Renegade

5 miles from me.

Duuuuuuuh Newport Gwent or Newport Pembrokeshire your reply has now made it complete.

Which Newport ?

**URGENT MESSAGE** A very good friend of mine has bought tickets to fly to the Isle of Man to watch the Races on Friday the 5th of June. The problem is that he completely forgot that Friday is in fact his wedding day. This is because he bought the tickets ages ago before agreeing to the wedding date. Now he's asked me to post on his behalf to see if anyone wants to take his place? The wedding is at 2pm and all paid for you just need to show up - he assures me she'll make a terrific wife

I'm sorry to hear this. My condolances mate.

Who was it that took the photo ?

No it's not Alan (Specs). I can't remember his name though. Specs (Alan) is still around.

RIP Pete. 2 years ago today you left us. Never will be forgotten.

"It exploded in my minge!" Counterfeit Sex Toy Purchased on Facebook Causes Serious Burns A 32-year-old woman from Merthyr Tydfil has suffered serious injuries after allegedly using a counterfeit electronic massager purchased through Facebook, leaving her with severe third-degree burns to her groin. The woman, who asked not to be identified, described the ordeal as both shocking and extremely painful. > “It was a bit warm. I thought that was normal, then it exploded so hard I didn’t know if I was coming or going,” Emergency services were called to the scene and the woman was taken to Prince Charles Hospital, where she received urgent medical treatment. Hospital staff confirmed she suffered extensive burns requiring intensive care and ongoing monitoring to prevent infection and further complications. Authorities are now warning the public about the dangers of buying electrical and personal care devices from unverified sellers online. Counterfeit electronics can contain faulty wiring, unsafe batteries, and poorly manufactured components that may overheat or explode during use. The woman remains in hospital in a stable but serious condition as investigations continue into the origin of the device. Officials hope the incident will raise awareness about the potentially devastating risks posed by counterfeit electronics sold online.

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One day Kier Starmer and Rachel reeves were in a plane, kier said to Rachel” if I thew a blank check for £1000 out of the window now I would make someone very happy" so Rachel replies "if I threw 10 blank cheques worth £100 each I would make 10 people happy" overhearing the conversation in the cockpit the co-pilot says to the captain........."if I threw both of them out the plane right now I would make 30 million people happy".