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Very good thanks, today is a bit slow though..............

Stopped for a drink ….look what plonked itself down ….

What are crocs, asking for another friend.................................

Have you noticed anything that the relentless march of time has affected you negatively? I wrote out my itinerary for our trip to the UK in September and am now struggling to read what I wrote! My handwriting has never been great, but it's degenerated to the point where even I can't read it anymore!

Laid in bed this morn thinking about moving my toolbox in the passage to get a bike out for Matlock. Toolbox didn't move and neither did I.

I think so, all the people who have had bad cases of 'Covid' that I've talked to were all heavily vaxxed, tripled up as they say in NZ, the vax is the pandemic and as it contains monkey DNA as well the MonkeyPox is also caused by it. Interestingly the first symptom of MonkeyPox is a pounding sensation in your arse. Ask a HD rider to be sure.

Well one doesnt like to get pulled into childish squabbles………… but thats pretty thick gravel and there are no track marks in it, are you sure it was wheeled out of the van and this isnt just another 2005 photoshop special?

Other than the eyesight I've noticed i cant stand up from a sitting position without making a noise now

Ah !!! so that's why your jeans are full of holes ......................

This is the style …

I noticed my penis has doubled in size every 10 years,so things are looking up with age.

My vision for sure! To read instructions for medicines I need a magnifying glass along with my normal glasses.

Damn you Metropolitan Liberal Elite!

Went down the boulangerie for bread, coffee and chocolatine. Got chatting with a brit who's lived in France for over 40 years. He lives in a different region but is in the village on holiday. Owns a Goldwing 1500 and a tractor. Interesting who you can bump into whilst out-and-about. Booked flights for our return to blighty for a wedding at the beginning of September, but it's going to be a quick visit. I was going to drive up, but when we costed it all up it was significantly cheaper to fly! The rest of the afternoon will be sofa time!

I heard that the vaccine was a targeted retro virus designed to attack the genetically undesirable and enhance the genetically superior. Basically a death sentence for gingers and anyone under six foot tall.

Encouraging masturbation on the lords day going to hell in a handbasket you are.

Mines been pretty rampant all through my life to be honest

Same

If you mean other than eyesight, hearing, arthritis and obesity…. nope, not a thing

No vid , video yourself is for twats

Aaw dont you all look lovely. This’ll sound weird but here goes anyway- the sort of people that if you find yourself on your own and suddenly in need of a hand you look around you and think “them, I’ll ask them, they look decent, they’ll know where theres a garage/hotel/preist”

All looking very dapper Bob!

My mistake, thought it was at Snetterton this weekend, but it's at Thruxton,

Might as well just pleasure yourself then.

I wouldn't want to meet the annoying cunt either Clive!

It's in your locality, go there, nearer, and (from yesterday's TV coverage) not so busy.

Now thinking I should of gone as Mandi wants to go shopping for window blinds. Witch didn't mention that yesterday. Doesn't she know BSBs on.

This is how im going to power it.

Baby steps, so far still no headlights, no reverse lights, and no brakes, butt, she starts everytime and has sound now....

Hi Bucky was down at the chemist today and saw your holiday snaps.

+1

+2

Does flatulence increase with age?......asking for a friend!

Looking like when Hannibal was hiding in Italy, Bob. In a good way, he's a stylish dude!

The other thing is that I find I don't like change now.......whereas when when I was younger I was looking for new things all the time.

Bit rude

Hot out and I'm still weak as fuck......so going nowhere!

Happy Sunday Hope theres lots of pleasing yourself on the day of rest!

Looks like Portishead to me .........................

Just keep a brick in your pocket.

Mardarse.

That led to this

No, you don’t wear socks with sandals outside. That’s a German thing, or a thing belonging to someone who just doesn’t care. Latest fashion with tourists is white socks with “pool” slippers, like those oldfashioned adidas people used to wear in proper sporting swimming pool to take a shower in, in the 80s and 90s. That’s as low as you can go, but anyways just don’t wear socks with any sort of exposed toes footwear outside.

More van action you people …. @Slowlycatchymonkey this is a pic of the beginning of van action there will be various other pics through out the trip … just sayin

so your saying you've had it for a couple of months and only now we are seeing photos of it, you'd rather talk about sewage works than post pictures of your new bike I have to say i do like it

This is better than varnishing doors. Nice sea breeze here. Stopped one short of the turning. Meant to be down there Found the only sliver of shade I could, can’t imagine battery bikes like being fried in the sun. It’s a bit steep, didn’t cross my mind I’d need a handbrake, couldn’t find it, hopefully it still be upright when I get back to it Way too hot for a cup of tea. Nice icey drink and a view of the Brizzle channel and the Severn crossing. Now just need to waste enough time that theres no point starting on varnishing, question is will there be enough charge for that?

What say you @zzzak