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No.1 daughters 20th birthday today so party last night in a local village hall where they all slept over (on the judo clubs tatamis I think ) then about 10 of them came round here bringing all the leftover food and drink for lunch which was fun. it was also bloody hot this afternoon and we've just had a brief but intense thunder storm go through.

Step one, call wife...

You have to sleep eventually.

You're lost without the Chinese bike trolling now then Ian?

Getting trolled by Tym is a new low even for a ginger.

You know summer is arriving in my parents’ town when this guy comes back from France to his hometown for a few weeks and parks his bike every morning by a café for breakfast

Ooh a second bike. Quick start a really really long thread with no info in it

He will spray it later as they use it, believe he said back to its original colour which is a slightly lighter blue than it is now. I always thought the Essex lumps were red.

Now they just use Transit vans with motorcycles in the back.

That’s because this place is

Im not talking to you lot anymore.

I dunno MooN sometimes you post stuff that makes my heart sing. Hmm, more water with it me thinks

Briiliant

ok i will try and behave

Tried to do some public service today, butt, the brakes on the tractor are locked up. Must be the rear cause tractors dont have front brakes as they are to dangerous.

Id push it over just because it looks like Bucks bike...butt, i carry guns.

Well, that one came out of the left field, given your previous comments about weight, but it's how it carries that weight that makes a big difference! Anyway, enjoy it Pete and hopefully your missus can get out on pillion from time-to-time.

I can only think Alison was busy thinking of ways to tackle the blob.

This was the best economic news i could find. “The latest China lockdowns combined with the Russia-Ukraine war is too heavy a burden. “The global chaos is going to further exacerbate disruption and take inflation to a new level.”

Come on Slowly, dont fret about the firearms, a Govt type has these things, and i fix them for him when he breaks them.

Just had these dropped off for tuneups, both are Sigs, 3 letter tyes dont know chit about firearms sad really good thing im here to help. Fuck Putin started something big thats for sure.

The boy toy has a Cortina Estate and a Ford Popular.

Couple of clips getting The Mystery Bike! Including avoiding the idiot drivers in the city of Granada.....along with the usual motoring transgressions obviously.

New tent day !!!

My mum is 80, her boy toy is only 77.

Woke up to a thunderstorm and high winds and rain, braved some rain to go to my mechanic and change oils, there I saw an old Kawasaki and a pretty red bike. I like that Ducati, too , it's a 999S. It turned supper sunny and hot by end of morning, so rode home slowly with my helmet open through some lovely Porto streets, felt like having a nice snack somewhere but the place was crowded with tourists on terraces and I decided to skip catching covid and went home instead. Now with a bit of bother from my allergic sinus, so will stay cool and fresh inside until Costa wakes up and starts behind to go chase some bitches

Been working on the Llŷn Peninsula all week there's some lovely places even the shit works look classy https://www.google.com/maps/@52.8853149,-4.395205,3a,45.7y,7.3h,40.83t/data=!3m8!1e1!3m6!1sAF1QipM69zvRm855n97PwhViD76jvdqwqab3mbfMS6of!2e10!3e11!6shttps:%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipM69zvRm855n97PwhViD76jvdqwqab3mbfMS6of%3Dw203-h100-k-no-pi-0-ya241.67944-ro0-fo100!7i8192!8i4096

Taking the cat to the cattery early tomorrow, then taking my son to his Nonna for the weekend. The me and Mrs oneleg are away to deepest Wales for weekend in a nice hotel

Pretty sure this means you have to start eating cuttlefish eggs.

im shocked ... Lionel behave.

Nonce

238 kg springs to mind.

There’s plenty of space, I took the photo from where people usually walk.

Park in the way of walkers here and the bikes on its side when he comes back.

Ps! Turns out sturgeons arnt the biggest suckers on this planet.

Its called stinky bait, and ya;ll bit on it. End of report.

Looks like the same top box I've got. Saving it for when I get a second bike for a bit more mileage.

Cheers Bob!

Well i do like fixing things

By that age folk are only doing what they want to do, pretty cool that an 80year old woman wants to go to a classic car show.

the gpz 9 looks good

And more restraint than Mawsley I have to say!

Dustbins off.....hate the fucking things! If there's a reason to use them in terms of Touring etc....then fine! But just riding locally while trying to look Like Charley Boorman is not a lifestyle choice for me!

And I did 200 of those today!

This will be your last bike I guess? It should outlast you given you only do 500 miles a year.