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No bike action today, but a bit of walking instead. It was sunny, but the wind was pretty keen!

Was going to make a break for freedom tomorrow. But wife wants to visit the outlaws.......bollocks.

What you say @Buckster?

Spain offers to send fighter jets to Bulgaria as part of NATO plan to deter Russia Good call! Send in some lazy dagos to do fuck all......that'll stop Putin in his tracks!

The only joints that work now are the ones i never used.

If I tried walking a bit I wouldn't be able to ride a bike now Bob......too much impact on knees.

No @Pedro....my wife's sister. We rarely venture into my sons home, his partner is a lazy cow.......we wipe our feet when we leave.

of foreskins?

Spain and fighter Jets they'll never take off , they wont get em out of neutral didn't they give up on getting involved in wars after the Armada....

https://www.minds.com/Tymobyrne/

thay offered to send fighter jets... no one mentioned anything about pilots...

Because I would like to be still fit enough to ride a bike if I reach 80 years old, Pete!

And no hope of you jumping the fence on that Scooter Clive!

Still looking grim here......but work came in so I've been getting through that!

Most of you dont seem like you;;;;;;;;;;re going to make it to spring to be honest.

Nephew is back in Australia now he is happy after 5 weeks of UK shite weather.

Nothing special about tomato and fried eggs, but these “Ox Heart” tomatoes are amazing, and market’s homegrown chicken eggs make it amazing Codfish, oven cooked and then flaked plus small potatoes, onion, garlic, olive oil, Portuguese comfort food! Liver slices with baked potatoes, we call them Iscas, cooked with onion and garlic, done right it’s very tasty, also very oldschool “tavern” food:

I went to a stag do at Dirty Dicks. We had a room upstairs and a buffet next to the bar. The groom to be came up and asked me if I knew the man tucking in to the food. It's your stag do I said surely you know him? The stranger claimed to be the barmaid's boyfriend, a claim she denied. He got manhandled out of the door, dragged down the stairs and pushed out in to the street.

Dusting is for wimps! https://spitalfieldslife.com/2022/01/22/at-dirty-dicks-x/

Roads are white from salt ugh....

6C at 10AM so a bit warmer......but it rained a bit overnight and the sky is black! So not looking promising!

I am anti Vax and I don’t care what you think. I am absolutely sick and tired of seeing people that are anti Vax getting ridiculed and bullied because of their choice. YOU need to understand WE have good reason to feel this way and that by simply attacking us or belittling us WILL NOT change our minds. We will not be silenced. I for one will never have another one again. Not a chance in hell, I don’t care what you say to try and convince me, I’ve fallen for that trap too many times before. They are absolutely the worst brand of vacuum cleaner ever. It’s Hoover or Dyson all the way for me!

Apparently i'm taking the wife out tomorrow she hasn't told me where yet there maybe some riding involved but this is the wrong forum for that kind of ride report

Fixed it for you

Marketing Genius! Butterkist popcorn trying to cash in on the drama in Westminster by setting up stall outside Downing Street! What you say @Tango @Mawsley

I´ll for sure be on the bike either today or tomorrow, maybe visit a couple more fortifications, who knows?

Not looking particularly tropical here..... ......just have to make the best of it I suppose! Though I'm not sure if any work is going to come in.....I'm clear at the moment but that could change! So are any of you doing anything? Cos we need some Ride Reports to make us look like serious players rather than pitiful twats!

Are outlaws your son’s wife’s family?

Yup i love liver and onions

Apparently the American Flag is a symbol of hate.

Banned at facebutt for saying i was going to beat someone at a game of snow angels, you cant beat posters at facebutt, appeal denied.

Cake walk here, butt, im a fucking icecube in the arCtiC, loving life. What Tym said. Its all about makin the shakin bacon. Whizzo was special too.

Been a tough one here......Winter 2020 was like Spring!

Content? At least I try to get mine factually correct.

Fat Twat

Who gives a fuck, I know a good hiding place in Cheddar caves

bull. if it was Covid he wouldn't have died with his wife at his side and friends visiting him during his final day. Though I see speculation is rife in the tabloid press. my guess is it was some form of cancer or some other disease that was terminal. heart, lungs.. etc.

I see the Tribute acts have started then......

One could assume the moment meat picked up a lace hanky.

"History 101 type chit to be honest."

I have a rugby game tomorrow apart from that

EU?

Winters on full throttle here leave me alone.