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He'll need to learn how to dodge puddles ......................

I would say go and see the hills and the desert, but maybe pack a lunch and do it solo

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMFMqabpQ/ heres one of em

I'd say he shouldn't bring any sheep as any kind of piece offering what with you hailing from Walesland otherwise he may see a side to you he wishes he didn't, apart from that he should lead you to a few puddles and watch as you have a coronary at the thought of having to go through it.

Needs updating, apparently the latest east end thing is stabbing other parents with a screw driver whilst waiting to pick up the kids from infants school. Next parents' evening should be interesting.

You caaaaaaaant ️️️️️️️️

Because we nearly let the gas board dig some more stiffs up very close to the same location we all had to have a lesson from the museum of London on why the bodies were so important and why we could go to prison if we fuck up again. The grave yard around the old monastery and Christ Church (St Katherine's Hospital, hence 'Spitalfield name nowadays) contains people over a very long time period, but more importantly the very poor corpses all the way up to the very rich corpses, so analysis can teach a lot more about life in the past than just looking at one particular group of people. The ones still to be looked at are under a large protective concrete slab, so that in the future when even better methods of analysis are available they can be exhumed and studied in even more detail.

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?" " Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly. "OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?" The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don't know shit?" And then she went back to reading her book.

Good one today, stored bodies from crypt of Christ Church (plus gold false teeth) https://spitalfieldslife.com/2022/10/17/dr-margaret-clegg-keeper-of-human-remains-x/

All single … eat shite all the time cause they not got a women to cook proper food for em

Wouldn’t of been either of the two Harley clowns on here .. that was a women on the back

no just set my phone to Monochrome and snap away you stirring fucker

The pitter patter of tiny feet.

what about a shut down then do re run g2 bn clean up followed by a multi upturn regen ?

There Pedro that's what it should have said, it is wales after all

Well I suppose nobody wants to get lumbered with a down and out corpse!

They wear a better quality of shroud and wood.

If there's puddles it won't be happening!

Looks like a nice ride, but by your words it seems like the police out there has nothing better to do on a Sunday than catch offroaders, which is a good sign though, as proper criminals are probably asleep on a sunday morning.

As always, judging from a picture I could ride up there on the GS avoiding the rocks going up the left.

Cadwell Park.

Not out for long.......from early this morning I was working......and now I've got to go and pick up the boys!

For @Slowlycatchymonkey and @Saul

Cos this Saturday I'm due to meet up with that Cockney Slag @Skippy I'm going to need a fucking interpreter if he starts his "apples and pears" and "where's me washboard" banter! And I hope to fucking God he ain't wearing his gay Golfing clobber! So any advice for him @Pedro......other than "don't go"?

I was planning on going out yesterday but after getting everything ready to go it started to rain but not just any rain this was biblical so knocked it on the head and ended up going out to go today instead, It was a bit foggy this morning when i got up so i waited until it lifted before heading out which was a mistake as i would have had a great view of a see of fog from up on my mountain this morning almost all gone when i got up there From here was an encounter with the plod, at the end of the track was a plod car waiting with a WPC in it alone, i was going to say she pulled me over but when i saw her i stopped for a chat she was stunning She was part of a team looking for illegal off roading in hotspots around the area, i educated her in what was legal to ride and what wasn't got to say she looked very vulnerable up there all on her own. I decided to skip the next mountain road as it wasn't exactly legal and that was bound to be an area the pigs were covering. A view a few valleys over looking towards Twmbarlwm And as requested by grasshopper, i am trying to smile but the soup strainer is hiding it and the sun is in my eyes making me squint LOL Down the lane a bit, its an old broken tarmac road covered in autumn leaves making things quite slippery can you see the lovely autumn colours That brought me out by these critters fuckers setting himself up to spit at me I'm sure. The mountain opposite is covered in beautiful autumn colours Stopped for some fuel in crosskeys always put super unleaded in the bike picked up the pump and notice how expensive it is, that's dearer than diesel i thought then checked and realised it is fucking diesel it was supreme diesel not super unleaded luckily i only put a litre in before i spotted it. The next lane the trees here were covered in a lovely rich green moss and the sun lit up the green tree canopy can you see it The paved roads were also a bit slippery today with the wet mud and leaves on them Wentwood reservoir is still empty but this hasn't been used for drinking water for over 20 years its more of a leisure lake Their not going to be doing any water sports on this one though. Stopped here because a dear ran across my path no big deal for some of you but a very rare sight here, i could see it watching me from a distance in the woods but phone camera was not good enough to zoom in on it It got a bit tricky further down missed the left hand line in the photo and ended up walking the bike down this as the rock was so slippery At the end of this lane was a carving of what looked like a man clubbing a bull it was larger than life in size, couldn't see anyone about to ask if i could enter to take a better photo there will be a next time On the way to the next lane i got stopped by the police again as you have to pass plod HQ in Mamhilad i could see the pair of twats looking as i passed the entrance sure enough they followed me and then switched on the blues, the two coppers seemed quite disappointed i pulled over for them, they were nice enough and let me know my number plate wasn't supposed to be dirty or point at the sky and sent me on my way, i didn't let them know I've been told that before LOL This tree was just high enough to get the handlebars under the floor was covered in what looked like sea urchins i'd stopped below a conker tree Last off tarmac stretch before heading home not quite legal up here anymore probably been over 5 years since i last rode it Back to Aberbeeg this is one steep hill doesn't look it in the photo though A bit further down looking over to Aberbeeg lots of colour on the trees now Last time i was out blackwood way i spotted this old bridge from the bypass so thought i'd have a look today It an abandoned railway bridge Just had a gentle road ride back from here and over my mountain of course to get home, a nice day out seen plenty of wildlife including a buzzard flying in front of me dropping the Pidgeon he had for his dinner things like that make me want a go pro.

my safari program has crashed and burned, wtf? chrome just shut down on its own too, might be awhile before i can fix this.

I’m not too worried, after all it’s only gay if you push back.

If it works it sure aint stupid.

Well if I can't stir the pot then what can I do

They exhumed nearly a thousand bodies and then analysed them? They must have fucking stunk! Bet you're gutted you didn't get that gig Yen?

Why are so many Harley twats fat as fuck?

True story: a transgender now woman was put into female prison in Portugal, demanded that she would only have her body inspected at “check in” by women officers, “like herself”! All the female guards refused to inspect what to them is a dude, so they were stuck like that for quite some time, not sure if more than a day. Seems to me that prison is a little bit too democratic on all accounts.

One liner of the week I'd say!

Fucking photoshop when i was in Spain nothing was green at all everything was brown

Gay

I just got back from a ride to an active volcano. Bike of the month photo if there ever was one.

I agree!

Oh f*ck off, Bristolians rule ok , all you Welsh and English can go f*ck yourselves

Top Man! You can join the top table with me, @Sir Fallsalot, @Specs, and @Renegade.

I am a Cornish Celt. I know this may trigger some, but diversity in the UK is not just about skin colour, and just a brief historical look into British history can be illuminating if anyone is interested. Just imagine telling a Welsh person they were not Celtic and just English really, we get that sort of abuse regularly. Not that I think there is anything wrong with being English its just I do not believe myself to be.

I'll bet they are all around you, they just don't talk about what they've done in their lives unless asked directly or something happens to make them speak about it. The quiet man collecting glasses in the local pub could be a Spanish civil war hero or villain.