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He'll need to learn how to dodge puddles ......................

I would say go and see the hills and the desert, but maybe pack a lunch and do it solo

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMFMqabpQ/ heres one of em

I'd say he shouldn't bring any sheep as any kind of piece offering what with you hailing from Walesland otherwise he may see a side to you he wishes he didn't, apart from that he should lead you to a few puddles and watch as you have a coronary at the thought of having to go through it.

Needs updating, apparently the latest east end thing is stabbing other parents with a screw driver whilst waiting to pick up the kids from infants school. Next parents' evening should be interesting.

You caaaaaaaant ️️️️️️️️

Because we nearly let the gas board dig some more stiffs up very close to the same location we all had to have a lesson from the museum of London on why the bodies were so important and why we could go to prison if we fuck up again. The grave yard around the old monastery and Christ Church (St Katherine's Hospital, hence 'Spitalfield name nowadays) contains people over a very long time period, but more importantly the very poor corpses all the way up to the very rich corpses, so analysis can teach a lot more about life in the past than just looking at one particular group of people. The ones still to be looked at are under a large protective concrete slab, so that in the future when even better methods of analysis are available they can be exhumed and studied in even more detail.

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?" " Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly. "OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?" The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don't know shit?" And then she went back to reading her book.

Good one today, stored bodies from crypt of Christ Church (plus gold false teeth) https://spitalfieldslife.com/2022/10/17/dr-margaret-clegg-keeper-of-human-remains-x/

All single … eat shite all the time cause they not got a women to cook proper food for em

Wouldn’t of been either of the two Harley clowns on here .. that was a women on the back

The pitter patter of tiny feet.

what about a shut down then do re run g2 bn clean up followed by a multi upturn regen ?

Well I suppose nobody wants to get lumbered with a down and out corpse!

They wear a better quality of shroud and wood.

If there's puddles it won't be happening!

Cadwell Park.

Not out for long.......from early this morning I was working......and now I've got to go and pick up the boys!

For @Slowlycatchymonkey and @Saul

Cos this Saturday I'm due to meet up with that Cockney Slag @Skippy I'm going to need a fucking interpreter if he starts his "apples and pears" and "where's me washboard" banter! And I hope to fucking God he ain't wearing his gay Golfing clobber! So any advice for him @Pedro......other than "don't go"?

my safari program has crashed and burned, wtf? chrome just shut down on its own too, might be awhile before i can fix this.

I’m not too worried, after all it’s only gay if you push back.

If it works it sure aint stupid.

They exhumed nearly a thousand bodies and then analysed them? They must have fucking stunk! Bet you're gutted you didn't get that gig Yen?

Why are so many Harley twats fat as fuck?

True story: a transgender now woman was put into female prison in Portugal, demanded that she would only have her body inspected at “check in” by women officers, “like herself”! All the female guards refused to inspect what to them is a dude, so they were stuck like that for quite some time, not sure if more than a day. Seems to me that prison is a little bit too democratic on all accounts.

One liner of the week I'd say!

Fucking photoshop when i was in Spain nothing was green at all everything was brown

Gay

I just got back from a ride to an active volcano. Bike of the month photo if there ever was one.

Cannot get near enough to the track to take decent pics with the phone, but a lovely day. Warm and hardly a cloud in the sky.....enjoyed the ride out, hope for a good ride back.

I agree!

Oh f*ck off, Bristolians rule ok , all you Welsh and English can go f*ck yourselves

Top Man! You can join the top table with me, @Sir Fallsalot, @Specs, and @Renegade.

I am a Cornish Celt. I know this may trigger some, but diversity in the UK is not just about skin colour, and just a brief historical look into British history can be illuminating if anyone is interested. Just imagine telling a Welsh person they were not Celtic and just English really, we get that sort of abuse regularly. Not that I think there is anything wrong with being English its just I do not believe myself to be.

I'll bet they are all around you, they just don't talk about what they've done in their lives unless asked directly or something happens to make them speak about it. The quiet man collecting glasses in the local pub could be a Spanish civil war hero or villain.