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I'm in LOVE ? Meet my new girl, not sure of her name yet, but she purrrrrs.......so yummy! 2020 Honda CB500F

Well I got out for a bloody cold quickie. Was bloody freezing but the front brake is behaving as it should.

Seems like yesterday. I've been planning the shit outta next summer's rides for something to do. All of this planning and routing and I know I'll end up tossing it all away and do something completely different....

Did somebody say SHEEP?

Mmmmm. Needed something from the shops.

I use the same name eveywhere, even in rel life ( except at work which doesn't count as real life). If anybody has a problem with who I am or what i do or say I give them Bucksters telephone number...?

Or an ISIS member....

Allie is a sweetheart, Rich, stop for some flowers or wine or whatever. Apart from her taste in men she is a nice lady. Pete is a loudmouth welshman, he'll try to embarrass you first chance he gets. On and off the bike.

Your bike....you didnt have a name so made an executive decision to name it Eric P.S other names are available

Nobody understands dirt more than @yen_powell

I knew someone would comment on the dirt, best from you, as at least you understand dirt... I just can't help it, I'm a dirty girl... I am going to get insurance today and will hopefully ride tomorrow. I have a video coming up with her detailed curves and sweet sound. Stay Tuned!

Who the hell is Eric? He scares me....

I remember a while back when we used to ride bikes.

You haven't had it two minutes and you got it on the dirt already So is it soulless or not, come on i want to hear how it rides

I like it especially the colour ? you meet the nicest people on a Honda?

Well my plans to get out today have been scuppered as the Mrs is feeling a wee bit shite. Heart palpitations due to the good old menopause. I’ll dig out my doctors outfit and make the best of a rubbish situation ???. Tomorrow beckons...........?

Southern California, place called Carrizo Plain. It parallels the San Andreas Fault (earthquake fault for y'all that dont have em). Speed limit? Hmmm, i dont believe so. I've never seen an officer of the law on this 20+ mile road, so i would say you're good. Plus, amurica, ya know. we dont follow too many rules. Seriously, most true dirt roads arent marked with speed limits. They just leave it up to something happening and then citing you for unsafe speed, which could be 5 mph (in Bruce's case)

When I was in Ireland for a week, we had a single gorgeous sunny day. I saw an old grave yard in the village we were staying in and thought I'd have a walk through it. All peaceful, birdsong and butterflies it was. I walked round a large gravestone and nearly had a heart attack when I saw a bloke laid out on top of a stone slab a few feet away snoring his head off.

expect the unexpected ?

WELL......................................................................... we just luuuuuuuuurve a dirty girl

I’m the first!

Fuckmine Tym, in UK you need waterproof everything, including undercrackers, just ask @yen_powell

Another fucking refugee?

I've been out in the garage weighing up my luggage options for the T700. I've used an Altrider bag on at least four previous bikes so I tried that first, I got it secured but it just doesn't quite sit right on the side racks........... So I tried a couple of other options. First off a Lomo soft pannier, sits nice but not enough capacity....... So I tried the old faithful Kriega US20 ............. fits nice and decent capicity so I think that's what I'll use with a Lomo roll bag on the top. I Just need to buy another US20 now as I only have one at the moment.

over twelve months now since i was last on the serow ?

no it's a honda

Suns out now.....but still blowing like hell! I've got a shit load of work to get through though.....so I'm clearing as much as I can now!

Gladly I will always be too young to be in an old folks home, I'm not some dribbling mong

Cheers mate, she’s a lot better. I know this because she now has a glass of wine in her hand. ?

He's too young to be locked away with @Swagman in the Old Folks Home unfortunately!

Move to spain they said...?

Call her Mantis cause it looks like she's preying on something. Or Bug's for short, get it, she looks like a bug...lol

I got my first ticket on my way home from my driving test in my 66 GTO when i was 16. I've had enough since then to completely fill a couple of cops ticket books over the years. The worst i ever had was in 2000 on my Blackbird in Concrete Washington. Apparently the cops had been trying to catch us since we took off on Hwy 20 just outside of Winthrop which is 50 miles before you hit the city of Concrete WA. They had three cruisers blocking the road just outside of town and had guns drawn. Me and the two other idiots friends of mine ended up getting arrested and spent Sunday night in jail. Who knew that the didn't like people going 140 miles an hour on their stretch of the Hwy. I am guilty of so much more stupidity on bikes that i'm amazed that i didn't kill myself tbh. It took my friend Bogdan's death on another one of our adventures to finally get me to stop being such an idiot on the street. That's when i took it to the track and started racing to satisfy my cravings for speed and adrenalin. Bogdan was one of the guy's who was arrested with me in Washington the year before. We were riding on Hwy 12 here in BC. It's a very twisty narrow road that hugs really rocky cliffs. He was in the lead when we came around a tight decreasing radius corner and just after it he ran into a small rock slide. He hit it going well over 100 miles an hour. Bogdan and his Busa cartwheeled for about 200 feet together before they both flew off the road and tumbled down a very steep drop off about 400 feet. I was the first person to get down to him and he died while i held him about 5 minutes later.I no longer ride fast on the street. tbh i rarely even ride on the street at all anymore. I get my high speed fix by road racing and racing my motards. if i ride on the street at all it's to get into the mountains on one of my dualsports.

BIke is a beauty!!! Cant really go wrong with a Honda. I had those until i became an old fart and switched to the BMW brand

A heineken?

Well having been a good boy all week and done some administrative shit followed by general household bollocks I’m off out tomorrow and I don’t care if it’s windy, wet, cold or cloudy. Of course, it will be none of these, it will be warm and sunny. We’re still restricted to 120 sq miles but can’t complain so I’m off exploring the local dirt tracks.

Sucks when a forum blows up, you lose trip reports and stories told, its allot of work just lost, friendships made too... tough turning your back on all that... So the guilty perps must be flogged in open debate. I want names, pics with sheep etc , everything you have... we do this chit right here.

Some great information on body snatching there Yen! Can't ever recall this subject coming up on any of our other forums in the past before.......so you're breaking new ground here so to speak.

He’s a bit slow @Grasshopper's Ride needs a Honda 500.?

hey is there a new steed on the horizon ?

I'll name ya new bike.....ERIC

Christ.....your sending him porn now be very careful

and he never even saw your jacuzzi extension on the bish.

At first glance I thought that had a sidecar on it!

Well you're the one that wants to take them out on a Boat! They're probably fucking stupid enough to do it too.

Wait, when Grass puts up her new bike, she;s a freaking shoe-in ya know...Even a Canadian couldnt fuck this up.

You axed for it!