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Don’t you like talking yanky then … it’s not a big vocabulary…. Just things like … ” I just gotta tell you “ me me me … jelly doughnuts Extra large with all the toppings whats a sugar free drink ?

End of May/start of June my plan is to meet up in Zaragoza with a couple of mates from the UK. They’re taking three days to get there but I can do it in one so that’s a good deal for me. From there, the plan is to head west across the top of Spain, taking the smaller roads and just explore with no set plans. We’ll have about six days together and then they’ll get the ferry back to the UK from Bilbao while I head south to home.

"education is important... opening the pub is importanter!"

Im with xtreme on this one. Being on here is proof enough we’re not smart

We've got smart people here?

Sleeping bag is on its way....hunt for a centre stand and im good to go

And that's why you're an ugly twat as my insults hit you smack on the face

Ground beef to The Virgin Mary.......and we're still on the first page!

This is why i watch my weight being stupid and fat gets me what?

That’s because they know he can’t bite them.

That’s because you are a short arse.

Let Tim drive.

How come my engrish hasnt gotton any better after how many decades chatting with y;all? Serious poor english instruckters "you" are.

There are over 4000 recognised religions in the world. Im sure one of those Hells must be a laugh?

I don't think he's ever got over Buck beating him for TOTY!

He wants to take control of the country and all it's assets......so leaving as much intact as possible is in his interests. Same goes for Poland and the other former Soviet satellite countries. If he does go nuclear then the US, and to a lesser extent the UK, will be his targets.

if he is asking them for help , could be a sign he is not going to use his nukes ?? not on Ukraine any way.

Just taking to my boy in Poland......some of the people he knows in work are starting to make plans for what they're going to do if it kicks off. It seems that heading for Germany is what most of them are thinking. Just seen reports that US military are loading a huge number of vehicles tonight in Rzeszow, Poland......which is around 60 miles from Ukraine border.

Methanes is lighter than air so that all goes your way too

You are the one walking around in the fart zone, all that methane can’t be good for you.

If one missile goes over that border then it's going to kick off!

Heavy casualties there, and possibly NATO instructors working.

Oxygen deprivation causes confusion. I guess the airs pretty thin up there.

Morning , can I get a “praise the lord “

You're getting there Colette!

Centre stand is now on its way

I went to Hamilton today just south of Glasgow and picked up some gloves from J&S Accessories. I saw a lot of bikes out today which makes a change. We saw highly exotic temperatures as much as 12C.

I would advise my table as it's ikea pine tree, my parent's glass one might be of hard diggestion

You're more than welcome, mate. We're about 20 minutes from Capestang.

Tomorrow I'm heading to the other side of Pai to try a trail which is supposed to run along close to the Myanmar border. If we succeed we get to eat pizza in Pai, if we don't succeed we get to sleep on the mountain again. Should be good. KLX230 and CRF450RL. Here's hoping my clutch holds out this time - but we've got the two rope just in case

When was i on Guam for $20 Alex....priest sent me and 3 other boys into church to pray for our sinners, while i sat there i looked up and said the virgin mary statue moved, the other kids agreed of course why not and went and told the priest, next thing i know they are carrying her statue around the streets of Agana and the whole island is in the parade. Just one more reason to keep your mouth shut in church. True story.

Its not my fault the English are tied to sentence structure and proper grammars' Goth forbid you made up a new word definitions like we did with "Cool" and your Brit fav to slag about, "Gay"

It's Tym, there's no telling what the true subject is................

Not so much that......though obviously he's concerned. It's more the way that the country has gone in recent years as I understand it.

Tellum i said Texas called they need cowboys.

Apparently he wants to bale out of Poland first chance he has!

I used to work with a driver called Dave Watts, he wouldn't beleive me that he had a song with his name until I lent him my cassette album

Prefer this to the original

Marriott was the best to ever come out of Britain.