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Not much of a report too knackered the ride today was good fun plenty of muck and water to play in, @XTreme look away now

There were a few volunteers for the madness today 

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Had to do a bit of manhandling on one lane as there was a tree down

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This lane pretty much sums up the day. That was a mix of mud cow shit and piss it stank the whole lane was almost un-rideable due to the cattle tramping everywhere and mashing it up

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Look no friend to help Freddy boy bastards that was hard work LOL

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Once i got my bike out I helped out by documenting the others LOL

A nice river crossing to wash the crap off before adding more crap

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8 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

Is that the lane that goes through the golf course at the other end Fred ?

 

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Can you imagine Pete’s Honda stuck in that?

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28 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said:

This lane pretty much sums up the day. That was a mix of mud cow shit and piss it stank the whole lane was almost un-rideable due to the cattle tramping everywhere and mashing it up

Does't sound too appealing

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44 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said:

Yes Bob what an eye how the fuck you got that i don't know, see @XTreme he know's his shit as well as his puddles :classic_laugh:

Well you said you were going to Hay-on-Wye and I've seen peeps get stuck in that shit before .

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I have no wish to ever be seen in a place like that!

How is it that when I post ruins etc people say it's a miserable place? Then when Fred posts something like that he's the fucking man?

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3 minutes ago, XTreme said:

I have no wish to ever be seen in a place like that!

How is it that when I post ruins etc people say it's a miserable place? Then when Fred posts something like that he's the fucking man?

Because Fred isn’t a ginger plaything for gay midgets.

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19 hours ago, XTreme said:

I have no wish to ever be seen in a place like that!

How is it that when I post ruins etc people say it's a miserable place? Then when Fred posts something like that he's the fucking man?

same for me when he puts his bike in a van .... he's a fucking hero and im a tit.

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39 minutes ago, Six30 said:

same for me when he puts his bike in a van .... he's a fucking hero and im a tit.

Yeh but you're a tit whether you use the van or not!

Clash Royale Yes GIF by Clash

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Cross country running at my school was through a shit pit field like that but bigger and with cattle in it. You'd be sent out there in a pair of feckin 'PE knickers' (green pants) and a polo shirt to sink up to your knees. One day we ran in and didn't have the energy to get out. 

We sunk further into the mud but eventually pulled ourselves out. I accidentally kicked a big lump of it into my friends face, went in her eye, nose n mouth. We got whacked for that (PE teacher was an ahole). She was ill for a week. The showers were broken so we were expected to scrape this piss/mud/shit combo off, put our uniform back on and go to the next lesson.

My mum was so disgusted I had a new note excusing me from cross country running every week 😆

Aah the good ol' days... 😂

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I liked games (as we called it) at school but I hated cross country except for one thing……

 

when you got to the bottom of the field the games teacher couldn’t see you so you could have a sneaky fag. 
 

It’s amazing how you can keep a fag and a box of matches stuffed down your pants and still run 🤪

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21 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

I liked games (as we called it) at school but I hated cross country except for one thing……

 

when you got to the bottom of the field the games teacher couldn’t see you so you could have a sneaky fag. 
 

It’s amazing how you can keep a fag and a box of matches stuffed down your pants and still run 🤪

That is so true 😆

I think everyone who liked games also hated cross country. They must of cos I hated it and ran slowly had a fag and still ended up fast enough to be put forward for County trials, they must have been going backwards 😂

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32 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

That is so true 😆

I think everyone who liked games also hated cross country. They must of cos I hated it and ran slowly had a fag and still ended up fast enough to be put forward for County trials, they must have been going backwards 😂

I might have said this before but the first couple of years of high school i never turned up with my kit because i hated it and i was given the bat across the arse for not having a valid excuse for not participating, even though it hurt it was better than games as it only lasted minutes instead of an hour, my mad mate Wayne was the same. The bat every week turned into a sigh as the years went on, every time we turned up for games we were told to just go for a walk along the river bank so we kept going until we got home, Wayne started bringing in a couple of his air guns in a skateboard bag  so we could go shooting on the way home, games became the favorite subject i didn't attend and looked forward to it every week LOL

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33 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

That is so true 😆

I think everyone who liked games also hated cross country. They must of cos I hated it and ran slowly had a fag and still ended up fast enough to be put forward for County trials, they must have been going backwards 😂

When I was at school I loved p.e didn't like cross country running but one sports day I did 1500m, 800m 200m and 100m all one after the other and won all bar 800m...

Was strange as a kid I was rapid over 100m(sub 11½s) but also good over long distance at 1500m 

Now if I've got to do a lap of rugby pitch I'm fucked after 100m

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On 06/11/2022 at 20:29, Sir Fallsalot said:

Not much of a report too knackered the ride today was good fun plenty of muck and water to play in, @XTreme look away now

There were a few volunteers for the madness today 

314698904_2170563159781114_6474153294464962869_n.thumb.jpg.157819970fc9e780b0e197beb6a3ce0e.jpg

Had to do a bit of manhandling on one lane as there was a tree down

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This lane pretty much sums up the day. That was a mix of mud cow shit and piss it stank the whole lane was almost un-rideable due to the cattle tramping everywhere and mashing it up

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Look no friend to help Freddy boy bastards that was hard work LOL

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Once i got my bike out I helped out by documenting the others LOL

A nice river crossing to wash the crap off before adding more crap

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Bloody hell!!  Nightmare 

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