XTreme Posted February 22 Author Share Posted February 22 5 minutes ago, Saul said: Bet they are cheaper there than here, the bitey little fucker cost £60. They're running wild here.....we've got a few in the garage and some in the tortoise's Summer area. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saul Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 16 minutes ago, XTreme said: They're running wild here.....we've got a few in the garage and some in the tortoise's Summer area. You would not believe the stress and fuss my youngest is making about getting everything right for the Bitey Little Fucker. Jesus Christ she was in earlier fussing about the temperature of his Vivarium being to low, found out she had put the heat mat in upside down. Sorted now she is in because the temperature is 1 degree to high, told her to put the thermometer in the right place then all is perfect. Then she is on how he hasn't eaten a cricket yet. FFS she has been like it all day. Yet you got them running around wild having the time of their life without being on the verge of death every 10 minutes. Oh and she has christened it 'Stitch' I have told her he will always be the Bitey Little Fucker to me. Apparently I'm not funny at all but seeing the whole escapade has cost me the best part of £300 I will laugh if I want to, as tears are the only other option 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tango Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 On 21/02/2024 at 13:48, Six30 said: you walk up most main town high streets its like being abroad Too right, all those fuckers speaking French! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tango Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 2 hours ago, Sir Fallsalot said: Only the greatest of people were born on this date Is that a hint? Oh, OK then, Happy birthday Mrs Saul and Fred! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tango Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 50 minutes ago, XTreme said: They're running wild here.....we've got a few in the garage and some in the tortoise's Summer area. We get them in the garage, in the sun lounge and in the utility room. I don't mind them at all. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 Is it Fred's birthday as well , why didn't admin tell us ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted February 22 Author Share Posted February 22 Just now, boboneleg said: Is it Fred's birthday as well , why didn't admin tell us ? How am I supposed to know if it's the miserable cunt's birthday? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 Just now, XTreme said: How am I supposed to know if it's the miserable cunt's birthday? I though you might have read it on the net, you seem to know everything else that's going on in UK 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted February 22 Author Share Posted February 22 15 minutes ago, boboneleg said: I though you might have read it on the net, you seem to know everything else that's going on in UK Unfortunately I haven't done a search for "Miserable Cunts Birthdays". 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saul Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 Bitey Little Fucker living his best life 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saul Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 Happy Birthday Fred. 59 today ? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 Happy birthday Peter! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 52 minutes ago, Saul said: Bitey Little Fucker living his best life Like a scene from Jurassic park LOL 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 Happy birthday Fred...........and Mrs. Saul. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 Happy birthday @Sir Fallsalot Fred. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzak Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Happy Birthday. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzak Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 12 hours ago, Saul said: Bitey Little Fucker living his best life They're even more fun when they grow up. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catteeclan Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Happy birthday to those that have/had one. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzak Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 55 minutes ago, Catteeclan said: Happy birthday to those that have/had one. One, I've had 71 of the fuckers. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Happy birthday to whoever 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 2 hours ago, Six30 said: Happy birthday to whoever Yes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 40 minutes ago, boboneleg said: Yes Is it yours today @boboneleg ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Wife got a letter today from HMRC, a new tax code and its a K code, trying to decipher the letter, it says she owes £150 tax from last year. How the fuck does someone on a lower pension, and a £5 pension per year from Woolies owe tax? She did try to ring them, waiting time........55 minutes. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 2 hours ago, Clive said: Is it yours today @boboneleg ? Not mine @Clive ,I've got a while to go yet. I'm still trying to work out if it was Fred's birthday or not 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 23 minutes ago, boboneleg said: Not mine @Clive ,I've got a while to go yet. I'm still trying to work out if it was Fred's birthday or not Whoever it was, they’re apparently good people. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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