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  1. Tea would not have any effect on Putin, the man's a total nut job. You'd have to go all out and add chocolate hob nobs and possibly even break out the big guns, the fruit cake.
    6 points
  2. 5 points
  3. hang on ..... is that @Buckster and the Harley .
    4 points
  4. 4 points
  5. We should all pose ike that and post pics, maybe make a calender for 2023
    4 points
  6. WTF kind of current do ya;ll pull i have a dualit kettle and the cord is as thick as a 220 line over here, we run 110 in the wall sockets i need an adapter, then the light s dim when it goes on. Makes hot fucking water it does.
    3 points
  7. Yep it’s a kicker mate. I’ll go and see what it’s like, it might be okay but we’ll see.
    3 points
  8. Wikipedia says you're a Cunt Dave!
    3 points
  9. It won’t explode, radiation is limited to how far it would travel. The problem is that Chernobyl is on the Pripyat River which feeds into the Dnieper River which passes through Kiev.
    3 points
  10. Let’s hope the winds are blowing hard towards Russia.
    3 points
  11. You said that so well, like you;ve been practising waiting for the right moment.
    3 points
  12. I make a proper tea cause my scottish born grandmum taught me, talk about a pia, waters not hot enough, just enough milk and hunny to much and its all fucked up, right.. Cup of joe, cup of sugar, done, thats how to wake a man up.
    3 points
  13. I agree wholeheartedly. If you drink tea for long enough most problems resolve themselves one way or another, I dont understand why the rest of the human race hasnt cottoned on to this simple yet genius solution. Is hard to cause death and destruction if youre busy drinking tea. Quick someone invite Putin for tea.
    3 points
  14. If a mushroom cloud starts forming overhead I'll need a cup of tea!
    3 points
  15. I've phoned up and told them to put 3300 away for me ready!
    3 points
  16. I went to the dirt bike show once in my wheelchair. My mate got in free as he was classed as my carer whereas I had to pay half price. Then the feckers piled everything they bought on my lap until I couldn’t even see anything. Wankers
    3 points
  17. That's years of natural selection. The men who's head stayed above the rainy mud line were able to procreate. All the short arses drowned. This is why you are surrounded by dwarfs where you are, low rainfall and very little mud.
    3 points
  18. 2 points
  19. First post i click on and i see this looks like i haven't missed much
    2 points
  20. "Schizoid Man" should have been number one.....nothing else like it before or since. And the album "In the Court" that it comes from is universally acknowledged as the first ever Prog album. The musicianship on it is still unequalled today! Blew my mind when I first heard it as a 16 year old!
    2 points
  21. Feckin BINGO.................... for once I win
    2 points
  22. She was very pretty, 17 years old when we first met...being black is differnt in America, cops never shot anyone in my family yet.
    2 points
  23. Over 30 years on you still cant eat wild boar in Germany due to high radiation levels. Water contamination for thousands of miles is devastating for decades. edit- cant eat wild boar from effected regions, not the whole of Germany.
    2 points
  24. I’m off to Puerto Lumbreras to see that DR600S. There’s no point fretting over shit I can’t control. 🏍🏍🏍🏍🏍
    2 points
  25. They cut power off to it which is required for the nuclear safeguards.
    2 points
  26. Let the kids learn sex naturally, reading about it on bathroom walls.
    2 points
  27. Taking both bikes in for the annual MOT next Wednesday.
    2 points
  28. We run the killing kind of current 240volts in our sockets.
    2 points
  29. I really really want an Africa Twin but the size of those things !!!
    2 points
  30. 2 points
  31. When I'm out with bro in law ( locked in syndrome, just about manages to pilot his lectric wheelbarrow... sorry, wheelchair ) people often ask if I'm his carer. their attitude towards him changes subtley when I tell them I'm actually his bodyguard... It also cracks him up which is hilarious cos he doesn't control his mouvements well when he's laughing and ends up running into stuff
    2 points
  32. Not sure i could manage four inch heels to make up for my lacking in height attractiveness. Gutted. My life is meaningless now.
    2 points
  33. https://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2643097 I am off out this morning..
    1 point
  34. Got wrecked earlier. hope i aint been on here and said anything stupid...
    1 point
  35. 1 point
  36. Given that the Ukrainian conflict started eight years ago when Russia annexed Crimea it is safe to say it’s all bollocks.
    1 point
  37. If it happened on the Simpsons then its time to start panicking
    1 point
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