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Hilarious. You have this joke shit nailed ginger!

pussy with a bike and a van

Apparently Twitter are going to sue Elon Musk, fuckmine I'm absolutely gripped with excitement What you say @Mawsley ?

@XTreme is getting a new bike on Monday

we probably wouldn’t understand you anyway.

that welsh twat thats ordered this bike ...we may have a problem

Paying for the bike Monday then organising transport to get it delivered here! If I could get it by next weekend that would be a result......but I can't see it happening.

Hokey Cokey, in out , in out , you shake it all about ..............

Flying back to blighty for a few days from tomorrow. Mandy is at a trade show at the ExCel in London for a couple of days, so I'm flying over with her and then heading up to see my boys. Then pop in to see my mum on the way back to Gatwick...........well, that's the plan!

The first bloke I sat next to at my current job in 1986,he was later our chief exec, wrote a song called ACAB. Not my cup of tea, but I would never tell him that, he's still a big fucker.

No big deal he announced he was buying twitter right before the market crash, now he;s lost big value in his other sources of wealth, great time to back out and throw it to the lawyers.

and Tuesday and Wednesday and….

I'm working all weekend......got the go ahead on a gig I was waiting for!

I almost ran over the prettiest blonde girl in the world with my car good thing she was looking.

Another potential bike supplier for Pete.

CB500X, which comes with a 5 year warranty as standard..........well, it does here!

fuck off with your feeble excuses....

Yep when theres a solid response Ill say hi until then meh. Not that sort of solids you freaks

I suddenly don't feel very well

This weekend is dangerous territory for me. I'm not fit enough to wash either of the bikes that need washing so I'm going to have time on my hands. That means I'll have time for thinking and that means I may be thinking about a new bike and as I've already seen one that I like I ABSOLUTELY must stay away from the PC if I have a few beers on Saturday evening

My Dad's Lambretta, bought in 1955 for £155 plus 7/6p tax He kept it until 1973, Pete would never have a bike that long

Do you have a tracking number?

I think it was a smart move backing out and now after freaking out he wanted the place they are freaking out he doesnt.

Ringwalk should be around 10 your time I'd say! Fairplay to Delboy though......you always knock you're going to get a ruck.

He's a creepy fuck!

A friend of mine with a misspent youth had ACAB badly tattooed across his fingers (you know the Indian ink and needle look). He said it wasn't his finest career move and caused him a lot of grief. When I asked why he still hadn't had it covered over he just shrugged

It wasn't a "Jam sandwich" it was older than that, all blue old shape Rover 3.5, 1974

be honest, its there and back, there might be a puddle

and why would that be ???? I rode a CRF250 Rally to France and back twice and you're scared of riding a 300 a measly 160 kms. No 'Dakar God' badge for you

le doute m'habite...

Sounds like he prefers it burnt and covered in sand

Not a fan of oily sausage.. I think that may sound so much worse than I intend it to

Choked on the chorizo did you?

Currently drying up naked under the sun, swimming and not dealing with wet shorts is great!

That's absolutely possible Dave, it would explain the jaundice if the stone was trapped in the biliary duct for a while. Don't ask me how I know this.............

Of course they can do that, so long as you............................ Pay their over inflated price, or Buy it on their finance package which will never end, or Take a totally derisory offer on your p/ex , or Sign up to a service package that means you'll pay a fortune for what amounts to an oil change, or Buy it on a PCP deal which will means it's not really yours unless you want to get raped at the end of the deal Take your pick

Good news your daughter is recovering Dave!

Covering holiday leave in my old job so will be back there in 2 weeks time for 2 weeks.