Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 A testicular hernia....let me expand on that..my son sold his Harley over the weekend and the fellow came to pick it up Monday with a half ton truck with a atv ramp...I told the idiot that it will hook on the ramp half way up...but he insisted anyways...so 3/4 ways up the ramp it hooks ..my son was on the side hold it steady and the idiot was in the truck box pulling from the front...so I had to lift the entire arse end of the bike till it cleared the ramp...I pulled something in my back and now the pain is in my testicle...I'm still working..but in pain...is a testicular hernia possible? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted February 21 Author Share Posted February 21 On a happier note got some bike jewelry delivered today..but I'm not like feeling installing them until my balls feel better. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 It’s 100% possible and I think you have a burst testicle. Shit happens, get Billy Bob to check it out. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted February 21 Author Share Posted February 21 12 minutes ago, Buckster said: It’s 100% possible and I think you have a burst testicle. Shit happens, get Billy Bob to check it out. You think so....my right nut seems swollen...maybe I should take a picture and show you..? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 2 minutes ago, Marcel said: You think so....my right nut seems swollen...maybe I should take a picture and show you..? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted February 21 Author Share Posted February 21 2 minutes ago, Buckster said: Well I'll wait a few days and see if it's gets better...really don't feel like going to the hospital and get my scrotum played with by some doctor... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 I would say you definitely can get a pulled nut from lifting a Harley. Did you push with your legs? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 Hospital for you! We all live under the shadow of Hernia ownership! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 6 hours ago, Pedro said: I would say you definitely can get a pulled nut from lifting a Harley. Did you push with your legs? Probably with his arse seeing as it was a Harley. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 If you post a photo up maybe @Sofia can give a diagnosis? She is a vet after all, so there's nobody better qualified to advise! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 Doesn't harley ownership normally result in an anal prolapse 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 i thought you had a va 10 hours ago, Marcel said: A testicular hernia....let me expand on that..my son sold his Harley over the weekend and the fellow came to pick it up Monday with a half ton truck with a atv ramp...I told the idiot that it will hook on the ramp half way up...but he insisted anyways...so 3/4 ways up the ramp it hooks ..my son was on the side hold it steady and the idiot was in the truck box pulling from the front...so I had to lift the entire arse end of the bike till it cleared the ramp...I pulled something in my back and now the pain is in my testicle...I'm still working..but in pain...is a testicular hernia possible? i thought you had a Vagina ? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 3 hours ago, Six30 said: i thought you had a va i thought you had a Vagina ? That's his neck 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 16 hours ago, Marcel said: You think so....my right nut seems swollen...maybe I should take a picture and show you..? it's like they say just leave the swelling but take the pain away 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saul Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 8 hours ago, busabeast said: Doesn't harley ownership normally result in an anal prolapse I had to act as chaperone once when my Clinician poked one of them back in, I promise you not a spectator sport. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 1 hour ago, Saul said: I had to act as chaperone once when my Clinician poked one of them back in, I promise you not a spectator sport. Would a photo of @Marcel's bollock help you to give an opinion on his condition Saul? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 7 minutes ago, XTreme said: Would a photo of @Marcel's bollock help you to give an opinion on his condition Saul? We already know he is mental exposing himself in public is not going to improve his condition 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 13 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: We already know he is mental exposing himself in public is not going to improve his condition No.....but we'd get a cheap laugh at his expense though! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saul Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 1 hour ago, XTreme said: Would a photo of @Marcel's bollock help you to give an opinion on his condition Saul? Fuck off you weirdo! I don't want to see his bulging bollock and I don't know anything medical Did operation Yew tree have anything to do with your exit from the UK? Would explain a lot 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 1 hour ago, Saul said: Fuck off you weirdo! I don't want to see his bulging bollock and I don't know anything medical Did operation Yew tree have anything to do with your exit from the UK? Would explain a lot He was the Head of the gang they were looking for..... but somehow he slipped the net 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted February 22 Author Share Posted February 22 Well the testicles are fine today...I could have been a case of blue balls ...a built-up of fluid... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 7 minutes ago, Marcel said: I could have been a case of blue balls ...a built-up of fluid... Blue Balls? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 12 minutes ago, Marcel said: Well the testicles are fine today...I could have been a case of blue balls ...a built-up of fluid... So you had a wank but didn't get a happy ending https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/324870 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 Just now, boboneleg said: So you had a wank but didn't get a happy ending https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/324870 I thought it was because he got caught humping that Harley mid pound and didn't get the chance to finish off 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted February 22 Author Share Posted February 22 17 minutes ago, XTreme said: Blue Balls? I think yours might be purple and tinting on the green colour ..I don't think you release anything since 1999... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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