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When you've finished with those frame rails you can sell them on to the Winter olympics committee as a ski-jump

I'm sure the title will go over most of your heads.....along with many other things it has to be said. Well today was the day to go to Juan Cortes the motorcycle dealer as my Shad gear had arrived. Couple of clips which actually includes other traffic! More bikes there than usual today......but of course I get top priority so it goes straight in to the workshop! I strolled around the showroom......couldn't see any Indian shit for @Slowlycatchymonkey though. Not as many Chinkies there as I saw before either! Maybe they're now getting the kickback from the ones they've sold. They had some Fantics in there though......Chinky engines from Zongshen as far as I'm aware! Back in the workshop and they were working on some Beemer .......and getting the support brackets fitted on the CB. Nice and clean under my seat of course! Then it was attach the plate and it was job done! Looks damn good I'd say! Well I have to say it because nobody else will. Now if I go a bit further afield I have room for my laptop, water, alternative jacket (cos temps change a lot throughout the day). And of course I don't need to carry all my stuff around if I stop off somewhere! Also, the wife will be coming on it in the next few weeks as well......because the car will be going in to the garage to repair the damage Fatty did! So I'm pleased......it's a job well done and they didn't even charge me for fitting! Cos I'm a Player......and you're not!

They told me it went in the incinerator .................. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/mystery-disembodied-human-foot-inside-29557810

I’ll go for this one

Talking of Spanky, the gym teacher in school used to spank me with the biggest dap I've ever seen for not bringing my kit to school it was fucking huge i could have climbed inside it and sailed the Taff home must have been left behind by some André the Giant type person

Here we go again cant edit photos doesn't own a computer and don't know what daps are you may as well flush yourself now there's no hope for you

Having a good monday today, morning walk with good buddy, then a nice fruit breakfast, now working sitting outside while he naps. Might even get a few orders in today by the way this is going. Good times.

@XTreme Now you got the right bike and you have a few gravel roads under your belt i need to see more of this maybe an option for @Six30 and @busabeast when they visit

just like brexit Pedro, you wanted it, now live with it!

I'm sorry I campaigned for you to be a moderator.

Nah, you've overstepped the mark there ..........

its got a fucking tow bar....

Here you go.

looks like Juan found Forest Gumps leg supports...

He did, and then took a grainy out of focus photo

its not in the van you twat

First wash for the bike since December (only done about 250kms though).....it was very dusty! Damn......that box looks good!

If it had been a hand instead of a foot at least a kid could have used it as a spade when building a sand castle.

Acceptable behaviour… I think not trailer boy .

Yeh , but it’s got flowers in the foreground .

You see, Clarks shoes have never been any good since they stopped making them in Somerest

You're trying to make it look chinese, aren't you?

I see where Pete got the idea for his topbox frame.

Takes the focus away from my box!

you best go have another look at my photo Stevie

by the way , ive bought some new water pants for spain , in case accommodation has a pool

Scrum poxer

@Buckster think there should be a rule on members going out their way to find a good background , they are relying on that more than the pic of their bikes

I have form for top boxes! Babbacombe Summer 76.....

You need to give your bins a clean sir … the quality is outstanding .

He's not going to hack it out here Fred!

You're very right I was a front row playa

I never slip when walking

Juan's recently retired so I was talking to Jonathan (his son) and mentioned my Hernia. Turns out Juan had one as well about 3 years ago. It's a fucking Hernia epidemic!

I thought Rich was front row? More necking than arse sniffing.

Anyway, whatever happened to Michael Miles ?? Here's a photo of him with one of @Six30 girlfriends

He is an expert at sniffing other blokes arses although I believe he's retired now .............. That might be @busabeast on the left

That's a pretty nice frame. Now it'll look like shit even when not carrying a box. Result!

I felt like a laughing smilie on account of him always being dressed as a pirate, but it wouldn't have been good etiquete. Sad news.

At one point one of them is riding through the crap with no shoes on

They are made in the BMW factory in China now.

I fell over too, once, riding a motorcycle on sand

the twins had organised their 16th birtday party for saturday afternoon at home so as soon as I could decently do so I ran away. I put 150km round trip into Kurviger.de hit the "small windy roads setting, uploaded it to the phone, hit GO and was off out of it for a couple of hours... The route took me out to in a loop to the northwest of auxerre along, as programmed little back roads and lanes avoiding towns ( there aren't any towns in that direction for over an hours ride anyway) so I just enjoyed bimbling along enjoying the countryside and dodging the few rain showers that appeared. Spring seems tohave only partly sprung here, some of the open places are green and springing, but otheres no more than a km or so away seem to be still in the grip of winter. Thes two pics were taken maybe a couple of km's apart a chateau in the background. the grass is lush and green, but the hawthorn hedge has not a single bud on it yet, let alone a flower I though we could do with @Sir Fallsalot down Here to get this track entrance cleared. Fred, you might need more than your wee hand saw on this one mate It didn't look like it had been down long but it's been pretty windy round here for the last few weeks so there's a lot of dead wood come down. As I rode through the village of Escamps there was a sweet smell in the air that I could't quite identify, till I saw this behind the recycling bins on the edge of the village; I then knew what that wonderful smell was. it's a mobile still! I haven't seen one for years and theyre nearly all gone in most parts o the country, burgundy being one of the few regions where there are a rew still working. The operater trundles his still into the village, usually with the permission of the mayor, the locals bring him their fruit and he turns it into alcahol for them. I asked the guy if he minded me taking a pic and he was fine with it, but the two old blokes come to collect their "Goute" ( pronounced "goote" and literally meaning either taste or drop as in a drop of liquid) though thoruoghly affable and willing to chat, definately did not want to be in a photo... here he is removing the cooked remains of grapes from the third kettle the smell had me drooling at the mouth, te old blokes were saying that I shouldn't stand downwind of the still if I was going to get back on the bike... the still itself is qbout 80 years old the bloke reckons, and, interestingly, was origibally made in... Escamps! the stuff dripping into the jug qt the bottom of the still is anywhere between 55 and 80% proof, depending on what the client asks for. This perticulay stuff is about 60% and from grapes, yesterday he made some from pears and tomorrow h's got a load of cherries to do... drip, drip, drip.... All above board and taxes paid of course he says, and I believe him.... honest... Got home to find the party over, just a couple of kids still around and that they'd saved me a LARGE slice of birthday cake, so all good.