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Our cat was quite chuffed with her pressies

Well Odie is pretty joyful with his new Hare.

Another day another thick ead. Must manage to get out of the house later to collect Mandis car. Left it down the pub Saturday afternoon. Normally have a family walk Boxing Day so maybe we'll take a roundabout way to get there.

He should be easy to spot, he has more chins than a Chinese telephone directory.

I can believe that of him……..I reckon he’s the uninvited fingering type

He was a member many years ago......in fact he was MOTY and TOTY in the same year.....and then got a Mod gig! Not long after that he met some bird on ButtRider, went to see her in California and found a huge stock of strawberry Ice Cream in her fridge! And that was then the catalyst for him to go completely insane and disappear for 15 years! And last May he finally showed up again, then started worshipping Buckster and bought a fucking Harley. Now you see why he won TOTY quite easily......cos he's completely mental.

Spent Xmas in Las Vegas while the wife worked - her firm took over a hotel there. I walked around and paid too much for beers all over the place, so yeah, it was good!

That's no dog it's a meerkat

Back to work!

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He's not Scottish Lionel.......he's one of your lot!

Hang on now there's two sides to every story we've only heard Pete's side maybe he touched her up when they first met or something like that

Well I picked them up at 12.30......Fatty had a face like thunder and didn't speak. Gave the boys their presents,......we gave them 5 each and one shared, the Slavic side gave them 1 each and I shared! Welsh 1 Slavs 0. The wife finished preparing food, and then it was served up to them. They ate their food......she didn't offer to help the wife prepare it, or offer to help clean up after. Not a word. Just scowled in between looking at her phone. I cleared the table of dishes and when I went back in the room my boy announced they had to leave cos the kids were playing up. They weren't! And they actually didn't want to leave, so when they were told they were going they really did kick it off. So they left at 2.30 and the wife hardly had a chance to spend any time with the boys! Basically turned up, ate their food, and fucked off! Wife ain't happy about it. Their early departure did give me a window of opportunity to get out though......so I can actually say that I rode on Xmas Day! And when I got back I got a text message from my boy......apparently Fatty's feeling really ill now so we've got to go to the Chemists to get her some medicine! So it finished up Welsh 2 Slavs 0. Total Wipeout!

This is the style

she's changed the law already...

I hope everyone had a lovely holiday. We waited out the storm and got back on the road yesterday. The roads are slowly clearly up and we could see rain by the end of the week! I'll take that over -30c . The rain sure would help clean our oh so dirty vehicles.... Tonight we are in a small town in Ontario near the Great Lake Superior. A quiet place with friendly people, but I don't think anyone is making hamburgers tonight... ohhhh, and I got a new hat! It rocks in the cold!

Just stopped work......been on the go since 8AM. Got more to do tomorrow......and I think we've got the boys in the afternoon as well.

Oh just being himself

Now there's a long story. Don't know what the exchange rate is at the mo but I'll stick with our £5 a pint which is normally well chilled. Welcome back.

I didn't - but wasn't really looking for them, either. Not that I know who it is - will look up threads and see. edit: I see it's Marcel from Canuckistan. Afraid I don't know him yet. What did he do to achieve eternal Twatness?

You're technically retired so you must have a fund that was eaten up by the FPM

Las Vegas this week - $10 for a 12 oz,plastic cup of warm beer....

The FPM (fat polish munter) ate his retirement fund

I'd say so, it features what looks like a fucking harley....must have been a prezzie from his mod friend! Did someone say secret santa

did you lose some sort of a bet ?

Yeh....a Plastic!

oh so he is a come over as the manx would say

trouble is he has probably drunk most of it typical jock

There is that, does Pete go for fat munters though?

it's nicky fish

And there speaks a man with true Christian spirit

can you post a pic of her eating ....

I had an amazingly great red wine yesterday! Proper great stuff grown 2km away from this location: I took no pictures though.

If she steps out of line just let your wife chin her, but in a nice chrismassy way

Despite still feelings a bit shite I wish you all a very Merry Christmas.....have a great day with your friends and family...

Congrats Bob, although, winning MOTY on here is probably not something you'll be wanting to put on your CV!

Did you get there via the wardrobe as well LOL

I as well have family in Sault Ste. Marie.

We were, then as expected we have been slowed down by the Great Lakes. Thunder Bay is getting a snow storm over the next few days so we are staying put in good old Dryden, Ontario for a couple of days. Every time I cross Canada Ontario swallows me up for days and days.....lol, most Provinces are done in a day, not Ontario....but strangely it is fun being back in my birth province. Very familiar.

...yep, right after you realize you aren't dead..... Works every time!

The flatness of the prairies freaks me out. Every time I drive through them I have a day where my brain feels like it is melting. It's like you are travelling without moving.....nothing changes you are right.....I thought about living in Saskatchewan but decided there was no way I could deal with the flatness. Drove further into Ontario today and it was nice to see some corners, hills and trees!

Does it have a dustpan and brush where the spare wheel normally fits, so you can sweep up the bits as they fall off?