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It's a memorial for my father-in-law (who I was close to) so it's hard to say no. On the upside it's only 45 minutes

So they had no intention of staying then Pete ? Your son sounds like a right wimp, I have a similar situation with my eldest. I haven't seen my granddaughters for nearly two years now so I really sympathise which your situation. It's worse for you and your wife though as you've had that glimmer of joy and now it looks like the fat cow will snatch it away

Maybe he goes on another forum when he’s drunk! Is that cheating?

How do you know they want them back in Poland? Since you’re posting this here, I might as well give you my advice, coming from someone with a relationship with my dad where you don’t express feelings: have a talk with your boy face to face with nobody else around! Tell him you love him and it hurts you to not see him or the kids! Make it so he at least has to acknowledge that he hears you, he might surprise you with a reply, or not. Come to him not from a position of power or disappointment, but love and understandment, and express your feelings towards the kids and how great they made you feel. You’ll be happy to do this even if you tear up, but don’t post that here or you’ll be called gay!

If it goes that way i hope you get the chance to tell the ungrateful bitch how much you sacrificed to help her and while your at it tell her why you didn't go to her wedding preferably with her mouth taped up so she cant interrupt you she's pissing me off fuck it i'm coming out to tell her myself

With or without midget dago bummers?

Somebodies going to ask so it may as well be me, i really need some clarification on what that is and what did you do with the rest of the body

It's just about exhausted now though.

It'll break our heart to see the little ones go.......but we can't live in an episode of the Jeremy Kyle Show. At least we got to see them after 4 years, which is more than we ever expected.

Bang on Clive , she sounds like she needs a good slap.

You planning on getting a photo of Fatty on your new bike

I got a PM from Mawsley saying he is going to ride to Edinburgh for a visit, he is leaving tomorrow and should arrive sometime in June.

That's a real shame

Good news for Pete, Rich, and whatever is Six’s name, there’s only 40 more members to go before BOTM

Probably abusing all the very straight TDM riders

He never asked, but I would have done if had asked.

Did he get pointers from @Clive?

Cheers Fred! I'm going nowhere near her.......and the wife has said that if she starts on her then she'll fucking stick one on her. You can take the girl out of Penlan etc

It was me, @Mawsley, Pete was talking about me!

Good grief

Fair enough. Emotional support is a legit reason to enter the house of doom.

Looks like Pedro used too much chilli powder.

Same old here, just waiting for the hot summer im planning on having, good thing i have A/C .

It ain’t mine………..mines even less valuable

Walking with Paolo tomorrow. Apparently I have to go to church on Sunday but we are having a meal out afterwards so it's not all bad

After Buckster's entry, this is never going to be the same, but here it goes anyway: Pennyroyal and oregano seasoned local farmed tomato salad, plus canned horse mackerel with my garden's amazing coriander, sliced onions and the neighbor's lemon's zest, with olive oil. The result is a lot better than the sum of the parts. THE tagliatelle "cacio & pepe", first time I got it properly right. Using a very nice truffle infused pecorino romano made it extra special. Alentejo blood chorizo and tomato rice, wild rice and white rice mix with my garden's fresh coriander. One of the tastiest things I´ve made for myself. Sourdough mix pizza, at Sofia's, from the ride report thread, not exactly round but proper tasty: For @boboneleg, "Queijo da Serra", buttery sheep's cheese from the Serra da Estrela, proper cheese! Squid rice, nothing fancy, oldschool portuguese and really great! The usual, roasted codfish and potatoes, plenty of onions and garlic, a classic on a rainy night

They spent last week with a very busy shop preparing bikes for their customers to take to Jerez for the weekend, so they neglected Pete because he is a brit and not going to Jerez!

am i always on your mind ....

Weather looks brilliant...... .....but I can't use the bike as it's all cleaned up to part ex next week. I do have a shit load of work on anyway......cos I'm still dragging in the business in order to keep our grandsons here. What you lot doing?

I’ll go with the one god gave me

Plus one on @Mawsley providing A1 content.

Get him back. Drug him if necessary. Im sure buck or six have some dodgy restraints you can use.

I’d guess he assumed your comments about members coming on here pissed up and having split personalities was aimed at him. Which is a shame cos I don’t think they were.

I hope not.... @Mawsley's the only one here who can write properly. Scrub that.....he's now blocked me on FB and Twitter! WTF did I do?

Just the usual.........bugger all. Car clean..scoot clean....grass not ready for cutting.

It's similar to a mackerel, but narrower and the taste is milder. Fish names are very confusing and regional, so I looked it up and it's latin name is "Scomber scombrus", but then when I look that up it just comes up as mackerel. It's also great as sushi and sashimi. Similar to this, often with less defined stripes:

It's a chorizo The rest of it was used on peas

It's like me asking you what the going rate is for a two bedroom cave house

Knowing Pedro, it’s probably an animal cock of some sort.

This shit is never going to end.

I spotted that too.

I believe you got stabbed by an ex wife wife in the uk, younger than that? Does that count? It's all ugly and not funny.

Domestic violence, as you know, is not funny. The way shops prioritize clients is, though (when it's not you)

And they needed time off work to beat their wife and kick their dog!

Oh, yes, and this week they had holidays so they neglected Pete because he's not a saint! and I assume they got a couple of broken bikes from revving out all weekend in Jerez...