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Bluebottle: It's writted on this bit of paper, what is eight o'clock, is writted.
Eccles: I know that, my good fellow. That's right. When I asked the fella to write it down, it was eight o'clock.
Bluebottle: Well then, supposing when somebody asks you the time, it isn't eight o'clock?
Eccles: Then I don't show it to them.
Bluebottle: Well how do you know when it's eight o'clock?
Eccles: I've got it written down on a piece of paper!

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11 hours ago, zzzak said:

Bluebottle: It's writted on this bit of paper, what is eight o'clock, is writted.
Eccles: I know that, my good fellow. That's right. When I asked the fella to write it down, it was eight o'clock.
Bluebottle: Well then, supposing when somebody asks you the time, it isn't eight o'clock?
Eccles: Then I don't show it to them.
Bluebottle: Well how do you know when it's eight o'clock?
Eccles: I've got it written down on a piece of paper!

I can hear them while reading that.:classic_laugh:

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11 hours ago, zzzak said:

Bluebottle: It's writted on this bit of paper, what is eight o'clock, is writted.
Eccles: I know that, my good fellow. That's right. When I asked the fella to write it down, it was eight o'clock.
Bluebottle: Well then, supposing when somebody asks you the time, it isn't eight o'clock?
Eccles: Then I don't show it to them.
Bluebottle: Well how do you know when it's eight o'clock?
Eccles: I've got it written down on a piece of paper!

Erm what kind of riddle shit is that

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Countries a joke …. I can’t even afford to heat my basement …..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and let’s face it , there is nothing worse than a shivering Gimp.

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49 minutes ago, Six30 said:

Countries a joke …. I can’t even afford to heat my basement …..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and let’s face it , there is nothing worse than a shivering Gimp.

Poor Bob.

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3 hours ago, Six30 said:

Countries a joke …. I can’t even afford to heat my basement …..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and let’s face it , there is nothing worse than a shivering Gimp.

You kidnapped Bob?

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36 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

I wanted to borrow your crayons 🖍😬

Crayons will be the last thing on your mind when big Barry turns up and joins you down there 

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