 800xc. over the the last 35 years

well DUH! obviously!

Ordered a new sleep mat today, I was going to get one from Kilos Gear where my chair came from but the one they do is 5cm shorter than I wanted, I was recommended to one on Amazon that goes for only £35 so I thought for that I will take a punt, in the end it had a discount on it so got it for £28. The one I really like is £250 and I will not be surprised if I end up with one of those in the long term but let’s see what this budget option is like.

Abandoned?

They drive around in vans.

-2 at 10AM and car covered in ice! FFS!

Will it though, just some underpaid wage slave will have to deal with it and clean it up, Barclays won't give a monkeys either way. and they will still have Slowleys money.

My list is comparatively small in my 20 years as a rider. Honda cg125 Kawasaki eliminator 125 Suzuki gs550es Yamaha yzfr125 Kawasaki zx6r j1 Kawasaki zx6r a1p Aprilia rsv mille race bike Suzuki hayabusa 8 bikes in 20 years isn't bad

It was really cold this morning, so cold that when walking down the street I saw a socialist with his hands in his own pockets!

Zzzak is a fake anyway. See here.

Can't see how you could remain customer with a bank that does that. I am sorry though, makes use feel fragile to think our money isn't safe.

Wish it wasn’t the first time I’d heard it. Didn’t really feel like it was my money anyway cos my Dad gave it to me so I thought I should look after it, hence paying £8.50 for their care. I’m not with your solicitor on this one, no he won’t make a profit but cos it’s personal, the banking ombudsman will be called in early.

Marcel's list of rides ................. Georgette Desiree Susan Marion Sean

Ignore their lunch recommendation. No "home-made food" place will have good vegetarian lasagna and good fish and good duck rice, never been there but I'll guide you around if you ever come through these parts!

I think you could be right………so now I’m going senile as well

I'm getting a feeling of deja vu ................

Banking bastards update before I get back to trying to catch up on all the time wasted on Barclays twats. Their official version is simply that as I hadn't updated my details they closed the account. Their story varied wildly depending on who you were talking to but a common theme was they were changing the way they ran the business accounts and as they had asked me to update my details and I had not responded they moved my money out and closed it. I believe hoping they'd never hear from me again and would keep the money as the last time I'd logged onto the main website was April last year. As they suspended access I couldn't see the latest account statements, all I could see was the money had been removed from my account and payed to 'Ntc Project' and commission payments to 'Gadbrook Park' which mean nothing to me other than a scammer had taken the money. I asked how exactly they had tried to contact me and they said they had written (utter bullshit, in fact I received a statement in the post today that goes up to the 13th Jan showing a healthy balance and no problems. If I hadn't been checking another account on their app and noticed it was missing I'd still be none the wiser. Not a phone call, letter, text or message via their banking app to say there's a problem or they're closing the account. But they will give me my money in the form of a cheque in the post, it will just take weeks! I'd guess they are shutting business accounts that are not profitable enough, when I opened it the account was far more generously structured than they are now, plus it was a dormant account apart from small savings so they chopped it. The reason the account was dormant is because Barclays fuck people over and behave poorly so we moved to Handlesbanken who charge more but behave properly. One day I'll tell you the story of the Barclays business manager who took £250,000 off Mr Slowly's dad and said "you'll be getting that back over my dead body" Had to go to court to recoup that. Then they had the bare face cheek to invite me multiple times to open another account. What absolute cunts.

i had flying lesson as well few years back... only went once ... it made my arms ache.

I wanted to have flying lessons this year, but last time when I got cold and turned the fan off all the other people in the helicopter started shouting at me...

Bugger....I forgot my Raleigh Wisp....I will add it later.

Todays lesson … how to put your bike on a paddock stand .. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYeBvuVw/

In context, Socialist in Portugal doesn't mean the same as in the UK or US.

Jobie through the letterbox time.

If it was straight forward fraud I’d stand more chance of a recoup than against a bank.

That sucks big time! I have been the victim of fraud a couple of times, both times I found out because my bank called me within minutes telling me they solved the issue, refunded the expense and called me to say not to worry. This might not be of much help to you, but even so it serves to say it's not always bad.

He's busy shagging someone off the internet ................

I’m not proud of my bike buying Tourette’s ……….mind you I thought I had a problem but seeing @XTreme’s list I feel less guilty.

Lambretta LD 125 Lambretta GT200 Yamaha RD200 Kawasaki GPZ305 Suzuki GT 550 x 2 Kawasaki GPZ500 Kawasaki ZZR600 Honda VFR 750 Honda CBR1000f Honda CB 750f2n Yamaha Majesty 250 Yamaha T Max 500 Mk1 Yamaha T Max 500 Mk2 CFMOTO 650 Tr Yamaha Majesty 250 Triumph Tiger 885 (Bruce's bike) Piaggio X9 500 Daelim S3 Advance 250. Think they are somewhere in the right order. Poor show compared to @Skippy & @XTreme,simpressive list.

This just about sums up my feelings; The Amazon River runs for thousands of miles. At some points it runs through areas of rain forest that are almost untouched and have been barely explored. Because of the porous limestone in these areas, the river water leaks in through the stone and travels deep into the earth, and forms underground pools almost a mile below the surface. Over thousands of years, small blind transparent fish have lived and evolved in these pools. These fish have never seen the sun or surface and have never been seen by the human eye. These fish care more about this than I do.

install "electric" blamkets

I planted tens of mint plants on my garden. it’s open war against weeds.