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The 50th anniversary model in the Z1A colours looks brilliant!

I’m going to a rally in Aviemore..

Well for me it does anyway. I'm heading down to helmet city in Cheddar for some of their chocolate then call in on work on the way back as we have a film crew in and my boss wants me to help keep them in line.

My weekend definitely doesn’t begin tomorrow, got a shit list of jobs that will take more than all day. Bottom of that shit list is taking my Pops to his knee appointment in the centre of Bristol at 4.30pm.. on a Friday for fecks sake who goes into Bristol city centre friday rush hour.

Good old Cheddar eh? I lived in Weston super Mare for a few years so it was always a favourite run for me.

I;ll get a few she dosnt look to bad from about 57 feet, so to be safe i;ll call her a 60 footer.

I was hoping to go to a rally in Cirencester but I have no MOT on the bike and keep forgetting to book it in hopefully I'll remember tomorrow and there will be space.

Theyre nice peeps in that Helmet City. Use to be florists I believe.

you meeting some Harley riders at this Helmet city place

What are those weird boxes on the sides of the tank , was Bruce involved in this build ?

What a pile of shite.

Green for me please

She sounds like Carly Simon which led me onto one of the best voices ever..................

A mellow tune for a Thursday afternoon.

Well Woody's almost 50 butt i got her started and the front brakes kinda work, i dont have headlights and she needs a new frame, new axles, new electical wiriing, new body, new nuts, new bolts...when i get those im cutting off the reg plate on Woody's firewall and ghosting a new cj-5 leaving Woody in the back yard of the farm to do ethe asy chores. On to something else that will keep me busy. Only boring people like Buck get bored.

Now to install a larger inverter, solar charge panel, air pump chit like that, going to b a rolling toolbox too. All i need is a trailer and a pickup and she goes down the road too.

Doing better than @Skippy's sheds then!

Well, my shed has power lights tunes and can stopngo.

These are 40ft trees growing in an abandoned sludge tank that shit must be good

On the subject of cheddar, where’s Six?

If he had been they would be three feet wide.

Vaginal Tsunami!

I often use the old bridge but thats through ineptitude not choice

I was happy with it being called the 2nd Severn crossing and think I’ll continue with that cos it pisses me off when they cause confusion renaming stuff. I’m still not over Marathon being called Snickers

Niagara fucking falls

Don't want to be pedantic but it's called the Prince of Wales bridge now (the second Severn crossing)

Puffs bike.

That z650rs looks the business in the flesh.

Many a true word etc etc………..

Top service that’s for sure.

Bloody knew something like that was coming

It's ok now, but I had to alter the base that I had already laid out for it to stand on.

Thats annoying. Had exactly the same thing with the shed I ordered to put the recycling bins in. The cart was suppose to just wheel in and out but cos they delivered one with the door on the long side it won’t Heyho if the parts for the cabinet turn up I’ll consider that a win otherwise I have an expensive large useless U shaped piece of metal stuck in my garage

Yes, the door is on the 10ft end. Not on the 8ft end as I wanted.......cannot get the scoot in straight, have to put it in from nearly corner to corner.

I’m guessing the door was in the wrong side otherwise I don’t understand Had a cabinet delivered today, its for the garage to keep all the motorcycle clothing in one place, with delivery it was £400, expensive for a metal cabinet, layed out the pieces, slotted the side sections into the base and discover they’ve sent some random completely unrelated screws and wooden doweling. FFS! Look at the state the boxes were delivered in, I reckon they just shoved whatever they found lying about in the box, cheeky feckers. Unsurprisingly they left them by the front door and ran!

Pretty sure they call them “ride” on there.

I think, I'm going to lose my drivers license... and all just because of a stupid police officer... The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car: Officer: "Where are you coming from, I think you are drunk!" Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything." Officer: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a motorway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?" Me: "A car." Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?" Me:"I have no idea!" Officer:"So, you're drunk." Me:"But I didn't drink anything." Officer:"Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a country road at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it? Me:"A motorcycle." Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?" Me:"I have no idea!" Officer:"As I suspected, you're drunk!" Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question. Me:"So..., counter question -- You're driving in the dark on a city street at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?" Officer:"A prostitute of course." Me:"Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?" Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend...

You could end up with mange!