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Just been out cleaning my bike ready for some better weather. Shocked I actually had to adjust the chain, something I never had to do on my CB500F. Also fitted a more parpy horn given some blind twat nearly took me out with my daughter on the back on the way home from Damerells last night.

Definitely someplace that Pete won't be visiting anytime soon.... The 2 in the population are probably a coupla traumatized females that visited here & are now of the Loraina Bobbit mindset!

You and @zzzak think the same then?

Is it time to put you all out of your misery?

And now i know how Pete feels when i talk about tools or DIY, what does the red one taste like must be nice because there's only one left

massive top box would bring it back down to earth

If he does a runner with it your fucked

And only two of the forum dipshits got it right and i was one of them

This is what I was afraid of. None of my good ideas ever turn out the way I expected. That Dyson Ball Vac I bought was a massive disappointment as well - awkward to use and no better than washing them in the shower. And as for the ultrasonic ring cleaner...

German car indeed.

You see a few guys in full leathers here, usually the 300kmh motorway racers are either in full leathers or jeans with the knees cut out

No! It's bad enough that I spent five minutes the other day trying to log in as Otto von Wankstain thanks to Buckster!

And if Buckster isn't sure then I've got an experiment in mind that you're going to love. Of course, the local padre might not enjoy it quite so much if it doesn't work...

That's obviously the most important priority.

I bet he has a moose suit, he would be like, “just put this on”.

Weather's looking good...... .....and I'm hoping to get out for the first time in a month! What you doing?

It was so funny as she couldn’t work out how my leg came off

You don't need to justify a top box Bob!

Very nice Bob!

looks more like getting rimmed.

and now owned by china.

I appreciate that you are trying to add some value to your pseudo science however you misunderstand the nature of sin. An exorcism is only useful in the case if a demon possessed person. Sin alas cannot be fully mortified in our fallen world and will be with us until Christ returns. The best I can offer you are the services of @Marcel le Moose Fondler and his extremely effective anthrax testing procedure, also known as "the lick test".

Never done one on mine in over 5500kms.

Double the power on that to the CB Saul......so you're going to do more chain adjustments. Also, you'll go through tyres a lot quicker!

He is too busy trying to brew some homemade Rohypnol for his summertime plans.

and this one

this one on ebay , looks a nice one, low mileage

This sort of intellectual shit requires someone with the mental capacity of @Marcel le Moose Fondler to advise!

im not going to go proper off roading ..that was just a deluded dream... 177kgs aint heavy... get that in and out the van no problem

You do see the odd one here but they are normally older guys that shouldn't be poncing around in full leathers

This is just one big trap … @Buckster would get bummed into the middle of next week on the first day .. im surprised he is playing hard to get

Waiting for me brother. I hate flying but I love airports

its a 2011 , theres a few for sale that colour

Usual for me, working tonight and Sunday night, but the weather looks good on Saturday so may fit a cheeky bimble in Saturday afternoon.

Visiting the outlaws on Saturday, next Wednesday they are off to Thailand for 3 weeks. Sunday Sweet FA.

Never went away

There's two types of tyre that give you good grip, Knobblies and slicks anything in between is just gay

You have been away a long time, It's like that now and has been since the invention of the hump they can be seen in the biker cafe's on any sunny day bragging about the 20 mile round trip their in the middle of