boboneleg Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 So let's do a virtual secret santa for everyone on here.Ā If you were going to get a gift for someone on here what would it be ............................. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted December 19, 2023 Author Share Posted December 19, 2023 I'll start............. Ā I'd like to get @BucksterĀ a church all for himself.Ā That way he could just go there and pray without all the other c*unts annoying himĀ Ā 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 I'd get @Clive a decent bike! 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 15 minutes ago, boboneleg said: I'll start............. Ā I'd like to get @BucksterĀ a church all for himself.Ā That way he could just go there and pray without all the other c*unts annoying himĀ Ā A church with a nice garage, itās Christmas after all 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 To @Six30, so thereās no more masking marks on tires: 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted December 19, 2023 Author Share Posted December 19, 2023 25 minutes ago, XTreme said: I'd get @Clive a decent bike! Which one , where's the photo ? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 21 minutes ago, boboneleg said: Which one , where's the photo ? CB500X would be just right for him. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 For @XTreme, a nice NC750x, heavier, not less gay and above all no more topbox! Ā 3 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saul Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 10 minutes ago, Pedro said: For @XTreme, a nice NC750x, heavier, not less gay and above all no more topbox! Ā You put some thought into that,Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 1 minute ago, Saul said: You put some thought into that,Ā 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 42 minutes ago, XTreme said: CB500X would be just right for him. That's about the right size........my old muscles can't manage anything heavier..... Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Old twat me. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 2 minutes ago, Clive said: That's about the right size........my old muscles can't manage anything heavier..... Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Old twat me. Your still a boy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 Just now, Renegade said: Your still a boy Yeah an old boy.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 I thought the complete collection of the Encyclopaedia Britannica for @busabeast.......but i thought about and realised he does not need it....Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Just jesting Rich Ā 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 4 minutes ago, busabeast said: Yeah an old boy.... Make the most of it Rich......in the blink of a eye you will be here...i am still amazed as to where the last 30 odd years went. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saul Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 3 minutes ago, Clive said: Make the most of it Rich......in the blink of a eye you will be here...i am still amazed as to where the last 30 odd years went. The Darkness worked out we have been together 31 years this year.Ā Ā I could have murdered her and still been out of clink for 15 years by now.Ā Ā Ā But you are right time speeds up when you get into your 30'sĀ Ā 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 1 minute ago, Saul said: The Darkness worked out we have been together 31 years this year.Ā Ā I could have murdered her and still been out of clink for 15 years by now.Ā Ā Ā But you are right time speeds up when you get into your 30'sĀ Ā Think mine is still considering the murder part, she seemed to be too interested in new kitchen knives a while ago when out shopping.... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 2 hours ago, XTreme said: I'd get @Clive a decent bike! You'd be better off getting Clive a clone of himself so he can go out on the bike he already has without the wife wondering where he isĀ 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 2 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: You'd be better off getting Clive a clone of himself so he can go out on the bike he already has without the wife wondering where he isĀ i'd get him a puppy, with some instructions, as follows... convince the wife to come on a walk with the new puppy, let her hold the lead.. find a nice path along a cliff top, at the highest point of the cliff push her off, this is the clever bit but a little sad as you are sacrificing the puppy... when emergency services arrive just say the puppy made a bolt for it cause he saw a rabbit or a twig or whatever and dragged the mrs over the cliff ...Ā and there you have it ....the perfect murder . 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted December 19, 2023 Author Share Posted December 19, 2023 1 hour ago, XTreme said: CB500X would be just right for him. This one ............ Ā Ā 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 I think i'll get this for @busabeast Ā 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 1 hour ago, XTreme said: CB500X would be just right for him. id get you a puppy, not to kill any one with ,.. you should just have a dog. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted December 19, 2023 Author Share Posted December 19, 2023 I was thinking of getting this for @busabeastĀ for his lorry ................. Ā 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted December 19, 2023 Author Share Posted December 19, 2023 What about this for @XTremeĀ . It will stop him getting another hernia and if we lock it and keep the key there will be no more of those goddam photos of his partsĀ ................... Ā 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 21 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: I think i'll get this for @busabeast Ā That would come in handy for bus drivers in this area too 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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