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Get Mr. Slowly to give you a good seeing to and that will sort you both out. Unless you two are not married and are living in sin, in which case you are both going to hell where no one ever sleeps.

I was conned, done dirty, bamboozled!

I done the same many years ago when the pit in Aberfan was open you had to ride up a steep hill with a tight S bend on it, when the coal lorries went up there a shit load of coal slurry would escape from the tippers and cover the road, i came off the bike one day ended up with bent handlebars footrest and bloody fingers on my right hand, so i went down with my angry head on and ripped a new arse hole in the site manager there, i got fuck all for it but the road was clean the next day

First snow on the Sunshine Coast today. Went out for a drive to get some wintery experience. It sure is coming down now....glad to be back and snuggled into the van for the afternoon.

The Poll is now closed and for the second time in all these years I've won BOTM. I was expecting a mass vote switch at the end but it never happened! And despite my bike being universally reviled, you have to admit it still manages to be an improvement on the previous month's winner! Remember there's no BOTM in December.....it's BOTY featuring all this year's previous winners! But before that it'll be MOTY and TOTY......as you see, the hits just keep coming. Remind me again what all these other forums put on for their members?

When are you going to put us out of our misery

Shit on the road at work today, all coming out of the one building site. No washing down vehicles just a few blokes with brooms pushing it about. I dobbed them in, we don't want the Deliveroos sliding on it in the dark do we.

I'm doing a first aid refresher course today and tomorrow, I got to the training center a little late due to traffic this morning, when i got in the classroom i felt like i should have had a dozen vodkas before arriving to get to the instructors level of enthusiasm i think he'd been on the rubbing alcohol and he didn't stop all day feeling mentally exhausted.LOL

Gay

That’s cold , I’d have to let the mrs put the heating on indoors .

You can keep your hell, mine sounds a lot more fun.

Lovely, so it dumps wet snow all day, it's building up on the trees, on everything. Then the weather people are putting out snowfall and wind warnings.....seriously.... Fingers crossed that the power does not go out, could be a cold night. We could be buried alive...lol If you don't hear from me again, it's been fun....

Are you sure the site was to blame for that, it may have been a leak from your undercrackers

Yeah, but look at all the beauties you have lined up for the next one. Bamboozle would be a good name for your monkey. Make sure to get one that is pannier sized.

Me to, i recon he kept a low profile so people would forget and it worked crafty fucker

I truly feel that way. A little suffering can go a long way. I have a lot of good memories while suffering in the elements…

A short and slightly chilly ebike ride this morning. At least the sun was shining! A better average speed, because I was on my own and only stopped a couple of times.

Negative, he's probably cut the electricity and heating to save money so no way to get on here

Yes, come on gimp keeper. Spill the beans ..................

You didn't waste any time was you keen to get last months off or this months on LOL

Probably never, he'll never get a new bike over sailing that barge down the road also he can't wear assless chaps on anything except a hardly

Wheres the adventure in that a little hardship can make you feel alive

A shared sleeping bag makes sense in that situation. And other situations too

Pah shorts and tshirt weather for a northerner

Looks like people want a BOTY! So we'll go with no BOTM in December.....only BOTY. But you can carry over any December pics to enter in BOTM January.

And the twat denied it

Your penis is burned off.

To my mind Airhead BMW's are in a class of their own, truly beautifully made machines from a different set of values to todays. I spent many years in the Airheads BMW club, I had 3, 1981 R65, 1978 R100RS and 1993 R100R. I really regret selling the R100RS but we all have 20/20 hindsight. Now if I could find one I would love a R80ST but wouldn't want to pay what they are fetching now. I remember the furore I received from the Airheads when I bought a K100RS. The gist of the criticism was; why would you buy one of those things, after 250,000 they are just plain worn out. Only in an airhead context could that be seen as a criticism. I would love another but by modern standards they are not viable as everyday transport, just to thirsty and not enough electrical power to run all the electrical gubbins people have nowadays. You can get modern alternators, fuel injection and stuff but an old air cooled twin can't really compete with many modern machines. Most modern 500cc Japanese and other stuff would completely wipe the floor with them in every aspect apart from longevity. Doesn't stop me wanting one though but I struggle with the concept of having a garage queen.

How long is the snow now forecast for? I hope it doesn't get too bad but it sure looks nice at the moment there

well whatever's occupying him I hope it ends well. Last time he dissapeared he had to crawl home from god knows where...

Found him.

It snowed on and off all night. Calling for more on Friday. We did loose power last night and it got really cold. My down sleeping bag sure came in handy.

He's fallen in der water.......

Drawing rooms of the rich, royal and famous. Not a set square or parallel motion set up in sight though. https://spitalfieldslife.com/2022/11/30/the-drawing-rooms-of-old-london/

@XTreme

Awake til 2am and woke multiple times after that, reckon Mr Slowly has had a bad nights sleep and that’s what was waking me cos he was awake whenever I woke up! I want to speak to the complaints department, slow day ahead Going downstairs for tea and toast it’s the only thing that could possibly fix this bleary eyes grump!

Should you rename it the snowy coast

SEAGOON: It was such a winter's night as this when I, Lance Constable Ned Seagoon of Long Division, London River Police, was patrolling the river. Splash as body jumps in water. Wading through water. SEAGOON: I'll be glad when we get a launch Sergeant.

. For that you get no cake bitch.....

It’s usually cullet (crushed glass that couldn’t be recycled) and it makes the road more wear resistant.

No idea, I assume it's down to whatever aggregate they are using. You can see quartzy type bits in granite kerbs when they are rough surfaced rather than sliced/polished and they do glitter in sunlight. Asphalt roads are just black sticky stuff holding stones together so probably the same reason. Now if you'd asked me about road markings I could have used one of my favourite words, which is 'Ballotini'. Little glass balls mixed in with the road marking thermoplastic that catch headlight beams at night and reflect it back. When anyone is lining there is always a solidified ooze hanging off the back of the lorry by the boiling pots. I like to snap a piece off to see the little beads.

I’m slightly worried about what the reward might be but I’ll return it all tomorrow except the lube , @Six30 has borrowed that

Spunk.

Worked for me just wondering what one of those would taste like and how would you cook it

So, Saul fitting muffs to his bike made me remember this joke: John had been told by his friends that Helen, his crush was not as innocent as he thought and had been around the block a few times. He couldn’t say no to when she invited him in after driving her home from the office party, and things started getting a little frisky. Having had a few drinks John was more confident than normal and slipped his hand under her skirt. And Helen said: you can go farther than that John! So he slipped his hand under he panties. And Helen said: you can go further than that John! So he slowly slipped a finger in, not believing his luck while doing it. And Helen said: You can go further than that, I want two! John was a little surprised but went ahead and slipped the second finger in! And Helen said: You can go further than that, John! By now John was getting a little annoyed at her pushiness but slipped a third finger in! And Helen said: You can go further than that, John! And John, loosing his mind did something that he never even dreamed about and slipped his hand in!!! He was expecting her to complain in pain! And Helen said: You can go further than that, John! John by now was feeling both anxious and frankly worried about Helen, but he slipped the second hand in! Helen finally moaned, and asked: Oh John, try and clap your hands! John said: I can’t! And Helen said: I know, it’s really tight isn’t it?

Got sent this via WhatsApp so dunno if the link will work but it’s too cute not to try and share it. https://www.facebook.com/reel/3203672106560821?fs=e&s=7MtrtK

Yes but your not a normal gal your like one of the boys (no offense, meant in a nice way) my wife calls the jobs around the home blue and pink jobs i do the blue she does the pink and she's happy with it that way, all the pink jobs are continuous and repetitive like the washing and cleaning and the blue jobs are intermittent but usually physically difficult or horrible, like unblocking drains or toilets cutting firewood or whatever construction is needed. I'm out of the house at work most days for 10 to 12 hours the wife works part time 3 half days a week so makes up her working hours by doing the household chores. I will admit i moan at her sometimes when i get home from a long day and shes on her 8th episode of a series she started watching that day but most of the time she gets on with her jobs and i get on with mine with no problems

I just had to go for a pee after watching that lol