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I gotta say the bike looks pretty decent with the handguards and new tyre! I gotta say it cos nobody else will!

I have a pass out tomorrow before all the Xmas stuff gets in the way, weather doesn't look too good in the morning There again as I'm not a ginger dago puddle dodger I may give it a go................

Oven roasted codfish and potatoes. The onions and caramelized garlic, and the good olive oil make the dish. It's a portuguese thing, I love it.

Eat sprouts the day before hand so you are primed and ready!

I'm over it but then again I'm an athlete

Took a few shots of my outlook.

I found a small type written envelope in an old cardboard box, I thought it was a reference from my first job, but it turned out to be my school reference. Reading it now, they definitely had me sussed, if I didn't think it was interesting I didn't bother, hence the U grade in Chemistry O Level when I just filled in my name and two joke answers. The man signing it, Ken Drury, my headmaster in the final years, was at school with my Mum, she hated him, told me he was a knob. She reckoned he failed his 11 plus, but he seems to have caught up at some point by the look of his qualifications. He died a few years ago according to the local paper.

But I got bad news today......Fatty has changed her mind and is now coming up for Xmas Dinner!

You can go off people ya know

I have an appointment at the dentist in 30 minutes time , so that'll probably be in 2 hours . Let's see if she can get my crown to stay in for more than a week this time

Just shows the calibre of twat we've got here when an annoying cunt who only takes his bikes out in a van can't even get a vote!

time for forgiveness and rejoicing as a family union... praise be .... what you say @Buckster

#fuckedoverabarrel

You can sense the Christmas spirit in that sentence!

I suppose that helps

I still don't think we've recovered back to the level we were at before Covid......and it's been 4 months now!

How you feeling @Clive?

Lot of vote switching going on, we may have been hacked by the Bilderberg group.

Have you been drinking Fred or did you overdose on Radio 2 in the van on the way home

Did you get there via the wardrobe as well LOL

Wouldn't want to marry it, she's retarded and a bit of a downy , good cook when she aint dribbling though .

One is older...72..his partner she is 65..

I know a couple of people who say the same thing.

Headache gone.....but throat, and chest feels the same.........cough definitely no better. Hope that there will be some improvement tomorrow.. Fucked up the few Christmas plans we had....

I see your pie and raise you with a cottage pie with meat in it. A shepherds pie has lamb or hogget in it otherwise it's a vege pie.

The flatness of the prairies freaks me out. Every time I drive through them I have a day where my brain feels like it is melting. It's like you are travelling without moving.....nothing changes you are right.....I thought about living in Saskatchewan but decided there was no way I could deal with the flatness. Drove further into Ontario today and it was nice to see some corners, hills and trees!

Nah she turned you down when she heard you ferry your bike around in the van, couldn't live with the shame of it

And now GET THAT WASP OFF MY SANDWICH

This in memory of Cookie, a professional northerner (If Blackburn is properly northern) who was a big Saw Doctors fan and would walk around the office with his t-shirt inscribed with the words GET THAT WASP OFF MY SANDWICH. First song is live and hard to hear but worth straining your ears for the lyrics. Second song is the subject of the first song.

You see some days it really wudda been worth turning up for work

No longer oppressed cos I left.. I ran.. I RAAAANNN far far away to a place where people didn't take the piss.. oh wait no I'm here.

In bed for 3 days you say was your freezer full of ice cream

Looks like we're going back to Albox on Friday......to pick up stuff that they didn't have three weeks ago, and to replace the jam tarts and mince pies that I've eaten since then!

But did you still get a shag ?

Still a cunt then.

You need a proper medical professional to answer that, not a nurse. If you have a question on emptying bedpans then @Slowlycatchymonkey will be the one to ask, otherwise not so much.

Honestly I don't know the official answer to that, it could easily be yes or no depending on what bit of the protein the test is sensitive to. I do know for sure lateral flows are likely to give you a false negative and can't be relied on. I had Covid (and was certain I did) for days and was recovering before the lateral flow finally showed up a positive. As the figures are shooting up and it seems a dead topic for the media I think if your jabs are up to date and you feel like shit n reckon it's Covid avoid contact with anyone vulnerable. But thats just my take on it.

my mrs had it bad last week ,had a really bad cough , ached .... in bed for nearly 3 days... thought i had it to , but just felt a bit shit for a day, wasn't covid though both tested neg.

Because Robert Palmer was mentioned, And because someone mentioned a great bass track, merry Xmas.